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7 hours ago, NoName said:

here is a link (it is 16:28 btw)

last visit of the year evidently...

That sucks we have to wait until 2020 for more Joel Klatt.

 

 

Joel Klatt.

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1 hour ago, Angry Gorilla said:

That sucks we have to wait until 2020 for more Joel Klatt.

 

 

Joel Klatt.

don’t be fatuous, jeffery. 

Edit: juniors take isn’t all horrible. Just partly.

The only good thing about Corby sitting in with Bod & Dan is Bob telling him he's full of shit.

On 1/9/2019 at 10:45 PM, Dr. Beeper said:

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Crazy that's the same dude that played Varga on the last season of Fargo

On 1/8/2019 at 11:39 AM, pops said:

Mike has full on checked out. And it sucks because he used to be awesome when he gave a shit. 

Corby is an idiot and everyone knows it including Mike but he's just counting down the days until he dies I guess. Not sure he even wants to retire because he knows he's stealing that salary.

Pretty spot on synopsis.

I don't have quite the problem with Corby that a lot of people here do.  I'm fairly neutral on him.  Some of the biggest Jake fans seem to be anti-Corby which is perplexing as they are essentially the same.  Corby's level of knowledge is about a 6-7 across all subjects.  Jake's is about a 8-9 about a couple sports and about a 2-3 on literally everything else.  So their level of knowledge averages out about the same.  They're both pretty douchey with a fairly heavy lean toward Corby's schtick being much funnier than Jake's (at least it used to).  Corby is too pro-ou and Jake can be anti-aggy so that's probably it for most here.

Danny has his moments.  His negativity spills into unhealthy levels from time-to-time.  But overall, I'm pretty neutral on him too and can take him or leave him as I think would be the case with most listeners.

But the problem isn't Corby or Danny.  The problem is that the two of them don't have enough in their bags collectively to carry their own show.  Yet, that's what's happening as Mike has completely checked out.  He can barely get through reciting the opening montage (one of the most tired things on the Ticket BTW) without showing how checked out he is.  I think he probably feels that the day he retires is the day he's irrelevant and therefor, might as well be dead.  He founded the station so I think he's probably almost untouchable.  It's like they all have an unspoken understanding that Mike is just expected to get through WOMM and then Corby and Danny will take it from there.  Sad really as he did used to be greatness.  Happens to some of the best of them I guess.  They can't all be Norm and maintain the passion and intensity into their latter years.

Corby plus Danny plus one more competent, active, quality counterpart could still be a great show.  Sadly, Mike is the one who needs to be replaced, which will probably never happen unless he goes voluntarily or grabs a sales girl's boob or something.

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I don’t care if he has checked out, I still love rhynes 

Rhynes aware is great, the problem is that way too often he is coasting and not the Greggo train wreck coasting...


Corbaly has never been a true host. He’s at his best when he’s a yuck monkey.

I’ve gotten where I often tune out after wtds and just skip to entertainment news etc to hear some ok laughs.

I love the ticket but when I really break it down it’s basically any segment with Gordo, BaD radio and entertainment news on the Hardline.

I did a couple CrowLine bits I think might make the cut. I did a Hurt solo that wasn't bad.

So the Cowboys just lost in the divisional round of the playoffs. Haven’t advanced from here since 1995. Now that the game has just ended I can’t wait to turn off the TV and immediately listen to my friends on The Ticket break it down for me on the Cowboys Playoff Post-Game Show!

Oh...wait. Stars regular season game on the radio still on....

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Let all agree that the Stars games are the worst part of the station. (Besides Cowboys PCs.)

