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1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

get ready for Hyperbole Corby to top this whopper.  this might be the greatest singular accomplishment in the history of sports, maybe mankind.

pretty narrow-minded of you to limit it to a single species. 

eli jordan again.  is gordon dead?  the musers without gordon does not compel me to listen at all. 

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Gordo's on vacation. He is allowed that. 

Look, there's Eli Jordan. 

At least Eli has the common sense to not try a bit of his own at 8:40 just stick to the replay.

I'm biased, but you can't tell me the musers would get nearly the ratings it gets without Gordo. Jr talking about pretending to kiss a girl and jub going Hollywood is terrible radio. 

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8 minutes ago, pops said:

I'm biased, but you can't tell me the musers would get nearly the ratings it gets without Gordo. Jr talking about pretending to kiss a girl and jub going Hollywood is terrible radio. 

jub acknowledges that gordo is the show’s secret weapon.  and your bias is irrelevant; junes and jub would be below norm and donny without gordo. 

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Gordo's on vacation. He is allowed that. 

the fuck he is. 

Exactly, I don't recall approving this.  He needs to sync it up with my vacation when I might not listen as much.

I was off yesterday so I at least got a little reprieve, but so help me god if this "vacation" stretches to Wednesday I'm going to burn this whole mother down.

44 minutes ago, pops said:

I'm biased, but you can't tell me the musers would get nearly the ratings it gets without Gordo. Jr talking about pretending to kiss a girl and jub going Hollywood is terrible radio. 

Love Gordo, tolerate Jub and despise Miller.  If it weren't for Gordo, I'd listen to the morning show exactly none.  Love it when Doocey subs in for Miller....much, much better show. 

34 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Love Gordo, tolerate Jub and despise Miller.  If it weren't for Gordo, I'd listen to the morning show exactly none.  Love it when Doocey subs in for Miller....much, much better show. 

yes I’ve said it too.  jub, doocy, and gordo would be great every day. 

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Love Gordo, tolerate Jub and despise Miller.  If it weren't for Gordo, I'd listen to the morning show exactly none.  Love it when Doocey subs in for Miller....much, much better show. 

Doocey is actually a pretty funny dude which I did not expect when I heard him initially. Thought he was way more of a 1:1 for Jub but he has some radio chops and has grown on me

1 hour ago, NoName said:

Doocey is actually a pretty funny dude which I did not expect when I heard him initially. Thought he was way more of a 1:1 for Jub but he has some radio chops and has grown on me

doocy’s diary is a good segment. 

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You do the advertisin', he does the pickin'. 

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5 hours ago, pops said:

I'm biased, but you can't tell me the musers would get nearly the ratings it gets without Gordo. Jr talking about pretending to kiss a girl and jub going Hollywood is terrible radio. 

Their ratings would drop like a lead fucking balloon.

Oh also, Darrell is my new hero.  

TELL ME HOW YOU'RE DOING AT THE TRACK!

Killer in for Gordo, huh?  Talk about a juxtaposition.  There will be a little gold, but nowhere near 4.5 hours worth.  Bold strategy.  

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Good morning, gentleman. I'm here today to tell you how the Notre Dame fire is evil.

His bail out attempt to say James Bond was fine radio.  I enjoy when he's on just for the nut kicking and the fact that he might have a stroke live on the radio.

49 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

This is pure gold. 

it is.  he’s so bad but so likeable. 

killer is much funnier than the blowhard eli jordan that's for sure...

On 4/16/2019 at 9:09 AM, pops said:

I'm biased, but you can't tell me the musers would get nearly the ratings it gets without Gordo. Jr talking about pretending to kiss a girl and jub going Hollywood is terrible radio. 

It's almost unlistenable.

On 4/16/2019 at 9:26 AM, Gene Parmesan said:

I was off yesterday so I at least got a little reprieve, but so help me god if this "vacation" stretches to Wednesday I'm going to burn this whole mother down.

Luckily for me, I was in Charleston on vacation the first two days of the week -- so that helps. (Did Gordo call in Fake Tiger on Mon?)

On 4/16/2019 at 9:55 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Love Gordo, tolerate Jub and despise Miller.  If it weren't for Gordo, I'd listen to the morning show exactly none.  Love it when Doocey subs in for Miller....much, much better show. 

