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doocy’s great.  gordo-jub-doocy is the best iteration of the musers. 

For many years Craig Miller was solid because his dry humor bits were a nice balance to Jub and Gordo. But he’s become stale on those. I do still like it when he brings in interesting stats, like his Astros stats this morning.  

I really didn’t like Bob and Corby together but listened yesterday and there were a few moments where Bob started to mesh better and actually had funny side comments in the background. With Davy Lane, that show could actually become tolerable again. Maybe. 

On 9/30/2024 at 10:48 AM, Rex Kramer said:

Strange comment. Musers, all 3, are great. Just because we all know Craig is a big dick (g)lover doesn’t mean I don’t value his ability to command a show and let the game come to him. I’m just not homophobic, perhaps like you. 

I always forget you're doing a bit, then you say shit like that.

1 hour ago, Rex Kramer said:

No im serious. Im not his biggest fan, but Junior is quiet a lot whereas a lot of hosts don’t sit there and listen. They’re too busy ready to say what is on their mind. I’m not just talking about the younger guys, but it’s all over the Hard Line with experienced guys like Bob and Corby. So, when Junior speaks, it has some gravity to it. Junior is who Bob would like to be, but has no control. Junior is a very underrated key to how that show operates and is underappreciated and in fact unappreciated here. With Doocy in for him, it’s definitely fun, but too much of a circus. Junior is very much like Rhyner in this regard before Rhyner stopped caring and let Corby and Danny run wild. 

Agreed. I have no issues with Junior. Doocy gets on my nerve after a day or two. Don't get me started on his stupid "timelines."

has there ever been a more contrived and planned bit than dipshit d.j. and the nickelback/creed shit.  damn that guy sucks.  they played it at the beginning of the ebrake.  I can see that douchebag rehearsing it at home before taking it on the air. 

if you’re due for a teeth cleaning YOU NEED TO SEE A DENTIST.  THAT IS THE FACT.

 

On 10/4/2024 at 9:08 AM, futureman said:

if you’re due for a teeth cleaning YOU NEED TO SEE A DENTIST.  THAT IS THE FACT.

 

Nothing comes close to the shittiness of the Desperado's spot. Yes, please make me think of a turd in a tortilla while trying to sell me tacos. Fucking idiots.

"Don't be a Richard" is a clever ending too.

Jake was in rehab.

18 minutes ago, RPM said:

Jake was in rehab.

Reddit is saying alcohol.  "He was 5 drinks a day guy."

32 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Reddit is saying alcohol.  "He was 5 drinks a day guy."

Listening to it live. I didn't hear that. He was definitely the lightweight compared to others there.

3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Reddit is saying alcohol.  "He was 5 drinks a day guy."

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Yea man hearing 5 per day kind of made me feel bad. That’s nothing to me

1 hour ago, Rex Kramer said:

I’m not, but I exceed 15 per week typically, which is the threshold for “excessive”. I skipped a deal today with an open bar precisely for that reason. 

 

1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

Yea man hearing 5 per day kind of made me feel bad. That’s nothing to me

Just curious, but what is it about your lives that induces this behavior? That's exceedingly dangerous, and while Rex is a cunt and Zepol is awesome I'd hate to see any of y'all go Lobo. 

33 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

 

Just curious, but what is it about your lives that induces this behavior? That's exceedingly dangerous, and while Rex is a cunt and Zepol is awesome I'd hate to see any of y'all go Lobo. 

I avg 23 days of travel a month for this year. Vegas Miami LA dinners catch up I guess

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11 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

I avg 23 days of travel a month for this year. Vegas Miami LA dinners catch up I guess

What do you do that has you traveling that much?  That's hard to sustain.

14 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

I’m not, but I exceed 15 per week typically, which is the threshold for “excessive”. I skipped a deal today with an open bar precisely for that reason. 

 

13 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Yea man hearing 5 per day kind of made me feel bad. That’s nothing to me

 

12 hours ago, Hermanator said:

 

Just curious, but what is it about your lives that induces this behavior? That's exceedingly dangerous, and while Rex is a cunt and Zepol is awesome I'd hate to see any of y'all go Lobo. 

I'm joking for the most part but there was a time when that was pretty SOP. Isn't Jake mid-30's? Definitely when I was that age, the only slowing me down was having kids or other home responsibilities. I'm barely north of 50 now and have cut way back, especially during the week. My wife had to stop for health reasons six years ago and organically, I've pretty much cut out any drinking during the week unless there is a work event or something like that. We had some friends in town from SLC on Sun and last night for work and we drank at dinner on Sun and then took them to the Fair last night. I won't likely partake again until the Texas-OU party we're going to on Friday night. Then all bets are off for Saturday, of course. I'll be too hungover Sun to do anything.

I will say that my college friends and other peers that never really slowed down after college have started dropping dead at 49-50. That seems to be about the point the human body gives up if you don't curb those bad behaviors. Knew I should probably start slowing down when I was having to taper habits pretty hard leading into my annual physical.

4 hours ago, orange dream said:

What do you do that has you traveling that much?  That's hard to sustain.

Cloud architect. Migrating our data centers this year has been a bitch 

1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

Cloud architect. Migrating our data centers this year has been a bitch 

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Why is the Cars 4 Kids guy singing like a billy goat?

