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So who is the super secret band playing at Jub Jam? I'm betting it has to be Pat Green, but haven't heard anything official.

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2 minutes ago, JSB said:

So who is the super secret band playing at Jub Jam? I'm betting it has to be Pat Green, but haven't heard anything official.

shotgun shane or one of the other stellar acts that the hardline makes fun of.

18 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

shotgun shane or one of the other stellar acts that the hardline makes fun of.

I will be so pissed if I miss a Shotgun Shane show

40 minutes ago, JSB said:

So who is the super secret band playing at Jub Jam? I'm betting it has to be Pat Green, but haven't heard anything official.

The Craig Miller Project

6 hours ago, mdmost said:

It does every year. 

Oh, I know. Still turrible.

1 hour ago, JSB said:

So who is the super secret band playing at Jub Jam? I'm betting it has to be Pat Green, but haven't heard anything official.

Who gives a fuck? I ain't going.

1 hour ago, JSB said:

So who is the super secret band playing at Jub Jam?

Nobody good.

Random Dirk/Ticket memory: those commercials from around 1998/99 featuring Dirk telling us he’s “very tall for his age” and helping a lady get a cat out of a tree with “here katza katza katza”

Ah yes and the Dallas Stars Playoff Postgame Show...live from Planet Bob!

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It's the first team to 4.

Doesn't matter how you get to 4.

Just get there before the other team

And uh, you win the series.

I was the ultimate Pat Green in college. I can’t stand him now - personally or his shows. He’s a drunk and looks 60. His older brother is a neighborhood guy and looks 20 years younger than Pat. I’ve been around him a few times, and he’s an immature kid. 


I was never a huge fan. We were supposed to have Jerry Jeff play a charity event last fall but JJW had to cancel because he needed additional cancer treatment. Green filled in at the last minute, was sober, affable and a big hit. But I’ve heard nightmare stories.

Great Dirk and Nash story.

gordo: 

“best shooter in dallas history? ... did dirk ever get three shots off in six seconds?”

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I wonder how bitter the other ancillary Ticket guys are that Julie's getting a lot of ads. I'm curious if she's getting these over hosts too like Donovan and Corby. She's definitely has to be a cheaper voice talent than the others. 

Yeah, plus it has to make TC mad because he didn't get anything while he was there that I can recall.  Hell even Mino has an ad now.

42 minutes ago, Sparky said:

Yeah, plus it has to make TC mad because he didn't get anything while he was there that I can recall.  Hell even Mino has an ad now.

Not sucking goes a lot further than some sense of seniority though.

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Dallas Stars Playoff Post Postgame Show

4 hours ago, Sparky said:

Hell even Mino has an ad now.

Well he is the best neighbor you'll ever have

7 hours ago, Sparky said:

Yeah, plus it has to make TC mad because he didn't get anything while he was there that I can recall.  

would you pay t.c. fleming to advertise your business?

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What if it was a cake for breakfast restaurant?

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

What if it was a cake for breakfast restaurant?

Hog trapping...

Fake Dirk this morning was great.

I showed up 21 years ago looking like a 7 foot Ellen Degeneres.

I'm just going to lay around in Grube's race car bed.  I moved it into the master bedroom though, so now it's a master race..... car bed.

 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

would you pay t.c. fleming to advertise your business?

I hope you bought a 90 second spot because he talks so fucking slow. 

1 hour ago, TornACL said:

I hope you bought a 90 second spot because he talks so fucking slow. 

He's reading as fast as he can.

The concert calendar is still the best, lol

Now the weekend can officially begin!

Oh hi Musers!

Oh hi Musers!

Can’t wait for that.
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Look, there's Eli Jordan. 

Junior said that paraphrasing "Seeing Tiger walking thru the crowd after his win was one of the best moments of my life".  This confirms his sad existence.

Junior said that paraphrasing "Seeing Tiger walking thru the crowd after his win was one of the best moments of my life".  This confirms his sad existence.

Thought the same thing. Comparing his victory to Jessie Owens?!! Jesus H, tiger is a bad guy who is great at golf. His comeback doesn’t compare to what Hogan went through, that car wreck was a tragedy, getting caught cheating on your pregame wife numerous times and getting addicted to pain pills isn’t exactly a tragedy...
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18 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

your pregame wife

Is that what a first wife is called now?


Thought the same thing. Comparing his victory to Jessie Owens?!! Jesus H, tiger is a bad guy who is great at golf. His comeback doesn’t compare to what Hogan went through, that car wreck was a tragedy, getting caught cheating on your pregame wife numerous times and getting addicted to pain pills isn’t exactly a tragedy...

Yup. All the obstacles he has overcome have been of his own creation.


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1 hour ago, Ths71 said:


Yup. All the obstacles he has overcome have been of his own creation.


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most obstacles humans face are of their own creation. 

Yes these were clearly his own doing

December 1994: Surgery on left knee to remove two benign tumors and scar tissue. 
 
