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Dan birthday show joke open was excellent. 10/10, would watch again. 

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  • He looks like mark mcgwire fucked Tom kite.

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Missed the open. Gonna have to catch it on unTicket.

3 hours ago, CBT said:

Dan birthday show joke open was excellent. 10/10, would watch again. 

Probably the funniest joke of the last several years.

I’m celebrating my birthday by getting a birthday spanking from a priest dressed up as the easter bunny holding a stack of pancakes... chuck. 

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Until George stops his predictable reaction to them, Gordon will keep up doing them.

Yep and I think he did that one this morning because George was really fired up already about the throwing cheese on kids videos so it was easy to get him more fired up. 

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What Gordo should really do to twist George off is do a gender story related to a punter or deep snapper. 

George is such a tool.

 

Whoever that dumbfuck he was promoting for MNF shouldn’t ever come close. Mainly on the basis of George being a fan.

 

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A SHOT?

Loving this replay and discussion. 

Both of those ^^ 

1st look back review i caught.  So much gold from that segment.  If this was #5 what were the previous?   

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1st look back review i caught.  So much gold from that segment.  If this was #5 what were the previous?   


I’m guessing that the Gordo arrest at Lambo is up there.

If they will acknowledge it the Greggo trainwreck with Kunkle should also be there.

Nasty Nestor maybe?
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Gordo in Green Bay will be #1

6 hours ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

anyone else tired of gordon’s obsession with gender stories? do we need to hash out every single one of these stories?

no!  fuck you!

Yeah I love Gordo doing the gender stories, but it only works when they are really crazy.  Not something boring like the Sister Sister girls tasting each other's breast milk.  

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Make sure to get your Jub Jam tickets before they sell out.

18 hours ago, disgustipated said:

i hope rosen rosen gets some love... the anus? ....another moment with much gold.

When they did the very confusing and hard to use voting online for the top 25 the anus was not an option.  Terrible oversight.

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With all the talk about the top 25 Ticket moments and coinciding with this morning’s “big station announcement” (Jub Jam), it got me thinking about what might be the worst 25 Ticket moments.

My nomination would be that very first time that Gordo’s Corner was hijacked so Jub could have Randy Rogers on. While that has happened numerous times since (and with numerous other “red dirt” musicians I’ve never heard of or care to hear of), I nominate that very first time as a top 25 worst Ticket moment.

Also, I wonder how many years ago that was. Probably a lot more than you’d think.

Off air it’s no doubt Greggo’s inability to stay clean and sane.

 

george reading descriptions of properties for sale in frisco (?) and craig/gordo trying to guess the selling prices. riveting.

21 minutes ago, strangulation! said:

george reading descriptions of properties for sale in frisco (?) and craig/gordo trying to guess the selling prices. riveting.

that was a good bit

Or Junior telling everybody about the "fictional Nerf basketball league" that played games in his basement when he was a teenager.

 

3 hours ago, mdleast said:

With all the talk about the top 25 Ticket moments and coinciding with this morning’s “big station announcement” (Jub Jam), it got me thinking about what might be the worst 25 Ticket moments.
 

My nomination would be every Ticketstock commercial jingle ever. 

13 minutes ago, TornACL said:

 

My nomination would be every Ticketstock commercial jingle ever. 

You can toss in Summer Bash, too.

25 minutes ago, TornACL said:

 

My nomination would be every Ticketstock commercial jingle ever. 

 

12 minutes ago, RPM said:

You can toss in Summer Bash, too.

some of those are pretty good.

Good god, the way Junior, Corby and Danny are so up in arms because Casserly date not suck Murray’s dick is ridiculous.

“Yeah Casserly must be mad because Murrray didn’t hire him, he has an agenda”. Then citing Murray’s agent and former coach as gospel that says Murray is great in interviews! But those two guys don’t have an agenda...Jesus they are so so butthurt

You named the 3 biggest nonsports knowledge people at the Ticket.

37 minutes ago, RPM said:

You named the 3 biggest nonsports knowledge people at the Ticket.

maybe 2nd 3rd and 4th biggest

And Danny just plays Grover dill to corby’s scut farkus when it comes to ou.

18 hours ago, bluto said:

Oh man that nerf league was some kinda sad

No, it was "magical," kinda like the towel tucked into the front of the quarterback's pants.  Or opening the sports page and scanning box scores.  And the huddle.

Send me a picture of her soaking my bobble-head. 

I absolutely despise Corby and Danny now, an entire segment of just bagging on VY. Didn’t do more than mention fucking Mixon, fuck those guys for good

All mixon did was beat the shit out of a woman. VY flaked on a hardline phone segment. Guy is beyond hope.

2 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

All mixon did was beat the shit out of a woman. VY flaked on a hardline phone segment. Guy is beyond hope.

your sarcasm is tired and inappropriate.  vince had an agreement with the ticket, a deal, and he welched.  a man’s word is his bond.  

Why do you people still listen to the Hardline? Haven't heard a min of it in months (except when Cirois or Davy were in for Corby) and haven't missed it. 

8 hours ago, Mileslong said:

I absolutely despise Corby and Danny now,

I'm about 5 or 6 years ahead of you. This may not be news to the P1 but Danny got his job there because he and Corby were friends. There are more talented people waiting in line to host, but we're stuck with C&D's mutual gotdam reacharound.

Good Lord, George, go put on the white Knight armor already. 

If Simple George is advocating your cause, you really need to reevaluate everything you believe.

3 minutes ago, Genco said:

If Simple George is advocating your cause, you really need to reevaluate everything you believe.

Gordon kicking him in the nuts is so satisfying. 

Liked the convict or ranger but using the music from Ken Griffey’s baseball from the SNES.

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