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If BaD Radio isn't on from 3-7 p.m. ...

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  • And I did. Just because it's "the way it is" doesn't mean it's not disappointing when the time comes to accept that the business is the business. The Ticket is an incredible thing. There's a reas

  • Still going with that bit? What if I gave you a shoutout from my verified (cue Vivaldi) Twitter account?   

  • He looks like mark mcgwire fucked Tom kite.

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20 minutes ago, skipperj said:

Any man-whoring?

Avatar checks out.

2 hours ago, Grubes said:

Run audio board for FSSW year-round, do a web show called the Dose also for FSSW, fill in as DJ for other teams/games in DFW, Ambassador of Fun for the Frisco RoughRiders, promote friends' bars, and DJ a couple weddings a year, and other random stuff. 

other teams?

1 hour ago, futureman said:

other teams?

In the last six months, I filled in for the Mavs a few times, an SMU football game, and the Aggy/Arkansas game at AT&T Stadium. 

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2 minutes ago, Grubes said:

In the last six months, I filled in for the Mavs a few times, an SMU football game, and the Aggy/Arkansas game at AT&T Stadium. 

you don’t even know your own drops.  fake grubes confirmed. 

Ha! Well played. I’m still me, though. 

3 hours ago, skipperj said:

Any man-whoring?

My services can be had for a very reasonable price! 

Love ribby so hard...

I will also listen to norm today, draft talk and no Donnie

Somebody wanna tell Junes the “cheddar and scrilla” bit ran its course please.

But they once released an “important album”. Don’t you love it when the HL in particular labels an album as “important”?

As I’ve previously said (on the old board): the only worthwhile “play music” or reference musicians segments on The Ticket are the ones where they are making fun of them (like bro country).

bob’s stance on defending motley crue yesterday was pretty fucking odd.  he can be such a weirdo. 

12 hours ago, SameSame said:

Ribby!

All-time favorite Ticket character.

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10 hours ago, C-Man said:

All-time favorite Ticket character.

Was Ribby the one who was talking about the #metoo movement and said you might not want to lead with the pound sign when discussing sexual assault?  

3 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Was Ribby the one who was talking about the #metoo movement and said you might not want to lead with the pound sign when discussing sexual assault?  

I don't know but it sounds way too profound to have come from Ribby.

3 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Was Ribby the one who was talking about the #metoo movement and said you might not want to lead with the pound sign when discussing sexual assault?  

he absolutely was.   I posted that when he said it. 

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Computer is such a trainwreck. I can't tell if I completely hate when he's on or am just oddly fascinated by how simple he seems to be.

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Computer needs to be booted.

Do y'all ever see his twitter after a Cowboys loss. He's not mentally stable.

Of course Corby can’t believe that ESPN says Mayfield has “character concerns.” He’s just beside himself in defending that guy. 

1 hour ago, Frank The Tank said:

Of course Corby can’t believe that ESPN says Mayfield has “character concerns.” He’s just beside himself in defending that guy. 

there are a million reasons why corby sucks.  let’s not worry about every one of them. 

6 hours ago, irockalltherocks said:

Dan's name game was greatness. The Sports Humorist at his finest.

Been occupied all day. Sad I missed this. 

19 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

Been occupied all day. Sad I missed this. 

if you have the app you can rewind the hour RIGHT NOW and catch the start of the bit on the top ten. 

started about 7:13pm

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I missed most of the visit from Staubach. He's usually a good interview. I did catch something about Lamar Hunt making an offer and the Cowboys matching it. Then telling him later that was the starting point for the negotiations. It spurred a What If in the meager brain cells. 

I still want to hear Walt Garrison tell the story of getting a horse trailer and cash out of Murchison again.

Good lord someone kill that Bird Dogs opening.

Don Graham was in Gordo's Corner today talking about his book on the making of the movie Giant. I assume this is the same Don Graham who teaches (or taught) Texas Lit at UT? If so, he was my favorite professor in my entire time there. I took his class twice!

“remember that, george?  when we went family-style on that hooker...”

God I have never heard a bigger suck off of an athlete then corby just gave Mayfield. Disgusting 

12 minutes ago, nolongerU2horn said:

How are Craig, Donovan, and Dan all out during the draft? Weird.

There's nothing wrong with Donovan being out, any time. 

18 minutes ago, nolongerU2horn said:

How are Craig, Donovan, and Dan all out during the draft? Weird.

None of these guys offer any useful sports opinions.

23 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Oh great. Another Baker Mayfield segment today. This one with Corby and Jake. 

Yep and now, after the Cowboys just drafted a new 1st rd LB and Jason freaking Witten up and unexpectedly retires after 15 years, corby doing a segment on how the browns "ain't a bad team now". I don't care much about baker either way but I want him to flame out in rhe most bitch ass way possible now just because of this annoying fuckstick. 

I look forward to 2023 when Corby buys VIP tickets to the Manziel-Mayfield celebrity boxing match. 

25 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I look forward to 2023 when Corby buys VIP tickets to the Manziel-Mayfield celebrity boxing  mud wrestling match. 

fify

On 4/24/2018 at 12:24 AM, Grubes said:

In the last six months, I filled in for the Mavs a few times, an SMU football game, and the Aggy/Arkansas game at AT&T Stadium. 

Serious question. What do I have to do to get the omg segments back on the unticket? Used to listen to that every day. 

Caught a few minutes of the morning drive on Friday, when Doocy was in for Miller; the show would be infinitely better if he replaced Miller permanently.  

18 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Caught a few minutes of the morning drive on Friday, when Doocy was in for Miller; the show would be infinitely better if he replaced Miller permanently.  

Is he out puffing peter?

Time for the first of many segments where Mike and Corby choke on Jack White's cock over the next few days. 

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