Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

If BaD Radio isn't on from 3-7 p.m. ...

Featured Replies

  • Replies 19.5k
  • Views 1.3m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • And I did. Just because it's "the way it is" doesn't mean it's not disappointing when the time comes to accept that the business is the business. The Ticket is an incredible thing. There's a reas

  • Still going with that bit? What if I gave you a shoutout from my verified (cue Vivaldi) Twitter account?   

  • He looks like mark mcgwire fucked Tom kite.

Posted Images

kyler murray made multiple throws last week that aaron rodgers could not have made.  period.  he’s the greatest football player in the history of the sport.  

23 minutes ago, futureman said:

kyler murray made multiple throws last week that aaron rodgers could not have made.  period.  he’s the greatest football player in the history of the sport.  

not listening.  surely, you cannot be serious.

1 minute ago, NOMAAA said:

not listening.  surely, you cannot be serious.

junes was serious this morning about the first sentence.  I took poetic license with the last. 

holy shit, the Bob and Dan audio with Gordo was greatness. 

Yes it was, that was really tense and Gordo acting like a teenager mad he got left with the babysitters.

 

Jake's bit where he did what it would be like if they others dated thru drops was pretty funny.

Agreed. I didn't hear Corby talking about how funny he was trolling Longhorns on twitter. Thank god. 

Holy hell, the Climmity Clam ham commercials.  The new one was hilarious.

Thought the Prince Fielder as Prince at 41’s funeral discussion was hilarious this morning.

This is why you take Gordo with the number one pick! Well done,

Junior!

 

"Hydrogen bomb of chili con carne" - This line made eating my lunch difficult due to laughter and the image in my mind.

I don’t think Junior has the capacity to ask a CFB question that doesn’t include Oklahoma.

Pilot roundtable was good. Monty on Monty killed.

So who's the loudest farter you ever coached?

The funniest part was he had a answer ready to go without hesitation.

  • Author

Am Robot. Am Robot. Am Robot. 

11 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Am Robot. Am Robot. Am Robot. 

Every year when they say they are playing Robot Santa after break I roll my eyes and consider changing the station, but every year I end up laughing my ass off when they start playing it. 

"This is what Mark David Chapman was listening to when he unloaded that revolver."

  • Author

I WOKE YOU UP...INSANITY (at least that's what I picture the line to be)

16 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Robot Santa is an instant punch out. I’d rather listen to Sean Bass and Jake Kemp talk about Justin Montemayor’s new book about the career of John Fahy. 

is Rome still on in DFW?

17 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Monty on Monty:

 

https://overcast.fm/+MoEL9m7RI

That was so great. Loved the Musers "catch-up" segment on White Elephant highlights this morning. I missed a good portion of yesterday and this sort of brought it together for me.

By the way, President Bush died.

Danny's music solo segment was so damn bad, not even rhyner had a damn clue

Danny filling in for Corby as the college football blowhard today and we get a Kyler Murray segment. This is hilariously bad. 

  • Author
3 hours ago, Mileslong said:

By the way, Corby is still a little bitch

040abd60c3d8adb177e97b003c9a8c92.jpg

Are you the guy who said he just lost a listener and you were going to post his stuff on Orangebloods?

Are you the guy who said he just lost a listener and you were going to post his stuff on Orangebloods?

Um no idiot
  • Author

Well you can always tweet at him instead of being a whiny bitch on here. Just a thought.

7 hours ago, RPM said:

By the way, President Bush died.

Yes.  That was me.

 

Well you can always tweet at him instead of being a whiny bitch on here. Just a thought.

Here’s another thought, go fuck yourself or better yet, blow corby you little fanbois

  • Author

Hey, quick. Go look on Corby's Twitter feed for more stuff to make you angry. He's running plays from the HL default piss off Texas fans playbook and your dumbass falls right into the trap. 

Edited by mdmost

1 hour ago, coachkiss said:

Yes.  That was me.

 

That was you? Well played my man, well played. I see another HCOTW trophy in your future.

I tell ya what, I’ve really been tearing it up on tinder.  good lord where was this 2,000 years ago?  used to, you’d have to marry a girl and treat her well and be of service to her emotional needs in order to gain access to the female reproductive system, but, now all you have to do is swipe right and rebrand meaningless sexist female empowerment and boom, you’re in the catbird seat. 

I’m a gift-giver so let’s just say there’s a lot of empowered females with itchy crotches in the northeast right now... old santy left ‘em with some little christmas crabs!

Hey, quick. Go look on Corby's Twitter feed for more stuff to make you angry. He's running plays from the HL default piss off Texas fans playbook and your dumbass falls right into the trap. 

So you have never gotten mad after someone slammed your school? Man you are so fucking cool
29 minutes ago, Mileslong said:


So you have never gotten mad after someone slammed your school? Man you are so fucking cool

I don’t want sooner fans to speak glowingly of UT.  what the fuck are you talking about?  fanning the flames of the rivalry is always good.  always.  and when we beat them next year corby can eat shit. 

Sounds like those of you wishing Corby would die might have got your wish

52 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Sounds like those of you wishing Corby would die might have got your wish

 

52 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Sounds like those of you wishing Corby would die might have got your wish

been out of town all week, what happened?

He's got the flu.

46 minutes ago, RPM said:

He's got the flu.

I thought his flu test came back negative.  pretty sure he has full blown AIDS

  • Author
4 hours ago, futureman said:

I don’t want sooner fans to speak glowingly of UT.  what the fuck are you talking about?  fanning the flames of the rivalry is always good.  always.  and when we beat them next year corby can eat shit. 

Remember, no one on the Ticket should ever say anything negative about UT ever, especially OU fans who double as hosts. Texas fans have a proven history of being super whiny any time anyone on the Ticket is critical of Texas. Why people get so upset about how an avowed Sooner fan likes to rib thin skinned Texas fans on Twitter is beyond me. Corby is a shithead but it's a rivalry game. If Texas had won, you bet your ass I would have been talking shit to him on Twitter just like I did after we won at the Cotton Bowl. Turnabout is fair play. But to bitch about a tweet 4 days later is just whiny bitch material. 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.