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I dont know how gordo can even talk after he does bochy. I'm not saying it's his best character ever,  but it's the best in a while. 

"Would have been an easy double if he hadn't been sitting in his lawn chair at home....."

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3 hours ago, pops said:

I dont know how gordo can even talk after he does bochy. I'm not saying it's his best character ever,  but it's the best in a while. 

"Would have been an easy double if he hadn't been sitting in his lawn chair at home....."

it's good.  you can tell he kinda has to actively work at it to not slip into deep voice Jerrah.  

On 10/23/2023 at 9:04 AM, mdmost said:

How Junior feels about Taylor Swift being forced upon him is how P1s feel about him forcing segments on us about "the baby". 

Any Junior parenting segment is an auto-skip for me.

"Excuse me, are you a former wrestler?"

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The slowed down "No Puppet" will always make me chuckle.

Any Junior parenting segment is an auto-skip for me.

Like a lot of old men having their first kid, they are insufferable. Yeah Jr, we dealt with diapers in our 20’s. In the meantime post some nekkid pics of your hot wife.
19 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


Like a lot of old men having their first kid, they are insufferable. Yeah Jr, we dealt with diapers in our 20’s. In the meantime post some nekkid pics of your hot wife.

"did you guys know that [says something literally everyone over the age of 9 knows that humans do] happens to young children? amazing."

also the pics of the big man in nyc have him looking . . . big. hope george is feeling well.

1 hour ago, bizzle said:

also the pics of the big man in nyc have him looking . . . big. hope george is feeling well.

he should be the next SOTA pitch man.  along with Monty. 

2 hours ago, bizzle said:

"did you guys know that [says something literally everyone over the age of 9 knows that humans do] happens to young children? amazing."

also the pics of the big man in nyc have him looking . . . big. hope george is feeling well.

Yeah--I noticed that.  He's always been a big guy, but it's reached worrying proportions.

Did Jr borrow his dad's suit?  That is not squared away. 

Yeah I had no idea Sears was still open until I saw his shoes. 

Jub exemplifies a face made for radio. His head appears to still be grown if like the elephant man. Jr’s wife is pretty stylish and fashionable and could have made sure he didn’t wear his Towncraft Suit Separates from 1989. I think those are pleather shoes. Or even Corfam, a shoe material I believe made in the 60’s by DuPont to cover the Apollo command module.

Y'all are a bunch of whiny little catty girls. Who gives a fuck what they're wearing. That snobby bitchassness is one of the worst aspects of this place, yet every time I've seen a picture of any one here you look like regular goofy dudes. 

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You're the puppet

2 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Y'all are a bunch of whiny little catty girls. Who gives a fuck what they're wearing. That snobby bitchassness is one of the worst aspects of this place, yet every time I've seen a picture of any one here you look like regular goofy dudes. 

You gonna be okay?

6 minutes ago, threesheets said:

You gonna be okay?

I will if you bitches stop acting like an old lady gossip group. Be men. Act like men. 

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I feel like its been over 20 years since Coach Tom Foolery was on the air.  They used to have him on weekly in the late 90s as I recall.

I CAN IF I TAKE TWO

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6 hours ago, Hermanator said:

I will if you bitches stop acting like an old lady gossip group. Be men. Act like men. 

Maybe act like a man and not worry so much about what people post?

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Junior does a pretty decent job of pretending to be a human.

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Who is/was Tom Foolery? Other than an old character. Like who is it actually?

Admittedly I didn’t listen to the ticket until 2012 when work took me to Montague county and 105.3 reception sucked up there so I switched.

18 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

How the hell he wind up on DFW radio?

he's a friend of the musers from UNT

1 hour ago, Fudbelty said:

I didn’t listen to the ticket until 2012 when work took me to Montague county

Did you have a long way to go and a short time to get there?

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2 hours ago, Fudbelty said:

Who is/was Tom Foolery? Other than an old character. Like who is it actually?

Admittedly I didn’t listen to the ticket until 2012 when work took me to Montague county and 105.3 reception sucked up there so I switched.

 

2 hours ago, nolongerU2horn said:

 

1 hour ago, Fudbelty said:

How the hell he wind up on DFW radio?

Yeah, it's Don. He's probably up here for the World Series for KMOL. He was my first boss out of UT. I was a sports intern at KMOL and he was the weekend guy. Pete Delgado, who was the laziest fucker on earth was the weekday guy/sports director. Don took over when Pete left. When I was interviewing with the FWST, Don told me to check out his old college buddies, who were the morning radio show on The Ticket. I gave it a listen and liked it. Got the job and moved to Dallas a few weeks later. Been listening ever since. That was 1998. Don does an amazing Avery Johnson impression too.

Coach Foolery in the studio was great today.

so the ticket is doing football theater.  and the dumb zone is also doing football theater, with sirois and some other folks from the freak.  so tense, so very indeed…

So listening to Football Theater…but I wish the DZ well

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Play with each others sewers

15 hours ago, futureman said:

so the ticket is doing football theater.  and the dumb zone is also doing football theater, with sirois and some other folks from the freak.  so tense, so very indeed…

Dan and Jake addressed this a couple episodes ago. They didn't know The Ticket already planned this game, but they were committed. They will do another one later this season. 

tuned into the dumb zone.  i am sure it was superior.  looked like they were going to do it the next 3-4 weeks as well.

Is there a replay of the DZ version somewhere?


Never mind. Found it on YouTube

Link for anyone else interested

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Please tell me Corby had to leave the greatest Rangers ending ever (so far) to get up early to catch a flight to take his two kids to Kansas to watch OU lose to Kansas? 

Holy shit, he fucking left in the 8th.

Like he even understood what was going on down on the field anyway

Ike is going to Kansas next year. I don’t care how early I’ve got to get up the next morning, though, I’m not leaving G1 of the World Series early to get home. I’ll pay the price the next morning. If you haven’t seen Davey’s walkout video, it’s pretty fantastic.

i think gordon is legitimately one of the most hilarious, talented and quick-witted humans i have ever seen across any media - however his misspelled twitter trolling during games really don't ever warrant a follow up. 

57 minutes ago, bizzle said:

however his misspelled twitter trolling during games really don't ever warrant a follow up. 

it’s really very juvenile.  

17 hours ago, mdmost said:

Please tell me Corby had to leave the greatest Rangers ending ever (so far) to get up early to catch a flight to take his two kids to Kansas to watch OU lose to Kansas? 

 

16 hours ago, CBT said:

Holy shit, he fucking left in the 8th.

 

16 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Like he even understood what was going on down on the field anyway

 

11 hours ago, C-Man said:

Ike is going to Kansas next year. I don’t care how early I’ve got to get up the next morning, though, I’m not leaving G1 of the World Series early to get home. I’ll pay the price the next morning. If you haven’t seen Davey’s walkout video, it’s pretty fantastic.

Dave and Bob didn't even see the Seager HR live. They watched it on a TV in the stadium

57 minutes ago, nolongerU2horn said:

They watched it on a TV in the stadium

"Sports" Sturm

Sturm probably watched on his phone in the car driving to beat the rush. Corby leaving early says everything about that douchenozzle. What a weenie. To go to fucking Kansas.

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"Can you imagine a shark taking your limb"? /Sturm

"Well, kinda.... /Monty

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October ratings. Musers and HL still just destroying. 

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