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i stopped listening to the hardline. not because of the butthurtedness of them talking shit about UT players, but that its not interesting talk.  that show dumps.

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8 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

i stopped listening to the hardline. not because of the butthurtedness of them talking shit about UT players, but that its not interesting talk.  that show dumps.

You're missing out right now for sure. 

The anus is on Sepinwall.

3 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

what happened to junior this morning? left mid-show and never heard them address it.

don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. 

10 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

what happened to junior this morning? left mid-show and never heard them address it.

Well, sometimes he gets them menstrual cramps real hard.

1 minute ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

 


i support the one true muser

 

doocy?

what happened to junior this morning? left mid-show and never heard them address it.


Suspended for general suckassedness.
7 hours ago, futureman said:

don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. 

As long as it took me to recognize Phlegm's greatness, I wouldn't think I'd appreciate any impersonators, but I'm coming around on this dude. 

14 hours ago, TornACL said:

Well, sometimes he gets them menstrual cramps real hard.

man trying to have period was retired i thought. 

I bet Durant knows how to pronounce "guacamole" correctly even if living in Texas but a couple years. 

Not sure what Craig Miller's excuse is.  Or now Sean Bass.   It's not fucking "gwa-kah-mo-lay" you dip shit(s).

8 hours ago, threesheets said:

As long as it took me to recognize Phlegm's greatness, I wouldn't think I'd appreciate any impersonators, but I'm coming around on this dude. 

Who?  @futureman?  Yeah he has his moments.

42 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Every time he speaks it feels contrived. He strikes me as a total fraud. 

He's not a fraud. He's just a dork that would fit in better at The Fan. Funny thing is he'd be like The Fonz over there.

1 minute ago, Dr. Beeper said:

He’s faker than your mom’s tits. 

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I was somewhat tolerant of sean until I heard him go into martyr-mode about how hard life is today.  gordo was basically saying kids are soft and that older generations just dealt with shit until it got better and sean was all like no gordo you’re wrong, life is so hard and unfair, rent is too high and capitalism is wrong and I’m extremely gay, etc etc.  after that I’ve hated him. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

I was somewhat tolerant of sean until I heard him go into martyr-mode about how hard life is today.  gordo was basically saying kids are soft and that older generations just dealt with shit until it got better and sean was all like no gordo you’re wrong, life is so hard and unfair, rent is too high and capitalism is wrong and I’m extremely gay, etc etc.  after that I’ve hated him. 

No one better than Gordo on calling out guys on their bullshit and not letting them get away with it. 

Case in point from just today dumb George and the cougar and dumb Junior and the 737. 

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I'M NOT STRAIGHT, BITCH! A new twist for Dr. Carlton Maxwell.

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4 hours ago, futureman said:

I was somewhat tolerant of sean until I heard him go into martyr-mode about how hard life is today.  gordo was basically saying kids are soft and that older generations just dealt with shit until it got better and sean was all like no gordo you’re wrong, life is so hard and unfair, rent is too high and capitalism is wrong and I’m extremely gay, etc etc.  after that I’ve hated him. 

Sounds like Jake.  They’re essentially one in the same.  Like the time Jake claimed his life was more stressful than a member of the mob who had flipped and is always looking over his shoulder for when he’s gonna get whacked.  Yeah, Jake’s life is much harder than that guy’s.  Of course, all the Jake fanbois around here just chose to ignore his millennial entitlement rants.

9 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Sounds like Jake.  They’re essentially one in the same.  Like the time Jake claimed his life was more stressful than a member of the mob who had flipped and is always looking over his shoulder for when he’s gonna get whacked.  Yeah, Jake’s life is much harder than that guy’s.  Of course, all the Jake fanbois around here just chose to ignore his millennial entitlement rants.

Dude, someone parked in front of his driveway. Give him a fucking break. 

jake and sean are not on the same level.  jake has flaws but he is good for the station.  sean brings nothing.  maybe diamondtalk. 

Still can't believe they are tearing down one of the most beautiful ball parks in America. 

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Still can't believe they are tearing down one of the most beautiful ball parks in America. 

not tearing it down. 

3 hours ago, mdmost said:

I'M NOT STRAIGHT, BITCH! A new twist for Dr. Carlton Maxwell.

your crotch smells like an unplugged refrigerator. 

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Still can't believe they are tearing down one of the most beautiful ball parks in America. 

As Futureman noted, they are not tearing it down.

I remember going to the old park, which was a converted minor league stadium.  It was ugly, uncomfortable and incredibly hot in the summer.  The Ballpark, on the other hand, is much nicer looking, comfortable — and yet still incredibly hot in the summer.

Though we’ll miss watching the games in the Ballpark, having A/C in August will be nice.

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Still can't believe they are tearing down one of the most beautiful ball parks in America. 

I’d rather it get torn down than converted into a football-friendly multi-use fun park.  

27 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’d rather it get torn down than converted into a football-friendly multi-use fun park.  

 

Agreed, 80% chance it turns into something stupid or just rots away like the Astrodome for 15 years before they tear it down. 

maybe diamondtalk. 


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There is no smoking, there is only Juuuullll!

20 hours ago, futureman said:

jake and sean are not on the same level.  jake has flaws but he is good for the station.  sean brings nothing.  maybe diamondtalk. 

Yeah and Jake brings maybe basketball talk.  So pretty much the same

Man Jake is not nearly as bad as Sean.  Surly has struck again.

PSA: Gordo will be on the Hardline today at 5:15 talking about the Green Bay arrest. Can’t believe it’s been 22 years since that happened.

Are those the FOX broadcast trucks? Thanks!

This is delicious. 

This is delicious!

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Are those the FOX broadcast trucks? Thanks!
This is delicious. 
This is delicious!


Danny’s comment that he pictures Rhynes and Greggo not paying attention and saying “delicious” because they’re eating ice cream damn near had me in tears.

Yeah, I'm not a Danny fan but that was perfect. Sad thing is it reminded me just how great Rhynes and Greggo were with their "F it, let's see what happens" style. Their remotes from the Byron Nelson pavilion were legendary. Damn you, Cantaloupe Calves! Why did you let it all slip away?

You can take Greggo out of Wise County, but you can't take Wise County out of Greggo.

4 hours ago, tjhooker said:

The fake Jason Garrett today almost made me wreck my car.  I can't get enough of it. 

reproduction pit

Great segment with Gordo.

Julie in this morning. [emoji3590]

Yea Dan should've won. Rick is the best. 

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