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AM and PM drive just destroying.

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yup

11 hours ago

January 2024 Ratings

America's Favorite Radio Station™ reclaims #1 total market (6+) to start 2024.

A solid January, in fact, the best month since last year's big Fall numbers and every show performed so well, that only the Sweet Spot missed being #1, by 0.1 (to KLNO).

Congrats to The Invasion for cracking their first #1 win in their timeslot.

It also seems appropriate, since they just celebrated their 30th birthday, to point out that The Musers have now been #1 with double-digit shares, every month, since November 2022.

Hardline's 5.6 share lead over #2, is the largest gap since June of last year, and the last time it wasn't in the PMD top spot dates back to December 2022.

Enjoy Ticketstock this weekend, and thank you P1's for your never-ending support.

house rule: Remember, you can compare dayparts across the different stations (red boxed column), but not a station across the dayparts (yellow rows) - sure, you can, but then Sydney Sweeney will openly hate you.

This rating period covers January 2 - January 31, 2024

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Love the daily beaten down fake Putin.

AM and PM drive just destroying.
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January 2024 Ratings
America's Favorite Radio Station[emoji769] reclaims #1 total market (6+) to start 2024.
A solid January, in fact, the best month since last year's big Fall numbers and every show performed so well, that only the Sweet Spot missed being #1, by 0.1 (to KLNO).
Congrats to The Invasion for cracking their first #1 win in their timeslot.
It also seems appropriate, since they just celebrated their 30th birthday, to point out that The Musers have now been #1 with double-digit shares, every month, since November 2022.
Hardline's 5.6 share lead over #2, is the largest gap since June of last year, and the last time it wasn't in the PMD top spot dates back to December 2022.
Enjoy Ticketstock this weekend, and thank you P1's for your never-ending support.
house rule: Remember, you can compare dayparts across the different stations (red boxed column), but not a station across the dayparts (yellow rows) - sure, you can, but then Sydney Sweeney will openly hate you.
This rating period covers January 2 - January 31, 2024
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At some point IHeart is going to pull the plug on all that payroll. JunkforJoy espanol 24/7 would pull better book.

Aggie Bob making fun of anyone for hanging a banner is the pinnacle for lack of self awareness

"It's time to tune up your furnace like our Texas Rangers tuned up those Houston Astros on the way to the World Series..."  -Bakers Brothers Plumbing / AC

What in the actual fuck does that even mean?

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32 minutes ago, orange dream said:

"It's time to tune up your furnace like our Texas Rangers tuned up those Houston Astros on the way to the World Series..."  -Bakers Brothers Plumbing / AC

What in the actual fuck does that even mean?

 

"It's time to tune up your furnace like our Texas Rangers tuned up those Houston Astros on the way to the World Series..."  -Bakers Brothers Plumbing / AC
What in the actual fuck does that even mean?

tune up can mean to adjust something to make it work more efficiently (e.g. a furnace) or to beat handily (e.g. ALCS gm7).

that really wasn’t too difficult.

 

57 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

 

 

36 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:


tune up can mean to adjust something to make it work more efficiently (e.g. a furnace) or to beat handily (e.g. ALCS gm7).

that really wasn’t too difficult.

I’m with both of you. Rangers win was a lifetime sports highlight for me, but the last thing I want is my furnace / AC system to be made to operate like the Astros in that series.  Completely ineffective at home. Just a weird ad for a Dallas company IMO. 

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I miss the days of Bart reagor. Hey I’m your friend. Here’s Tony. See. Friends. Buy a car you asshole. Just trust me. 

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I'd like to think that somewhere in federal prison, Bart Reagor was angry that Tech lost the final home game against Texas. Beast feast!

Greggo Luka is my favorite Luka. 

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REO Speedwagon lead singer calling in is awesome. 

26 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

surprised mike myers GIF

that's going to age very, very poorly.

2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

I'm a pasty bitch, but my god that looks like something you would see at the butcher. Holy shit. 

And they spelled Taveras wrong. 

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Alright brother

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Well Derek is here

One of the dumbest tats I've ever seen.  What a fucking tool.  Now I really can't listen to that show.

What a fucking idiot. Artist should have said no.

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On 2/27/2024 at 6:11 PM, LonghornSean said:

Incredible “Bob’s world” today. He explained sports parlays.

That’s it.

He's been a 'splainer for a long time and now there's a huge void without Norm telling everyone shit he thinks he knows but no one else does.

What a fucking idiot. Artist should have said no.

