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33 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Corby: “Texas is a better football team than Oklahoma. ... They’re a better overall team.”

Playing rope-a-dope?

he also defended Breckyn Hager for that public reprimand B.S. 

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solid fake mack. 

The Ticket's fake Mack typically sucks.  They only hit the low hanging fruit of Sally because it's all they know.  Not even sure why Gordo does the fake Mack unless he's just egged on to do it by the others.

3 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

The Ticket's fake Mack typically sucks.  They only hit the low hanging fruit of Sally because it's all they know.  Not even sure why Gordo does the fake Mack unless he's just egged on to do it by the others.

this is a bad take.

You think it's funny?  It seems like if you are on this site you are exposed to a lot more Mack hilarity than talking about Sally.

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Yes, it's funny. Your take is bad. 

I'm not always the biggest fan of fake Mack, but this morning was great.

"Hey Jub, did you know that Sally and I like to role play?  Just the other night I played Charlie Strong, and Sally played.... Sally.  Then just last night I asked Sally to play a naughty school teacher, and she asked me to play... Charlie Strong.  That woman has quite the libido Jub."

1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said:

The Ticket's fake Mack typically sucks.  They only hit the low hanging fruit of Sally because it's all they know.  Not even sure why Gordo does the fake Mack unless he's just egged on to do it by the others.

☝️ I agree.  not sure who does it but the fack mack on 104.9 in austin is really good.  

also fake lou holtz.  104.9 doesn’t have much but those impersonations are hilarious.

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How’s it going, Rex? New handle?

There was a 10+ minute segment on the Hardline today where they were in theory talking about the Saints but 95% of it was Corby making the same point again and again and again and again and again and again about the greatness of Drew Brees despite his stature.  You bet your sweet ass he also managed to shoehorn in Baker and Kyler.

every single week corby talks about the cowboy game then about the browns and mayfield.  no one fucking cares about mayfield and brown updates douchebag!

10 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Texas Tech elite doll made me lol

yeah that was gold.  one of corby and danny's better bits in a while

That was good. Opposite of the previous segment where corby was a crybaby bitch.

Ironic they have an emailer named Drew who they think is a dumbass.  Hmmmm

Rhynes with the solo homer in WTDS. Talking about what year Kennedy was elected, "63 was the year he finally got it through his head we didn't like him in Dallas."

Nice Dan/Jake meltdown at the end, too. 

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you never heard him say that before?

10 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

you never heard him say that before?

Honestly, no. But I don't listen to THL anymore. Corby'd.

Rhynes with the solo homer in WTDS. Talking about what year Kennedy was elected, "63 was the year he finally got it through his head we didn't like him in Dallas."
Nice Dan/Jake meltdown at the end, too. 


That is a constant from him

Just some guy doing the traffic was good Danny tonight. 

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1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

It was better than sniffin’ some girl’s butt. 

Get ur guns up!

Better than sniffing some girl's ass. 

Come on Rex!

7 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Nice final score tonite for the boys to beat to death tomorrow all day. 

That's all good, but if you start posting in the Oil Baron's thread we will know.

3 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Here's a tip...listen to the show

Here's a tip... get that cockgargling Okie fanboy off the show and I will.

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8 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

That's all good, but if you start posting in the Oil Baron's thread we will know.

Look, he’s not Rex. He just posts exactly like him, hates the same things Rex hated, and attacks the same posters Rex attacked. Again, no way he’s Rex.

Wonder if anyone won a truck last night since the Cowboys won on a Ticket friendly 13-10.

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43 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

You’re obsessed with the notion for sure. 

There are plenty of people who pick on Drew. Look at this very page. 

That's exactly what Rex would say.

On ‎11‎/‎27‎/‎2018 at 5:22 PM, Dr. Beeper said:

You know what, I’m interested in what Drew thinks about The Ticket’s Fake Mack. 

And you're still a bitch.  Still baffled as to why you follow me around being a douche bag. 

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Hardline without Corby is fun!

Best Hardline in God since forever

I'm convinced rhyner doesn't dig corby all that much as he seems so much more invested/involved when somebody fills in 

On 11/30/2018 at 3:57 PM, Drew said:

And you're still a bitch.  Still baffled as to why you follow me around being a douche bag. 

drew go fuck yourself you cocksucking clown. 

 

23 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Huh?  I’m just following the tenor of the thread. Sorry. 

 no way in hell you are Rex. 

Seriously fuck this cocksucker, wish he would get canned...

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On ‎12‎/‎1‎/‎2018 at 5:56 PM, futureman said:

drew go fuck yourself you cocksucking clown. 

 

 no way in hell you are Rex. 

It's pretty clear he is. And don't go full Rex and be a bitch too. 

On 11/27/2018 at 1:24 PM, futureman said:

☝️ I agree.  not sure who does it but the fack mack on 104.9 in austin is really good.  

also fake lou holtz.  104.9 doesn’t have much but those impersonations are hilarious.

Chad Hastings. He doesn't go much further than PG with the content though. Certainly no Mack/Charlie/Sally cuck talk at least.

On 12/1/2018 at 7:46 PM, Mileslong said:

Seriously fuck this cocksucker, wish he would get canned...

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Zero chance I'm listening this douchebag T-shirt fan this week on drive home.

3 hours ago, Skipper said:

Zero chance I'm listening this douchebag T-shirt fan this week on drive home.

the station will hurt because of this.  perhaps you will force them to fire corby.  

47 minutes ago, futureman said:

the station will hurt because of this.  perhaps you will force them to fire corby.  

The comment wasn't made to imply I'm hurting the station. I'm just not listening to his dumbass gloat and suck off Lincoln/Kyler all week.

KTCK 1310 The Ticket, All Murray/OU/Aggy talk, All the Time...

White Elephant Day tomorrow. Junes says he doesn't want to do WTDS so Dan gave L4G a ticker.

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