Dec. 13, 2002: Surgery on left knee to remove fluid inside and outside the ACL and remove benign cysts from his left knee. Misses the season opener in 2003. 
 
August 2007: Ruptures the ACL in his left knee while running on a golf course after the British Open, but is able to keep playing. Wins five of the last six tournaments he plays, including the PGA Championship for his 13th major. 
 
April 15, 2008: Two days after the Masters, has arthroscopic surgery on his left knee to repair cartilage damage. 
 
May 2008: Advised weeks before the U.S. Open that he has two stress fractures of the left tibia and should rest for six weeks, the first three weeks on crutches. 
 
 
June 24, 2008: Eight days after winning the U.S. Open, has surgery to repair the ACL in his left knee by using a tendon from his right thigh. Additional cartilage damage is repaired. Misses the rest of the season and does not return until the Match Play Championship at the end of February 2009. 
 
December 2008: Injured his Achilles tendon in his right leg as he was running while preparing to return to golf. 
 
May 9, 2010: Withdrew from the final round of The Players Championship, citing a bulging disk. He later said it was a neck issue that caused tingling in his right side, and that it first became a problem as he began practicing harder for his return to the Masters a month earlier. 
 
April 10, 2011: Injures his left Achilles tendon hitting from an awkward stance below Eisenhower's Tree on the 17th at Augusta National. Withdraws from the Wells Fargo Championship. 
 
 
May 12, 2011: Withdraws from The Players Championship after a 42 on the front nine. Diagnosed with an MCL sprain in his left knee and in his left Achilles tendon. He misses the next two months, including two majors, returning at the Bridgestone Invitational. 
 
March 11, 2012: Feels tightness in his left Achilles tendon and withdraws after 11 holes of the final round in the Cadillac Championship at Doral. He wins in his next start at Bay Hill, his first PGA Tour victory since the scandal in his personal life. 
 
Aug. 24, 2012: Moves stiffly during the second round of The Barclays and later says he felt pain in his lower back, which he attributed to a soft mattress in his hotel room. 
 
June 13, 2013: Is seen shaking his left arm during the opening round of the U.S. Open. He later says it's a left elbow strain that he injured while winning The Players Championship a month earlier. He misses two tournaments and returns at the British Open. 
 
Aug. 11, 2013: Said he felt tightness in his back during the final round of the PGA Championship. 
 
Aug. 21, 2013: Two weeks after the PGA Championship, he only chips and putts on the back nine of the pro-am at The Barclays, complaining of a stiff neck and back that he attributed to a soft bed in the hotel. By Sunday at The Barclays, he dropped to his knees after one shot because of back spasms. 
 
 
March 2, 2014: Withdraws after 13 holes of the final round at The Honda Classic because of lower back pain and spams, describing it as similar to what he felt at The Barclays. 
 
March 9, 2014: Plays the final 12 holes with pain in his lower back, saying it began to flare up after hitting out of the bunker from an awkward lie in the Cadillac Championship at Doral. He shoots 78, the highest score of his career in a final round. 
 
March 19, 2014: Withdraws from the Arnold Palmer Invitational because of the persistent pain in his back. He was the two-time defending champion. 
 
March 31, 2014: Has surgery in Utah for a pinched nerve. 
 
April 1, 2014: Announced he will miss the Masters and not return to golf until the summer. 
 
Sept. 18, 2015: Underwent a second micro-discectomy surgery two days earlier to remove a disc fragment that was pinching his nerve.
 
October 2015: Woods has a procedure to "relieve discomfort" in his back and sets no timetable for his return to the PGA Tour.
 
April 20, 2017: Woods undergoes a fourth back surgery. The spinal fusion, labeled "a success" was to alleviate pain he had been experiencing in his back and leg. 
 
March 4, 2019: Woods withdraws from the Arnold Palmer Invitational with a neck strain
14 minutes ago, nolongerU2horn said:

Yes these were clearly his own doing

hey, good for you for missing the point.  poor bastard. 

5 hours ago, Sparky said:

Junior said that paraphrasing "Seeing Tiger walking thru the crowd after his win was one of the best moments of my life".  This confirms his sad existence.

Holy shit.

Hopefully he still has Anthony Galea in his contact list.


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32 minutes ago, threesheets said:

Holy shit.

I figured you'd like this one.

6 hours ago, Sparky said:

Junior said that paraphrasing "Seeing Tiger walking thru the crowd after his win was one of the best moments of my life".  This confirms his sad existence.

get ready for Hyperbole Corby to top this whopper.  this might be the greatest singular accomplishment in the history of sports, maybe mankind.

Once again, on behalf of all P-1s, thank you Corby for the delayed "Luke Perry" assist/confirmation during the Mint Dentistry spots.

1 hour ago, nolongerU2horn said:

Yes these were clearly his own doing

Well possibly most of those could have been caused by his infatuation with doing Navy Seal workouts.  Though that doesn't compare to the cheating/whoring/pill popping.

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