 

On 4/16/2019 at 10:31 AM, futureman said:

yes I’ve said it too.  jub, doocy, and gordo would be great every day. 

I'd rather Doocy take over for Jub, who is the ultimate spare in my book.

5 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Killer in for Gordo, huh?  Talk about a juxtaposition.  There will be a little gold, but nowhere near 4.5 hours worth.  Bold strategy.  

Killer could quite possibly be the worst radio broadcaster in history. He's that bad. I was listening to "Killer's Corner" on the way into the office and wow! Mind-blowing how bad he really is. I think his bit would be funnier if he didn't over-apologize for his terrible radio presence. It would be hysterical if he acted like he didn't understand why they were kicking him in the nuts. #ticketshelterdog

Good god, Jake is such a fucking tool.  He's the poster boy for "Closest Thing to Corby Only Worse".  And he has zero bits (other than waiting on a ticket host to die which I'm told was originally Gordo's idea).  Millennial Corby.

Starting to seriously lose respect for all you fuckers who think he's good.

6 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Starting to seriously lose respect for all you fuckers who think he's good.

say it ain’t so, lando 

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You guys and your Ticket people who irritate you. There's so many it's hard to keep up. 


And Jake's baby is why we're getting Killer and Eli Jordan in the mornings when Gordo is out. 

26 minutes ago, futureman said:

say it ain’t so, lando 

I didn't mean you, @futureman.  Sorry to paint everyone with such a broad stroke.  I just meant all those other fuckers.

Besides, I already lost respect for you a long time ago about something else I'm sure.  Or maybe that was someone else?

Fuck if I know...I just know there are way too many Jake fanbois out there and Jake fucking sucks.

27 minutes ago, mdmost said:

And Jake's baby is why we're getting Killer and Eli Jordan in the mornings when Gordo is out. 

Well then he sucks even worse than I thought.

Although, I'm not sure Doocy doesn't share some responsibility in that.  Would be tolerable if he were there.

6 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Besides, I already lost respect for you a long time ago about something else I'm sure.  

oh I don’t doubt that for a second. 

corby says watching steph curry go through warm-ups is one of the top 15 moments in his life.  poor bastard. 

@Hornius Emeritus Traces of Texas was a segment on The Hardline today. Corby was telling the story behind the Farrah Fawcett poster.

21 minutes ago, RPM said:

@Hornius Emeritus Traces of Texas was a segment on The Hardline today. Corby was telling the story behind the Farrah Fawcett poster.

 

Hey, thanks for letting me know.  That explains a few things, like why all of the sudden my Twitter account exploded. 

Landomatic seems like he sucks. Jake isn’t great on his own. But in bad radio it works.

57 minutes ago, RPM said:

@Hornius Emeritus Traces of Texas was a segment on The Hardline today. Corby was telling the story behind the Farrah Fawcett poster.

 

Can you estimate about the time it was on?  Thanks!

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and not the fun kind

12 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

Can you estimate about the time it was on?  Thanks!

5:30-ish

rollerpig in for gordo today.  he should be better than killer or eli. 

If I were the 8:40 bit Gordo replacement I would always punt and play some classic audio...

 

Also scattershooting while wondering whatever happened to Sports Shananay

13 hours ago, Drew said:

Landomatic seems like he sucks.

Coming from you, I take this as a HUGE compliment.  The day I’m aligned with you on just about any subject, will be the day I’ll need to seriously evaluate my life.  So, thank you!!!

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Make sure to tune into the Jub Jam Postgame show tonight at 8pm! Better now than during the Campound. 

20 minutes ago, mdleast said:

If I were the 8:40 bit Gordo replacement I would always punt and play some classic audio...

 

Also scattershooting while wondering whatever happened to Sports Shananay

That was definitely the best effort though from any replacement.  I laughed.

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WTDS went to 3:15 today. Though Jake said something about the segment not lasting much longer. 

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Jake said something about the segment not lasting much longer. 

Probably the most listened to segment without Gordo. Surely they can't be serious.

Just kidding, she's dead. 

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4 minutes ago, RPM said:

Probably the most listened to segment without Gordo. Surely they can't be serious.

Never underestimate Cumulus handing down some stupid programming decision based on some dumb shit a consultant recommended. 

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