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1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Junior talking about his "future of college football" makes me want to put a spike through me head. Is that the same future where the iPad no longer exists?

Not that I ever thought it was going away, but I do think an ipad is pretty useless other than entertaining kids or watching a movie on a plane/road trip

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  • And I did. Just because it's "the way it is" doesn't mean it's not disappointing when the time comes to accept that the business is the business. The Ticket is an incredible thing. There's a reas

  • Still going with that bit? What if I gave you a shoutout from my verified (cue Vivaldi) Twitter account?   

  • He looks like mark mcgwire fucked Tom kite.

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or the same future where nobody owns a car in 2026 because we're all using self-driving rideshare cars?

Rideshare? I thought we’d have flying cars in fucking 2013. We were lied to.

Fucking ads with McClearin are a beating. He's such a douche. He needs to stop trying to convince people he can sing, whether he brags about singing karaoke or he sings in his ad reads. Fucking cringe

I thought the point was to make us beg for the original junk for joy kid?

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You get both in one ad I heard. He butchers the song and then the kid finishes the kill with the original. 

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Why are you listening to ads when the stream gives you 60 minutes to skip every ad, ticket ticker, and simple jub segment?

I haven't listened to a 40 liner since 2004.

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On 4/26/2024 at 9:54 PM, mdmost said:

For consistent pay and the chance to keep chasing the radio dream, sure. For inconsistent pay, constant self-promotion, big start up costs, and an unknown popularity, not so much. I guess they can look at how often their podcasts with the Freak were getting downloaded but this wasn't the #1 show in the timeslot designed to strike out on their own combined with one of the guys having a lot of seed money

What's the story about Dan or Jake having a warchest / seed money?

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Dan has been making tier 1 money for a while now compared to Danny and Sirois who have been making producer money to 12-18 months of host money. 

On 5/1/2024 at 9:20 AM, mdmost said:

Junior talking about his "future of college football" makes me want to put a spike through me head.

This is how I feel when he spends a segment "coaching" Luka fucking Doncic. 

"What I'd really like to see out of Luka..." 

STFU.

Dan on the William Pace Show just might be the funniest thing he's ever done. 

 

Starts around 1:09:30

 

Oh Jesus those goofball brought Julie Dobbs back from the radio dead? 

One or both have gotta be fucking her, right? Why else would they poison their listeners ears with that again

Imagine paying money to listen to Julie Dobbs

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All of these shows take care of their buds. Maybe Julie has fold back teeth or gives them her cheap wine. She’s painful to watch.

Dan on the William Pace Show just might be the funniest thing he's ever done. 
 
Starts around 1:09:30
 

Listened to that earlier. The weight loss bit was wonderful.

Dan is the same guy.
3 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Holy shit is that Sturm's kid?

 

Si.

nose ring on the boy.  bob is a failure at home just like he is on the air. 

Mystic Dan McDowell was fantastic. 

On 5/1/2024 at 5:58 PM, Longhornstampede said:

Fucking ads with McClearin are a beating. He's such a douche. He needs to stop trying to convince people he can sing, whether he brags about singing karaoke or he sings in his ad reads. Fucking cringe

I didn't think that ad could be worse. Then I saw the TV version and it made me irrationally angry. Now they're sparing me to death with his singing it.

Spike to me head

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Dan can no longer respond to a Musers bit with a Musers fight. I was hoping they would work in moron dog. 

2 hours ago, pops said:

Mystic Dan McDowell was fantastic. 

Cat was probably seething. but Gordo can get away with it.

17 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Holy shit is that Sturm's kid?

 

You can almost smell the patchouli on that kid 🤢

35 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Mystic Dan was so good 

Dan…the funniest part of the ticket besides Gordo even today. 

2 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

From that tweet now we know where these are coming from all over this state

 

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wtf are those things?  all over

20 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

wtf are those things?  all over

Don't touch them. They may feel soft and fuzzy but those fucking hairs embed themselves under your skin. 

ETA

It's a wolly bear caterpillar. Will turn into a moth. 

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1 hour ago, Frank The Tank said:

Dan…the funniest part of the ticket besides Gordo even today. 

I honestly don’t know if some of you people are retarted or north suburbanites who have never been in our town.

7 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

I honestly don’t know if some of you people are retarted or north suburbanites who have never been in our town.

What the fuck are you talking about? Dan was a massive talent and very funny. The bit was funny. Gordon is a massive talent and pretty much the only funny and good part left of the ticket I’ve known for 25 years of living in Dallas.

Is your position that middays and the current version of the hardline are hilarious and awesome?

19 minutes ago, bluto said:

This guy

 

Who in the world is that directed at?

So passionate. It was a takeoff on Seattle Slew and Mystic Dan’s win at the Kentucky Derby and it was really good.  So much fun.

18 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Who in the world is that directed at?

He replied to a tweet specifically saying it wasn’t Corby. I wonder if it’s guys on the Fan?

 

21 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

So passionate. It was a takeoff on Seattle Slew and Mystic Dan’s win at the Kentucky Derby and it was really good.  So much fun.

Well don’t I feel like a horse’s ass. 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Who in the world is that directed at?

Reading the responses, could be someone at The Fan.

Fuck you, Home Sense…but thank for your $upport of the Little Ticket. But mainly, fuck you for interrupting the SportsDay app stream more and more these days.

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Compound going late night. 

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Make it make sense. You blow out the entire station and leave these two cockroaches to do a PM drive show?

 

Probably Mavs related.  Also the last version of the Eagle ended with Russ Martin dying and a guy getting busted on child porn charges.  Probably want some stability.

The late night crew we mino bass Davey Donnie and mclearin. That’s barely a dry dock b team. 

36 minutes ago, bluto said:

The late night crew we mino bass Davey Donnie and mclearin. That’s barely a dry dock b team. 

Unbelievable. 

1 hour ago, bluto said:

The late night crew we mino bass Davey Donnie and mclearin. That’s barely a dry dock b team. 

those dudes (san Donnie) are so stoked to be there, they'll broadcast all night if allowed to.  glad i didn't tune in for a second of that. 

I love Davey, but the rest are a yawn fest.  Nothing short of Gordo pulling an all nighter would get me to tune in post midnight anyway. 

The mino recap of it was heavy music talk, where Donnie was talking old rap and mclearin saying he just can’t do rap music then they just switched gears into matchbox 20 and how great music is in general. 
 

and that was on the heels of junior coast to coast. Holy shit I’d rather listen to Jub jam promos with a bed music of junk for joy. 

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Gordo and Jub were on till about midnight. So it wasn't just Junior Coast to Coast and then music talk. I swear you guys are getting about as bad as Reddit on anything midday related. 

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I never ever tune in during middays anymore. Been checking in periodically for the campound. But anytime I hear Sean Bass on a segment, it’s an immediate tune out or fast forward the app. 

Rest of the non-first-tier group is pretty spare too but I can stomach them in certain dynamics. Sea Bass is painfully uninteresting at all times.

I don’t listen to the ticket anymore, but I follow all of them on twitter and solved their event location.  All because they suck and I don’t listen anymore. 

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