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On 5/14/2024 at 11:45 PM, pops said:

Midday is so bad. I feel bad for Donnie and Monty. They are both talented. And they are saddled with shit sandwiches. Mino and bass and Maclaren are tier 1 at the ticket. Geezus fucking h. 

its a beating!!  

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The Ticket playing ads for LIV golf. What a world. 

46 minutes ago, mdmost said:

The Ticket playing ads for LIV golf. What a world. 

Chris Chris account.

Is that any worse than Crazy Gun Dealer fascist ads or crypto scam ads?

Jeez Matt Mclearin is a big bag of nothing. He has the unusual combination of being both a lug head and boring as hell. 

Lulz all you want, but that dude needs to have a gun cleaning accident asap.

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Friday Fun really shows how close to the edge Davey is broadcasting at times. 

Davey>>Danny. That’s one change that went for the better. 10-3 is still unlistenable. 

7 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Davey>>Danny. That’s one change that went for the better. 10-3 is still unlistenable. 

10 to 3 I tune in to WRR and listen to Amy Bishop's sweet voice talk to me about classically music

Monty’s cancer is back.  It’s on his ass.  Doesn’t know how serious it is.  Will get a CT scan to see if they can just cut it out or if he needs chemo.

I've always wondered why TC Fleming gets so much grief from ticket listeners. Now I see why

 

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TC has always been a thief of joy. Yet another reason to not bother with anything Rhyner related. 

1 hour ago, HRSchenker said:

I've always wondered why TC Fleming gets so much grief from ticket listeners. Now I see why

 

i used to like him, but man. the guy has some all time shitty takes and says everything in a way that makes you think "he really is a shitbag of a human being"

who gives a shit about TC?  he’s a fat irrelevant spare.

anyone know what kind of cancer Monty has?  I heard sarcoma.  any more details?

30 minutes ago, futureman said:

who gives a shit about TC?  he’s a fat irrelevant spare.

anyone know what kind of cancer Monty has?  I heard sarcoma.  any more details?

Yeah, he said sarcoma. He's on the cold open of the hardline if you want to rewind a bit and listen. Said it's the same thing that was on his shin bone. But they don't know how deep it is or if it has spread anywhere. 

Woof, sarcoma ain’t pancreatic but it’s not exactly on the medal stand of ‘good’ cancers. Took my pops down over a lengthy journey, started in his shin. 

8 minutes ago, bluto said:

Woof, sarcoma ain’t pancreatic but it’s not exactly on the medal stand of ‘good’ cancers. Took my pops down over a lengthy journey, started in his shin. 

there are many types of sarcoma with varied prognoses.  that's why I was curious if anyone knew what he had.

6 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

He literally has no redeeming qualities. 

The TC aborted ticker teases were works of art.

Is the smoothie king lemonade commercial guy supposed to be mentally retarded?

TC's best quality was that he was a quality punching bag. Sounds like he's a fun guy to get high and hang out with. I'd hire him to be a mall parking lot rent-a-cop.

9 hours ago, RPM said:

Sounds like he's a fun guy to get high and hang out with.

 

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On 6/7/2024 at 3:54 PM, RPM said:

TC's best quality was that he was a quality punching bag. Sounds like he's a fun guy to get high and hang out with. I'd hire him to be a mall parking lot rent-a-cop.

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Yes, TC was a punching bag but he was a fucking whiny titty baby about it.

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The HL just destroying. The Musers also destroying but so is the Fan morning show. I guess people like sports in the mornings. It's not listed on here but on a My Ticket Confession, someone claims the Eagle doubled the ratings of the Freak across all day parts just with a switch back to music.

May 2024 Ratings

 
 

The Ticket retains #1 for May with its best month of growth in almost a year.

With an average 30% increase of share across all dayparts, even if you take out the giant +66% jump at night (reflecting the great success of The Compound) the station still was +26%.

This also occurs while The Fan had a solid rebound month, with an average of +14%.

house rule: Remember, you compare dayparts across the different stations but not a station across the dayparts.

This ratings period runs from April 25- May 22, 2024

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2 hours ago, mdmost said:

The HL just destroying. The Musers also destroying but so is the Fan morning show. I guess people like sports in the mornings. It's not listed on here but on a My Ticket Confession, someone claims the Eagle doubled the ratings of the Freak across all day parts just with a switch back to music.

 

I listen more to the HL in April and May (both live and on the sportsday app) than any other time of the year by far.  I enjoy their Mavs/Stars segments and least amount of Cowboys talk of the year.  Bob has good insight and Corby typically takes a back seat in actual hockey/NBA analysis (unlike CFB where he thinks he is WAY more knowledgeable than he actually is). 

Sidenote: Their segment this week interviewing the 2 21 year old Boston sports bros after game in Boston 1 is exactly what I imagine Boston poster Vertuzzi on this board to be.