One additional enjoyable part of Davey being on the Hardline is him being a bandwagon Bama fan because of his wife and the laughter of listening to him talk about them failing to a team like Vanderbilt. 

“The good thing about A&M scoring 41 points is it gives the guys in the corp a lot of chances to kiss each other”

 

Bob died a little inside. 

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Cars 4 Kids

Kars with a K

I saw the commercial they have on this round during the Bos/Fla hockey. Kids fake playing pink instruments this time.

It makes me want to hit things almost as much as the lip smacking AC guy.

4 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Lip smacking

Sweatergawd

pounds the dashboard 

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15 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

Hey!  You’re pretty good Mike Singletary!

And let me call you Mike Singletary two more times in this spot in case no one can figure it out the first time!

I just wish mike singletary had the heart of a teacher and would keep safety in the back of his mind. 

Jesus, how bad is the state of radio today that this garbage lineup they throw out there these days is the best in the nation.

Do you guys use your same handle on Vibester?

On 10/7/2024 at 1:21 PM, Firemans4Horn said:

Good for Jake. He looks healthy and happy. 

The segment on his first day back and the Business Wednesday about it were both really interesting. 

Also, I love Brian Jones.

It's time for your favorite annual Ticket tradition:  trying to do the mental gymnastics to reconcile why Texas-OU Friday = the entire station broadcasting from Terrell! 

Because they root for Oklahoma and suck dick for cash.

Yeah but that's east of here.  I guess it would make a little more sense if they were all embedded in some town north (or south) of here along 35.

Terrell drops serious cash on advertising in general, wondering if it’s a throw in or they pay extra for the remote. Makes me laugh tho morning guys like jub driving so far. 

My cousin lived in section 8 apartments on Jamie Foxx Way in Terrell a couple years ago. Great street

Broken record but mclearin is just fuckin weird and not in a fun endearing way. Just like holy shit your pornhub history must be illegal in many countries if not states. 

Bob is such a fucking dolt. They are leaving so much money on the table keeping this game at that shit stadium herp derp derp derp.  Hey... You cult fucking moron....tradition matters and it's one of the greatest venues in sport. And if you don't get it go fuck your face. 

10 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

My cousin lived in section 8 apartments on Jamie Foxx Way in Terrell a couple years ago. Great street

You've probably met some of the same people I have worked with in the past. LOL 

19 hours ago, bluto said:

Broken record but mclearin is just fuckin weird and not in a fun endearing way. Just like holy shit your pornhub history must be illegal in many countries if not states. 

Everyone's pornhub history is illegal in Texas #partyoffreedoms 

21 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

Because of that stupid fucking ad campaign and Jamie Foxx’s incessant need to insert Terrell, TX into all his movies, I subconsciously boycotted Terrell. Well, now it’s an intentional boycott. Stop insisting upon yourself Terrell, TX. 

Why would one need to boycott Terrell? There's nothing there worth seeing. 

The reason they had to broadcast from Terrell is that the president (now retired) of the Terrell EDC is the biggest Ticket jock rider on the planet. So he's spent untold amounts of money on radio and event sponsorship so he could hear himself doing spots on his favorite station and hang out with "celebrities" at remotes he hosts. His retirement was effective January of this year so I'm assuming he made sure and signed an annual before turning over the reins.

Remember when they were broadcasting from Fairview during TX-OU weekend for a few years? Guess who the president of that EDC was at the time. 

when was it that they’d go to love field and do airplane pulls

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Corby and Junior have gone dark on Twitter since yesterday. Tuesday will be glorious. Bob is definitely going to stick the knife in on OU.

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It's a shame we have to sit through another Cowboys loss Monday before we get our bowl of blood from Junior and Corby on College Football Tuesday. 

21 minutes ago, mdmost said:

It's a gift that we get to sit through another Cowboys loss Monday before we get our bowl of blood from Junior and Corby on College Football Tuesday. 

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The reason they had to broadcast from Terrell is that the president (now retired) of the Terrell EDC is the biggest Ticket jock rider on the planet. So he's spent untold amounts of money on radio and event sponsorship so he could hear himself doing spots on his favorite station and hang out with "celebrities" at remotes he hosts. His retirement was effective January of this year so I'm assuming he made sure and signed an annual before turning over the reins.
Remember when they were broadcasting from Fairview during TX-OU weekend for a few years? Guess who the president of that EDC was at the time. 

I do remember the equally puzzling Fairview days though again, it vexes me: why did he always choose to always do it on Texas-OU Friday (when he could pay to sniff their jocks on literally almost any other weekday of the year)? It truly bottles the mind

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23 hours ago, futureman said:

when was it that they’d go to love field and do airplane pulls

Before they started going to Terrell to suck dick for cash.

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I really can't wait to get my bowl of blood tomorrow. A nice bookend day of Junior in the morning and Corby in the afternoon. Then we get Klatt to destroy OU Corby on Wednesday. 

I don't think you will get much from those two.  Corby was already resigned to the notion that unless they were at least +3 in turnover margin they didn't have much of a shot last week so you're more likely to get a lot of him telling you how right he was. 

Of course he also said Texas "has an OU problem" and I think that he misses the "Brett Venables problem" OU has so maybe Klatt can nail him on that.  

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