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10 hours ago, RPM said:

Yeah, that's the Good Contractors List guy. He's a religious nut that uses his ads to preach with one day a week.

Huh, I’ve never noticed that before.  Is that a new thing?

I don’t have a problem with religion, but I can’t fucking stand when people try to shove it down my throat at inappropriate times.

It’s like politics.  There’s a reason nobody around here wants cloak room talk in our other threads.

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I noticed it about a year ago. He runs normal ads most of the time then slips in the religious spot. It's either a reread of an old Unity "The Word" script or a personal anecdote about his relationship with God. Really bugs the shit out of me when one comes on. I prefer my sports talk sans sermon.

I don’t like his regular commercials. You run a fucking quasi sales/insurance internet list you’re not Thomas Jefferson, you’re not losing any sacred honor.

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I guess God's not writing your story.

38 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I don’t like his regular commercials. You run a fucking quasi sales/insurance internet list you’re not Thomas Jefferson, you’re not losing any sacred honor.

Yeah well, in case you haven’t noticed, most people who are overly religious are trying to compensate for something else that is or has been severly wrong with their life.  Anyway, not to turn this into religious talk.

But seriously, fuck the good contractor...give me Angie.

15 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Pure gold.  Not one of the guys he talked to sounded like they had much more than about 48 hours to live.  Guy who smoked ultra lights because the stronger ones “are too bad for ya” might make a week.

and the next guy agrees, “gotta keep ‘em light” and gordo asks how long he’s smoked and the guy's like “shoo, forty-somethin years...”

tremendous

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

and the next guy agrees, “gotta keep ‘em light” and gordo asks how long he’s smoked and the guy's like “shoo, forty-somethin years...”

tremendous

Yeah genius.  I’m pretty sure Marlboro hasn’t even made ultra lights for “forty-sumpin years” so his “this is all I’ve ever smoked” math was a little questionable.  I could almost smell the tar through the radio.

"Jesus Christ and his wife the Statue of Liberty" got me.

8 hours ago, C-Man said:

Gordo is out sick today. Boo

Hmm must be interviewing for the afternoon drive time in Tupelo.

On 11/3/2018 at 10:07 AM, Landomatic said:

Yeah genius.  I’m pretty sure Marlboro hasn’t even made ultra lights for “forty-sumpin years” so his “this is all I’ve ever smoked” math was a little questionable.  I could almost smell the tar through the radio.

How old are you?

60.

You're only 60?

 

Greatness

Anyone else think it’s funny the good contractor commercials where the dude just preaches Jesus now?

 

Heard a new one today I don’t think he even mentioned his company.

 

Anyone else think it’s funny the good contractor commercials where the dude just preaches Jesus now?
 
Heard a new one today I don’t think he even mentioned his company.
 
Didn't even utter the name a single time.

Crow line should be fun today after that debacle last night, especially with it being a night game and many of the fans being really liquored up. The best thing after a Dallas loss.

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2 hours ago, Quagmire said:
Anyone else think it’s funny the good contractor commercials where the dude just preaches Jesus now?
 
Heard a new one today I don’t think he even mentioned his company.
 

Didn't even utter the name a single time.

Actually it was "brought to you by..." 

Maybe he gets a tax exemption.

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Crow line should be fun today after that debacle last night, especially with it being a night game and many of the fans being really liquored up. The best thing after a Dallas loss.

quoted for truth 

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Gina from Del Frisco's killed off Greg Kalina! Maybe she was pissed that he was always thinking about sports.

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Wonder if he went the way of the guy from the restaurant Texas?  The guy who had his tonsils taken out with a pair of pliers when he was a kid and is owed 50 bucks?

Just reiterating The Musers are unlistenable when Gordo is not there. Radio AIDS-level awful.

5 hours ago, C-Man said:

Just reiterating The Musers are unlistenable when Gordo is not there. Radio AIDS-level awful.

bullshit.  you can’t honestly tell me you don’t prefer to hear muse in the news with sean bass.  

bullshit.  you can’t honestly tell me you don’t prefer to hear muse in the news with sean bass.  