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I listen to WTDS, dip out to listen to music or a podcast until E-News till the end of CQH and then switch over to Marketplace on NPR at 6:30. I listen to the sportsy segments the least now. 

17 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Corby’s comment on PJ’s playoff FT % is peak Corby. Says he’s way better in the playoffs than his 62.7%. Like 90%, and “infallible”. When pressed by Bob, says he’s at least 80%. DJ looks it up and he’s 71% for the 19 playoff games and says Corby was “close”. Bob says, no he wasn’t close, PJ isn’t “infallible” and a donkey could shoot 71%. Corby is a fucking clown. 

Haha.  I did hear that this week.  Typical Corby.  That is a perfect example of something college football Corby would proclaim except Bob actually defers to him like he knows WTF he is talking about in the fall.

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Peter Welpton added the Freak vs. Eagle comparison. Ouch, another hit to Rhyner's ego.

yup

KEGL APRIL '24 (Freak/Talk) May '24 (Eagle/Rock)
M-S 6a12m 1.6/25t 3.9/7t   
M-F 6a-12m 1.8/21t 3.7/7t   
M-F 6a-7p 1.9/19t    3.6/6
M-F 6a-10a 1.6/22    2.4/15   
M-F 10a-1p 1.8/21 5.0/5   
M-F 1p-3p 1.9/17t 4.9/4t
M-F 3p-7p 2.4/17t    3.3/7
M-F 7-12M 1.4/25t       4.6/7

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Love when the app fucks up and I can go further into the past. 

Johnny Pants might be my favorite "current" Gordo character.

"Don't forget to sportzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ..."

18 hours ago, mdmost said:

Peter Welpton added the Freak vs. Eagle comparison. Ouch, another hit to Rhyner's ego.

yup

KEGL APRIL '24 (Freak/Talk) May '24 (Eagle/Rock)
M-S 6a12m 1.6/25t 3.9/7t   
M-F 6a-12m 1.8/21t 3.7/7t   
M-F 6a-7p 1.9/19t    3.6/6
M-F 6a-10a 1.6/22    2.4/15   
M-F 10a-1p 1.8/21 5.0/5   
M-F 1p-3p 1.9/17t 4.9/4t
M-F 3p-7p 2.4/17t    3.3/7
M-F 7-12M 1.4/25t       4.6/7

glad the spite station failed.

On 6/11/2024 at 3:46 PM, mdmost said:

Peter Welpton added the Freak vs. Eagle comparison. Ouch, another hit to Rhyner's ego.

yup

KEGL APRIL '24 (Freak/Talk) May '24 (Eagle/Rock)
M-S 6a12m 1.6/25t 3.9/7t   
M-F 6a-12m 1.8/21t 3.7/7t   
M-F 6a-7p 1.9/19t    3.6/6
M-F 6a-10a 1.6/22    2.4/15   
M-F 10a-1p 1.8/21 5.0/5   
M-F 1p-3p 1.9/17t 4.9/4t
M-F 3p-7p 2.4/17t    3.3/7
M-F 7-12M 1.4/25t       4.6/7

Where does he post this stuff? Some blog right?

That Mint dentistry commercial with their ceo and mino chatting… is something

4 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

I want to take that guy and Mark Spain and have them speak normally. 

Or executed...

4 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

I miss Bart Raegor. 

Beast Feast!

On 6/13/2024 at 10:22 PM, Longhornstampede said:

Or executed...

Can we also kill the chick that doesn't just say it.... She suuuuuuuuung it???

Nothing is worse than the Direct Energy ad. Instant punch out 

Man, the AI-generated songs from the Musers this AM are both terrifying and fucking awesome. Gordo featured two AI-generated Willie Mays tributes and then some listeners sent in submissions, the best of which was one about Gordo's arrest at Lambeau many years ago. Damn, it was hilarious.

Man, the AI-generated songs from the Musers this AM are both terrifying and fucking awesome. Gordo featured two AI-generated Willie Mays tributes and then some listeners sent in submissions, the best of which was one about Gordo's arrest at Lambeau many years ago. Damn, it was hilarious.

Yeah. Using Suno. Am trying to resist signing up for this. Looks too addicting.
https://suno.com/
On 6/21/2024 at 10:33 AM, C-Man said:

Man, the AI-generated songs from the Musers this AM are both terrifying and fucking awesome. Gordo featured two AI-generated Willie Mays tributes and then some listeners sent in submissions, the best of which was one about Gordo's arrest at Lambeau many years ago. Damn, it was hilarious.

Missed it Friday but caught it this morning.

“A wild pitch set the barn ablaze” been cracking me up all day.

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Radio guys all think they should be musicians. At best they get novelty hits like the Big Booker or Rick Dees. Circling the drain are Ticket dudes and their songs. Just awfulness

2 hours ago, Texzilla588 said:

Radio guys all think they should be musicians. At best they get novelty hits like the Big Booker or Rick Dees. Circling the drain are Ticket dudes and their songs. Just awfulness

What are you on about?

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