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7 minutes ago, futureman said:

it’s the shake joint.  the ticket has produced worse radio. 

In the morning drive slot?

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6 minutes ago, futureman said:

it’s the shake joint.  the ticket has produced worse radio. 

Not by much. Sean Bass never needs to leave the Ticker/Pre-Postgame Show host chair. He's terrible if he's asked to carry an actual show. Jake is pretty good but he aint ready to be a lead dog either.

9 minutes ago, futureman said:

it’s the shake joint.  the ticket has produced worse radio. 

Ticket Stub comes to mind.

Just now, C-Man said:

Not by much. Sean Bass never needs to leave the Ticker/Pre-Postgame Show host chair. He's terrible if he's asked to carry an actual show. Jake is pretty good but he aint ready to be a lead dog either.

Which part of Jake is pretty good outside of pure sports?  He's a less funny, more douchey, always the victim millennial Corby.

3 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Which part of Jake is pretty good outside of pure sports?  He's a less funny, more douchey, always the victim millennial Corby.

OK, maybe pretty good is a stretch. I think he's interesting -- at least moreso than any of the other dickbags that are the "new wave" -- Sam Madison, Sam Hale, TC, Jake, Sean (he's been there so long, hard to think of him as "new wave" -- maybe JV is a better term.

jake is great with the right partner.  IJB is a great listen each week. his contributions to bad radio are great.  tc>seabass.  bring back tc.

3 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

jake is great with the right partner.  IJB is a great listen each week. his contributions to bad radio are great.  tc>seabass.  bring back tc.

 

2 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Team Jake

 

Dear god, Rosenpenis is in studio during the week?!?!? What the actual fuck?

Correction — they’re on location in the Avid Golfer office. Rosenpenis was only a “guest.”

It’s depressing to me that the ticket hosts have great vacation benefits and yet 3 or 4 of them don’t take a vacation all year and when forced to take one at the end of the year they’re sitting at home watching sportscaster. Norm is the only one that understands how to take a real vacation. 

4 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

jake is great with the right partner.  IJB is a great listen each week. his contributions to bad radio are great.  tc>seabass.  bring back tc.

#JRHNBR

23 hours ago, Mileslong said:

Wow Dans song with Julie may have been the best one ever

Usually I think the songs are the worst thing they do on the station, but I had to applaud Dan and Julie yesterday.

I mean the Musers without Gordo are pretty awful these days.  Maybe it's sports that landomatic doesn't like.

Usually I think the songs are the worst thing they do on the station, but I had to applaud Dan and Julie yesterday.

Gagree

The pre-produced shit is the worst.  Does anyone laugh at an old symphony tune with Tom Gribbles voice trying to hit each note (and failing)?  Or how about the poor bastard that had to cut tape until he had Bill Parcells saying every word in "Everybody Hurts" and then put the whole song together.  It's so fucking stupid.

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Seems dry dock is this thread’s Festivus. Lots of airing of grievances. While on the subject, bitter that we don’t get the Chipmunks on the final WTDS any more.

I think the solution to midday is to can Norm and Donnie then put together a show of Davy Lane, Sirios and maybe Danny Bayless

1 hour ago, Drew said:

I mean the Musers without Gordo are pretty awful these days.  Maybe it's sports that landomatic doesn't like.

I like some sports, bits, music and politics.

I do not like when people try to talk sports when they have no fucking clue what they're talking about...Corby on several sports topics is a great example.

I do not like not-funny bits performed by people who are not funny and have no business attempting to try to be funny...Jake, Sean Bass.

I do not like when people try to perform serious music and can't sing to save their fucking life...Jub.

I do not like politics mixed in with my sports radio...Jake.

The Ticket for me is a lot like Surly.  All of the above guidelines apply here.  The difference is, we all get to argue with each other and call other people idiots and neg rep them and make them look stupid when they violate the rules here.  With the Ticket, we don't really have that luxury.  Our only outlet for that is to come to this thread and bitch about what sucks about the Ticket.

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26 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

I like some sports, bits, music and politics.

I do not like when people try to talk sports when they have no fucking clue what they're talking about...Corby on several sports topics is a great example.

I do not like not-funny bits performed by people who are not funny and have no business attempting to try to be funny...Jake, Sean Bass.

I do not like when people try to perform serious music and can't sing to save their fucking life...Jub.

I do not like politics mixed in with my sports radio...Jake.

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Do you only like the finest food?

12 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Do you like trying new restaurants?

Do you only like the finest food?

No, but I do like to choose my own energy.

8 hours ago, futureman said:

it’s the shake joint.  the ticket has produced worse radio. 

Two words:  Country Force

6 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

It’s depressing to me that the ticket hosts have great vacation benefits and yet 3 or 4 of them don’t take a vacation all year and when forced to take one at the end of the year they’re sitting at home watching sportscaster. Norm is the only one that understands how to take a real vacation. 

Management basically forces them to take these last two weeks as part of their vacation days because there are no ratings during this period.

3 minutes ago, nolongerU2horn said:

Management basically forces them to take these last two weeks as part of their vacation days because there are no ratings during this period.

Yes, and most of them sit in their boxers listening to “Still Ski on the weekends” instead of taking a vacation. 

Damn. I missed them and the unticket link doesn't work. Fix this shit, Rich!

I forgot about the trivial things on the ticket that annoy me until I just saw a picture of the ewok at ou on the espn.

I know Corby is an unabashed ou homer but my good God the last two days have been nothing but him sucking all the dicks. The royalty of college football re bama and ou? Ou has as many national titles the past 30 years as Colorado. And washington. Fuck off. 

 

4 hours ago, SameSame said:

Y'all need to tune in right now

give me a tip.  and then tell me what happened 

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And now George DiGianni is gone. 

On 12/13/2018 at 10:56 AM, futureman said:

what do you have against john rhadigan?

Clearly, you do not watch Rangers games. The Ranger fan base is still trying to recover from the case of Rhaids in that short stint as our PBP announcer. 

"It's a caught!"

"Saddle up baseball, you're going for a ride!" - home run call. Usually came a minute or so after the ball cleared the fence because he had no idea to gauge distances.

Every ball hit into the outfield was sliced.

"It's time to play ball ya'll."

I can't listen to him on the ticket because it gives me PTSD.

 

Some of you fucks are so so seriously miserable about some sports radio station programming. Every bit isn't funny? No shit, they have to fill hours of content every day 5 days a week. It's bound to have a lot of filler that was just put in to kill time. 

Solo Norm is radio gold. "The Stars are trash and when I watch games all I see is trashing skating around....now who wants to bid on this suite to watch the trash on ice?"

4 hours ago, nolongerU2horn said:

This week:

530-10 Jake and Doocy

10-12 Norm solo

12-3 Sirois and Welpton

3-7 Danny and Davey

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14 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

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The fuck you have against the Orphanage?

I'll listen to them morning...and the BaD radio slot.  That's it.

Bob's such a sports nerd. 

"Guys, LISTEN to me.  I will be by the channel and by my cell phone 24/7 during this break.  Please, please PLEASE do not hesitate to call if you'd like me to jump on."

Is this a 30 min stop set or what? Jesus.  I drove from my office downtown to Spring Valley in traffic and heard nothing but commercials. 

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8 minutes ago, bluto said:

How much does missionary doocy make for these spot starts?

I’d guess about $10-15k per show. 

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