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10 hours ago, C-Man said:

Man, noticed Gordo was out and the literally the first thing I heard being discussed was Kyler Murray and the size of his hands and I was out. The Musers sans Gordo is basically replacement-level radio.

yes, but the musers sans jub plus doocy is an upgrade.  doocy and junes and gordo riffing is just about as good as the ticket gets, imo. 

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3 hours ago, C-Man said:

Has the Hardline hit on the Oscars yet? Guessing Corbs is going to be extremely happy that Green Book won Best Picture.

he should be.  it was a great movie that deserved to win. 

L4G FTW

On 2/25/2019 at 2:23 PM, RPM said:

Jake's Dad segment was pretty cool.

Definitely gave us some insight on where Jake gets his lack of intelligence.  That apple clearly didn’t fall far.

On 2/25/2019 at 9:31 AM, Mileslong said:


I heard and almost choked, junior asks jub and doocy “as singers, did you think cooper was good? I just have an amateur ear”

And jub immediately starts commenting, with no disclaimer that he is not a pro either. He literally thinks he is a good singer and songwriter. The emperor has no clothes up there, everyone is scared to tell him the truth

I think Junes has got to be trolling Jub on that kinda shit.  He’s a little too over the top with it to be serious.  Every time he asks for his musical input, he pours the “you’re a professional musician” shit on pretty thick. I think Jub just isn’t self-aware enough to realize it’s a bit.

do you have trouble at the slot machines with your short little arms?

Jesus...Rhines has a bigger boner for Kyler than Corby does.  Didn't know that was possible.

Norm and wife doing travel chat tonight... strange stuff. Admittedly semi charming in the sense of your grandparents giving travel advice. 

I've never listened to a norm and Mary travel special. 

 

Probably because it sounds like worse radio than Dave south mumbling for 3 hours.  

6 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Craig Miller's NBA knowledge is so awesome.

Just ask him. 

He doesn’t call himself Basketball Junes for nothin

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It's his favorite league, the Association. 

Love the fake Norm and Mary travel show.  It's so frustrating with fake Norm trying to get a sentence out.

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Junior right now after the Kyler measurements came in

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Rejoice! Now we never have to hear another Kyler speculation segment, right? Right?!?

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There is no doubt that if Craig and/or Corby was riding in the car with Kyler and Kyler asked either for some relief that they would be dumb enough to reach over and relieve him. 

Opt for the former in that scenario.  He no doubt has plenty of experience. 

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Junior right now after the Kyler measurements came in

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The size of Murray's hands is good news/bad news for Junes. Good for his NFL prospects, bad because his bigger hands will make Junior's cock look smaller.

They really hit the breaking news sounder for KMs measurements this morning didn’t they???

 

2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

They really hit the breaking news sounder for KMs measurements this morning didn’t they???

 

Of course they did -- and Junior is certain Kyler is the #1 overall pick now.

Anyone with an ass like that is above Kobe. 

8 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

They really hit the breaking news sounder for KMs measurements this morning didn’t they???

 

I turned on hardline for 15 minutes today for the first time in a week or so and they went to break teasing Kyler talk.   So it was time to turn back to the podcasts.   Do these fucks not realize non-OU fans don't give 2 shits about Kyler and many actively despise him?  Ridiculous.

Doocy and Gordo this morning. It's a festivus miracle. 

It’s this weird catch 22 where the fact that we don’t want to hear about kyler means he’s divisive and polarizing and worth talking about even more.

I don’t mind it that much. Can’t be the biggest bust ever if you don’t go #1.

3 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

It’s this weird catch 22 where the fact that we don’t want to hear about kyler means he’s divisive and polarizing and worth talking about even more.

I don’t mind it that much. Can’t be the biggest bust ever if you don’t go #1.

The thing is he's clearly a relevant sports story.  It's just that Craig and Corby have sucked him off so much for the past year that any time they mention his name I turn the dial.   It's just been too over the top for too long.

7 minutes ago, Skipper said:

The thing is he's clearly a relevant sports story.  It's just that Craig and Corby have sucked him off so much for the past year that any time they mention his name I turn the dial.   It's just been too over the top for too long.

This. And others have joined the suckfest.

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23 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

They really hit the breaking news sounder for KMs measurements this morning didn’t they???

 

Hate to break it to y’all, but it isn’t just Junes and Snake or even just the Ticket.  ESPN did the same thing during Get Up.  The whole sports world seems to think Kyler is a huge story.  Guess we need to deal with it

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Checking off all the boxes

5 hours ago, Skipper said:

The thing is he's clearly a relevant sports story.  It's just that Craig and Corby have sucked him off so much for the past year that any time they mention his name I turn the dial.   It's just been too over the top for too long.

 

5 hours ago, EastTexan said:

This. And others have joined the suckfest.

 

3 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Hate to break it to y’all, but it isn’t just Junes and Snake or even just the Ticket.  ESPN did the same thing during Get Up.  The whole sports world seems to think Kyler is a huge story.  Guess we need to deal with it

 

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Checking off all the boxes

Just like Tim Tebow/ESPN

7 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Hate to break it to y’all, but it isn’t just Junes and Snake or even just the Ticket.  ESPN did the same thing during Get Up.  The whole sports world seems to think Kyler is a huge story.  Guess we need to deal with it

Huge. 

 

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20 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Hate to break it to y’all, but it isn’t just Junes and Snake or even just the Ticket.  ESPN did the same thing during Get Up.  The whole sports world seems to think Kyler is a huge story.  Guess we need to deal with it

Well KM was secsecsec, the espn thing is a given.

32 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

Well KM was secsecsec, the espn thing is a given.

So now ESPN has such an SEC bias that they can even make players switch conferences after their playing careers?

Wow...keep fucking that chicken

2 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

So now ESPN has such an SEC bias that they can even make players switch conferences after their playing careers?

Wow...keep fucking that chicken

Yea. They made him go ousux. Come on man.

10 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

Yea. They made him go ousux. Come on man.

So in your mind, he played in the SEC?  Or in your mind ousux is in the SEC?  Which one of those chickens are you fucking?

7 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

So in your mind, he played in the SEC?  Or in your mind ousux is in the SEC?  Which one of those chickens are you fucking?

He's probably referring to the Midge's aggy days

14 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

He's probably referring to the Midge's aggy days

Oh I’m sure.  But if you have to reach that far to get to ESPN’s SEC bias...then yeah

On March 2, 2019 at 9:31 AM, Surly Bevo said:

He's probably referring to the Midge's aggy days

Yes.

 

On March 2, 2019 at 9:31 AM, Surly Bevo said:

He's probably referring to the Midge's aggy days

Yes.

On March 2, 2019 at 9:47 AM, Landomatic said:

Oh I’m sure.  But if you have to reach that far to get to ESPN’s SEC bias...then yeah

Sorry about reaching too far dude.

3 hours ago, EastTexan said:

Sorry about reaching too far dude.

at least you had the courtesy to give him the reacharound. 

George: Here are Jerry's comments about Dak in his bus press conference.

Junior:. Yes, but let's bring it back around to Kyler.

Now I’ve heard it all. Junior commenting that Murray didn’t run 40 because he put on weight and it would slow him down and this jewel is the all timer.

He didn’t run because he might be too fast and they would want to switch him to another position. GTFO

The reason why he acts like a mongoloid is because if team’s knew how smart he really is they wouldn’t want him to be QB, they’d want him to be president.

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