Pretty spot on synopsis.
I don't have quite the problem with Corby that a lot of people here do.  I'm fairly neutral on him.  Some of the biggest Jake fans seem to be anti-Corby which is perplexing as they are essentially the same.  Corby's level of knowledge is about a 6-7 across all subjects.  Jake's is about a 8-9 about a couple sports and about a 2-3 on literally everything else.  So their level of knowledge averages out about the same.  They're both pretty douchey with a fairly heavy lean toward Corby's schtick being much funnier than Jake's (at least it used to).  Corby is too pro-ou and Jake can be anti-aggy so that's probably it for most here.
Danny has his moments.  His negativity spills into unhealthy levels from time-to-time.  But overall, I'm pretty neutral on him too and can take him or leave him as I think would be the case with most listeners.
But the problem isn't Corby or Danny.  The problem is that the two of them don't have enough in their bags collectively to carry their own show.  Yet, that's what's happening as Mike has completely checked out.  He can barely get through reciting the opening montage (one of the most tired things on the Ticket BTW) without showing how checked out he is.  I think he probably feels that the day he retires is the day he's irrelevant and therefor, might as well be dead.  He founded the station so I think he's probably almost untouchable.  It's like they all have an unspoken understanding that Mike is just expected to get through WOMM and then Corby and Danny will take it from there.  Sad really as he did used to be greatness.  Happens to some of the best of them I guess.  They can't all be Norm and maintain the passion and intensity into their latter years.
Corby plus Danny plus one more competent, active, quality counterpart could still be a great show.  Sadly, Mike is the one who needs to be replaced, which will probably never happen unless he goes voluntarily or grabs a sales girl's boob or something.

Great anal-ysis. Corby used to be great because he was delivered in doses, like Gordo. These days he has to lead all of the segments except the one at 330. Corby is dangerously close to wearing out his welcome with listeners.

If they would put Jake and Corby together with shared duties, and whoever is the appropriate third person (Danny, Donny, etc) it would probably work. The few times those two were on air together it was pretty good. The only fear is that they may need an oldster to tamp down Corby. Jake may not be able to keep him from hogging the mic.
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1 hour ago, CBT said:

Let all agree that the Stars games are the worst part of the station. (Besides Cowboys PCs.)

Good thing we don't care about hockey.

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:


Great anal-ysis. Corby used to be great because he was delivered in doses, like Gordo. These days he has to lead all of the segments except the one at 330. Corby is dangerously close to wearing out his welcome with listeners.

If they would put Jake and Corby together with shared duties, and whoever is the appropriate third person (Danny, Donny, etc) it would probably work. The few times those two were on air together it was pretty good. The only fear is that they may need an oldster to tamp down Corby. Jake may not be able to keep him from hogging the mic.

Jake and Corby?  I think this would be a disaster.  They're the same person, both of which need a secondary role to the main host(s).  They would definitely need an "oldster"...not to keep Corby from hogging the mic, but for someone with a half way knowledgeable brain.  Jake's intellect outside a couple sports is dick and Corby's isn't far behind.  Danny would be the most intelligent person of the 3 in the room by far...think about that.

Corby and Danny need a 50-60 year old who's knowledgable and talented and still really into it.  And definitely needs to be someone who's semi-serious or at least can be when needed.  In other words, the opposite of Jake.  They need a Rhynes when Rhynes was good.  I don't think that person exists on their current staff, without breaking up the chemistry of one of the other core shows, which would be really stupid.  Need a Mike Doocy type guy.

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1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Good thing we don't care about hockey.

welp, back to e-news

They all hated Greggo at the end and he was a complete fuck up, but the tension everything he had going on created likely kept Rhynes vigilant and engaged.  Once he left Rhynes lost the natural tension that kept him in the game...so to speak.

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Thankfully, the final Cowboys Monday till September is upon us. And we'll get Hurt. Always a bonus. 

21 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:

Rhynes aware is great, the problem is that way too often he is coasting and not the Greggo train wreck coasting...


Corbaly has never been a true host. He’s at his best when he’s a yuck monkey.

I’ve gotten where I often tune out after wtds and just skip to entertainment news etc to hear some ok laughs.

I love the ticket but when I really break it down it’s basically any segment with Gordo, BaD radio and entertainment news on the Hardline.