Sean Bass is my kryptonite. Been saying that since the second or third page of this thread on the scat site.

gordo must be on death’s door.  for him to miss election week he truly must be dying. 

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bullshit.  you can’t honestly tell me you don’t prefer to hear muse in the news with sean bass.  


Jesus, Sean Bass doing “Muse in the News” and breaking down the election? Somebody drive a stake thru my temple. Gordo, get off the sick.
6 hours ago, futureman said:

gordo must be on death’s door.  for him to miss election week he truly must be dying. 

Probably the bird flu or SARS since he claimed they can't touch him. 

11 hours ago, C-Man said:

 


Sean Bass is my kryptonite. Been saying that since the second or third page of this thread on the scat site.

 

Might have to check out the calibration on the sarcasm meter.

On 11/6/2018 at 10:39 AM, Vic Mackey said:

Crow line should be fun today after that debacle last night, especially with it being a night game and many of the fans being really liquored up. The best thing after a Dallas loss.

It was outstanding 

5 hours ago, C-Man said:

 


Jesus, Sean Bass doing “Muse in the News” and breaking down the election? Somebody drive a stake thru my temple. Gordo, get off the sick.

 

 

Yep, lasted about two minutes before switching to Spotify.

27 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Might have to check out the calibration on the sarcasm meter.

No, I caught that. Just pointing out that I started the "Sean Bass Sucks" fan club many, many moons ago.

23 hours ago, Sparky said:

Wonder if he went the way of the guy from the restaurant Texas?  The guy who had his tonsils taken out with a pair of pliers when he was a kid and is owed 50 bucks?

My little sister in law (you know her) waits tables there.  She tells some pretty good stories about Dale Wamstead.

1 hour ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

fuck corby. that’s all.

No shit.  He was stridently trashing everything Texas Football today.

2 hours ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

fuck corby. that’s all.

Motto material.

Guy in witness protection with his younger lover who has an edge, lololol

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Hard-hitting segment from the Junes this morning. “Why do people get so mad when I pick their team to lose?” Thank God Gordo is back.

18 hours ago, threesheets said:

My little sister in law (you know her) waits tables there.  She tells some pretty good stories about Dale Wamstead.

Does he get handsy?  Or is he one that always has some shitty magic trick to show them?

Touchdown brothers yesterday were painful.  Someone forgot to tell them that though because they doubled down on it again today.

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Yeah...yeah....yeah..welllll, they do a replay every morning at 6:40 of the 8:40 bit unless it's a wireless segment or Cowboys Monday. 

3 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Touchdown brothers yesterday were painful.  Someone forgot to tell them that though because they doubled down on it again today.

oh they “doubled down” on it?

5 hours ago, futureman said:

oh they “doubled down” on it?

Ran the same crappy bit 2 days in a row.

38 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Ran the same crappy bit 2 days in a row.

You mean like they always do at 6:40? That bit?

7 minutes ago, RPM said:

You mean like they always do at 6:40? That bit?

it’s like he’s a newborn p1, still covered in afterbirth.  he’ll figure it out.  

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He’s a V2 or V3

I knew they recycled day-old bits from time-to-time.  Didn’t realize it was every day.  You’d think they would run the really shitty ones just once.

Either way...touchdown brothers (and pretty much everything with Craig and Jub doing bits) fucking sucks.

I knew they recycled day-old bits from time-to-time.  Didn’t realize it was every day.  You’d think they would run the really shitty ones just once.
Either way...touchdown brothers (and pretty much everything with Craig and Jub doing bits) fucking sucks.


So...you wake up after 7:00 most days?

P1...be one....
5 hours ago, mdleast said:

 


So...you wake up after 7:00 most days?

P1...be one....

 

Wake up after 7:00 most days?  No.

Listening to the Ticket by 6:40 most days?  Also no.

Fucks given about my P1 status?  Zero.

Here’s a tip, listen to the show. 

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