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I had to truck all of my daughter's bedroom furniture to Oxford MS late last week since she mistakenly had it all shipped to her mother's house in Dallas but I digress. The 8+ hour drive with an attached U-Haul trailer allowed me to finally work my way through all available episodes of The Musers: The Podcast. Not sure how long I'll stay with this long-term but it was a pretty good time-kill in the car. I'm not sure what they do once the run out of content about how they all met and then discuss their parents, etc but they each said this has been a lot of fun and less of a grind than doing the morning show. Gordo said he feels like he needs the structure of the morning show to keep him from flying off the rails.

Anyway, wondering about one thing from the seven shows that are in the can. I especially enjoyed the moment that George realized Gordo was on his side. Another host at the time was prank-calling Jub and it was awkward because Jub felt like it was threatening his family. He asked he host if he was one doing it and was told no. A short time later, the same host told him it was him that was doing it in fact and he asked Jub to hang around so they could bring him on and talk to him about it. Jub was so incensed he went to management and said if this was what they were going to do, if this is what they thought was funny, he was prepared to quit. Unbeknownst to him, Gordon went into the production room and deleted all the recordings of the calls, etc. Gordo never told Jub he did this. I think it was Bruce or the Laddy who told Jub that Gordo had done that. They'd never discussed the matter personally. Gordo apparently found out during the podcast episode that George knew all along he'd done that for him and knew from that moment they were on the same team.

I'm wondering who that host would've been. I moved to Dallas in August or September of 1998. Rocko was hosting the show right after the Musers (I think unless Chris Arnold with Corby as producer handled 10-12 and Rocko was noon-3) but he wasn't at The Ticket very long. This did, however, sound like something he could've been a part of but I don't know the year the incident above happened. Anybody know?

I also really enjoyed the story of the boys' first Ticket trip to the Super Bowl. George and Craig shared a room and Gordo got paird up with The Laddy. Gordo's story of The Laddy laying on his bed in his underwear with his head propped up by his shoulder and saying, "Well, I guess it's time for the apparatus." Visions of The Gimp scene from Pulp Fiction played thru Gordo's head. At that point, the Laddy produced the apparatus, which looked like a gas mask. Turns out it was a CPAP machine! 

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Someone said it was Chris Arnold. Corby was also his producer at the time. I really enjoy the podcast because they don't have ot jam everything into 10-15 minutes. The ones about their parents is really good. Maybe it's some retelling of old stories but I like them going back and reliving some of the old stories but with a lot more time to do it in. I think it keeps them from retiring because they can do it in a leisurely fashion.

Speaking of retirement, Sharon Moore will no longer be terrorizing us in a few weeks as she said she was retiring in September. 

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Do not shush me, box wine woman

I bet Easy Dick and the Jackoff Hour is gonna be a huge hit with the P1 Facebook group.

Hell yeah! My song made the finals for The Brandon Aubrey Show (presented by Community Mechanical) theme song on The Dumb Zone.

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54 minutes ago, RPM said:

Hell yeah! My song made the finals for The Brandon Aubrey Show (presented by Community Mechanical) theme song on The Dumb Zone.

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The old guy a capella one?

2 hours ago, nolongerU2horn said:

The old guy a capella one?

You expect less from Surly? That's how you get Dumb Zone Listener of The Week.

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I always heard condi went through like 5 tubes of astro glide a year. 

God bless Gen x. 

Someone should tell that Firehouse squirrel to stop telling people he's "on the list."

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College football is back when Detty's brotha from anotha motha is on with the Musers. Joel Klatt on later today with the HL. 

2 hours ago, pops said:

Bob is a fucking idiot. 

Obviously and every day. 

18 hours ago, futureman said:

bbq talk?

Bingo

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The man looks like he has the hat size of a silverback. 

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Norm was never more upset than when someone made fun of his gambling prowess or lack thereof. Darryl, Gordo and the coin. 

On 9/2/2025 at 6:54 AM, mdmost said:

Norm was never more upset than when someone made fun of his gambling prowess or lack thereof. Darryl, Gordo and the coin. 

careful darrel. that’s a mirror you’re lookin in. 

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Texit Coin brought to by Kristi Noem and Donald J. Trump's leadership?

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matt mcclearin and rich phillips for four hours.

they just won their next marconi. 

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Lando is the new Sharon Moore. Good for him. Hope that's a decent chunk of change in his pocket. 

On 9/4/2025 at 2:55 PM, mdmost said:

Texit Coin brought to by Kristi Noem and Donald J. Trump's leadership?

Listened all day today (mistake). Pretty sure that spot was in every break. Love knowing I'm paying for those. 

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I will only do that to a woman that has a labial Boom Stick. 

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Fucking greedy crypto gang handing control of the bitcoin network to China. 

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That makes 3 times I cast the winning vote. Don't I get a t-shirt or something?

30 minutes ago, RPM said:

That makes 3 times I cast the winning vote. Don't I get a t-shirt or something?

No, Cruz

I’d love to hear the emmit interview where they were trying to get him to say compamise. Thank you very little “cat”. 

Wasn’t Gordo asking him if Larry mize wanted a tequila drink would emmit pay for it. Remember belly laughing at that. 

Wasn’t Gordo asking him if Larry mize wanted a tequila drink would emmit pay for it. Remember belly laughing at that. 

I remember the 8:40 bit involving this for the payoff of the Fake Emmitt saying “I never comp a Mize!”
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Bad Sunday for Corby. Baker loses and his pick of the Chargers knocked them out of Circa Survivor. 

14 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Bad Sunday for Corby. Baker loses and his pick of the Chargers knocked them out of Circa Survivor. 

Hah

HaHa

Hah Hah

HAH HAH

Joel Klatt is the best. Just constant kicking corny in the nuts.

Whomever came up with these gecko green ads should be fired into the Sun. 

58 minutes ago, pops said:

Whomever came up with these gecko green ads should be fired into the Sun. 

That and the Texit crypto China bullshit. 

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1 hour ago, pops said:

Whomever came up with these gecko green ads should be fired into the Sun. 

It sounds like he is grooming the geckos. 

this new ad with the guy making donkey noises may be the worst ad in ticket history. 

Not sure where else to put this but how/why the fuck do Hepola articles get top billing in DMN online? Or maybe how the fuck is she employed as a journo writing about the worthless shits of highland park/preston hollow. 

Her massive milksheds.

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Not sure where else to put this but how/why the fuck do Hepola articles get top billing in DMN online? Or maybe how the fuck is she employed as a journo writing about the worthless shits of highland park/preston hollow. 

Agreed. The top story of my morning DMN email the other day was basically her saying “Hey, much rich friend didn’t seem rich growing up, but now is doing so well he’s even more rich and bought a huge HP estate.”

Not exactly hard hitting journalism. 

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College Football Tuesday is going to be so enjoyable. Junior in the AM, Corby in the PM, Bob and Dave poking Corby with a stick. Joel Klatt getting his shots in on Wednesday. 

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But first Cowboys Loss Monday

 

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