How many fucking times does this same exact shit have to be posted before eveeeeeeeeeeeryone fucking gets it through their dense fucking skulls that

WE ALREADY FUCKING KNOW. 

Just now, Junior Miller said:

How many fucking times does this same exact shit have to be posted before eveeeeeeeeeeeryone fucking gets it through their dense fucking skulls that

WE ALREADY FUCKING KNOW. 

Once you come out of the closet it will stop

2 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

How many fucking times does this same exact shit have to be posted before eveeeeeeeeeeeryone fucking gets it through their dense fucking skulls that

WE ALREADY FUCKING KNOW. 

if you’re gonna pick a ticket host to use as your handle you should pick the one who isn’t a cocksucker.  though you come off as a cocksucker so maybe you chose wisely.  

 Jake's intellect outside a couple sports is dick and Corby's isn't far behind.  Danny would be the most intelligent person of the 3 in the room by far...think about that.


danny is a moron. i don’t mind him on the hardline. he’s kind of funny and has good stories, but if he has to actually discuss anything other music, he’s fucking clueless. corby and jake are both 10x smarter than danny.
Just now, patrickdrinksbeer said:

danny is a moron. i don’t mind him on the hardline. he’s kind of funny and has good stories, but if he has to actually discuss anything other music, he’s fucking clueless. corby and jake are both 10x smarter than danny.

 

plus he’s adopted. 

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I hurt myself today...

Did Craig marry that Fox 4 chick? I remember last week Gordo made an offhand comment about Craig and George both being married and watching Fox 4 last night I saw his girl wearing a big ring on her finger.

I hurt myself today...


So great

I made the Crow Line again! (Hurt ender)

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"Thank you, Holy Spirit" on Cowboys Playoff Loss Monday was probably not the best ad buy. 

49 minutes ago, mdmost said:

"Thank you, Holy Spirit" on Cowboys Playoff Loss Monday was probably not the best ad buy. 

Good Contractors List guy?

"Thank you, Holy Spirit" on Cowboys Playoff Loss Monday was probably not the best ad buy. 
That was one weird commercial.

I truly love it when Troy reminds people how good he was.  MF'ers just don't know.

3 hours ago, threesheets said:

I truly love it when Troy reminds people how good he was.  MF'ers just don't know.

please.  he never matched dak’s completion percentage over a full season.  dak is the more accurate passer. 

7 hours ago, threesheets said:

I truly love it when Troy reminds people how good he was.  MF'ers just don't know.

probably had sports sturm fact check the highest yards per completion stat he rattled off this morning. 

Good Lord, Junior, get Murray's tiny little midget penis out of your mouth. 

Junior's stories about his interactions with Wetteland were interesting. 

9 minutes ago, CBT said:

Junior's stories about his interactions with Wetteland were interesting. 

wetteland sounds like he sucks

The never gonna hit them notes cover was hilarious

I’d heard that before and always just thought it was Gordo who did it

3 hours ago, pops said:

Good Lord, Junior, get Murray's tiny little midget penis out of your mouth. 

Fuck you. He's going to be the savior of the New York Giants

4 hours ago, CBT said:

Junior's stories about his interactions with Wetteland were interesting. 

I missed that, Cliffnotes please?

4 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said:

I missed that, Cliffnotes please?

he says wetteland was a fucking prick while with the rangers who hid behind the “born again christian” label and would lead player prayer groups with bible in hand all while treating anyone who wasn’t a teammate like absolute dogshit.  junes says he fucking hates him and has hated him for years, long before he became known as a pederast. 

7 hours ago, pops said:

Good Lord, Junior, get Murray's tiny little midget penis out of your mouth. 

I'm almost 100% certain that was the first time I've ever heard the word "sublime" used to describe a football player. 

Fuck OU.

5 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

Fuck you. He's going to be the savior of the New York Giants

After they change their name to Midgets.

5 hours ago, RPM said:

After they change their name to Midgets.

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Have they said where Julie is? Can't remember hearing her since drydock.

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She was there last week when Jake called in after his kid was born.

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