It’s just part of his Halloween costume as silly putty.

What the hell does this all mean?

"Under this new shareholder rights plan, Cumulus Media will issue one right for each share of Class A and Class B common stock owned by March 4, 2024. These rights will become exercisable if any entity acquires 15% or more of Cumulus’s Class A common stock, offering other shareholders the option to buy additional shares at a significant discount, thus diluting the acquirer’s stake. This condition applies equally to all shareholders, with the board retaining the option to terminate the plan if necessary.

 

Renew also acquired a sizeable share of Audacy in August.

 

Cumulus Chairman of the Board Andrew Hobson stated, “Given the facts, the Cumulus Board firmly believes it is necessary to adopt a limited-duration rights plan to protect the interests of all Cumulus shareholders. The Rights Plan is intended to enable the Company’s shareholders to realize the long-term value of their investment, ensure that all shareholders receive fair and equal treatment in the event of any proposed takeover of the Company, and guard against tactics to gain control of the Company without paying all shareholders an appropriate premium for that control.”

 

“Cumulus Media’s leadership maintains open dialogue with its investors, including the Group, and intends to continue that practice.”

 

https://radioink.com/2024/02/22/cumulus-media-takes-poison-pill-as-hostile-takeover-emerges/

Monday Dan & Jake will have the lawyer's roundtable. Should be very interesting.

11 hours ago, RPM said:

Monday Dan & Jake will have the lawyer's roundtable. Should be very interesting.

Monday March 11

I stand corrected.

On 3/1/2024 at 9:02 PM, cactusflinthead said:

What the hell does this all mean?

"Under this new shareholder rights plan, Cumulus Media will issue one right for each share of Class A and Class B common stock owned by March 4, 2024. These rights will become exercisable if any entity acquires 15% or more of Cumulus’s Class A common stock, offering other shareholders the option to buy additional shares at a significant discount, thus diluting the acquirer’s stake. This condition applies equally to all shareholders, with the board retaining the option to terminate the plan if necessary.

 

Renew also acquired a sizeable share of Audacy in August.

 

Cumulus Chairman of the Board Andrew Hobson stated, “Given the facts, the Cumulus Board firmly believes it is necessary to adopt a limited-duration rights plan to protect the interests of all Cumulus shareholders. The Rights Plan is intended to enable the Company’s shareholders to realize the long-term value of their investment, ensure that all shareholders receive fair and equal treatment in the event of any proposed takeover of the Company, and guard against tactics to gain control of the Company without paying all shareholders an appropriate premium for that control.”

 

“Cumulus Media’s leadership maintains open dialogue with its investors, including the Group, and intends to continue that practice.”

 

https://radioink.com/2024/02/22/cumulus-media-takes-poison-pill-as-hostile-takeover-emerges/

Basically fucks any long term growth in the stock by allowing current shareholders to dilute the value of anyone coming in and trying to buy big chunks of shares that would allow them to control the board.  

They've basically made the stock worthless to prevent a hostile takeover. 

4 hours ago, pops said:

Bob is such a cunt. 

indubitably.  but what was the comment that prompted this statement?

35 minutes ago, futureman said:

indubitably.  but what was the comment that prompted this statement?

Cold open was him talking about arch not wanting to be in ea ncaa football this fall. He ignored every article that gave arch's reason for not wanting to be in it unless he's qb1 and just went with his own narrative.  Davey tried to gently nudge him towards the truth to no avail. 

Bob can eat a bag of dicks. Such a moron. His opinions are typically just emotional reactions vs wise hsos. Blithering idiot fits well.

On 3/5/2024 at 4:17 PM, pops said:

Bob is such a cunt. 

That’s why he’s called “Aggie Bob”

I've basically adopted the strategy of never listening to any HL sports or sports related segments other than Stars, maybe Rangers or Klatt.  Sometimes the Mavs segments are tolerable.  But anything that is football related (other than Klatt segment) or pretty much any other random sport is auto tune-out.   I've learned that strategy is what makes dumbass Bob and Corby tolerable on other segments.

22 hours ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

Did DJ quit the Hardline?

god I hope so.  dude is the biggest spare on the ticket not named sean or david. 

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The list of items Gordo has in his bathroom was great. Riding Christopher Reeves' horse to the bathtub. 

The list of items Gordo has in his bathroom was great. Riding Christopher Reeves' horse to the bathtub. 

That shit was great!

The interview with Doocy was great. I always thought Doocy was a little boring when he guest hosted, but in that interview he was hilarious. 

Doocy is gold.

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