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1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Never underestimate Cumulus handing down some stupid programming decision based on some dumb shit a consultant recommended. 

they tell the story of WTDS every year.  they told the consultant to suck a fart out of their ass years ago.

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  • And I did. Just because it's "the way it is" doesn't mean it's not disappointing when the time comes to accept that the business is the business. The Ticket is an incredible thing. There's a reas

  • Still going with that bit? What if I gave you a shoutout from my verified (cue Vivaldi) Twitter account?   

  • He looks like mark mcgwire fucked Tom kite.

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23 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

Hey, thanks for letting me know.  That explains a few things, like why all of the sudden my Twitter account exploded. 

They are talking about you again. Might get another batch of follows today 

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

They are talking about you again. Might get another batch of follows today 

 Damnit!  I need to start listening to the Ticket online.   Was it the Farrah "Midnight Plane to Houston"  story?  Because I told that story to Corby in an email exchange.

 

1 minute ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 Damnit!  I need to start listening to the Ticket online.   Was it the Farrah "Midnight Plane to Houston"  story?  Because I told that story to Corby in an email exchange.

 

Yeah heard that this afternoon. Was the first time i had heard that story. 

Isn't that awesome? Farrah freakin' Fawcett was the one who said the words.  BTW here's Weatherly singing the original song. You'll recognize it right away:

 

 

17 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Isn't that awesome? Farrah freakin' Fawcett was the one who said the words.  BTW here's Weatherly singing the original song. You'll recognize it right away:

 

 

They played this first and then told how it was changed up for Gladys. Gave you full credit for the story. 

Edit: there's a Sports Day app and Tunein. It might make a reappearance on the top ten. There's also the UnTicket for a full review of past stuff.

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Me thinking about Landomatic's first reaction when he gets in the car and hears a certain someone's voice.

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56 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Me thinking about Landomatic's first reaction when he gets in the car and hears a certain someone's voice.

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16 minutes ago, futureman said:

I was coming here  to give a toast to Lando...

Hahaha...guessing Jake’s in for Gordo this morning?  Well, they haven’t filled in for him with any talent all week, so why start now? Thankfully I’m outa town and not listening.

$458 on Drew Smyly (+205) versus Verlander tonight.  T&Ps Mike and Donny. 

Nice Hunter Pence interview. Dude has made $125mm playing ball. Not bad for a kid from Arlington that bad to go play juco ball.

43 minutes ago, Kevin O’Shea said:

You’d think he would get it by now that his career isn’t advancing 

Straight up sucks

2 hours ago, Kevin O’Shea said:

You’d think he would get it by now that his career isn’t advancing 

he must really love his job because ticker guys don’t make much.  his personality is god awful but he has a decent radio voice and could do well spitting out mundane sports talk on another station, and no doubt he has had offers to leave.  

 Damnit!  I need to start listening to the Ticket online.   Was it the Farrah "Midnight Plane to Houston"  story?  Because I told that story to Corby in an email exchange.

 

TOT is the best thing on FB. You are awesome!
9 minutes ago, futureman said:

mande?

Just mean I don't like his disposition.  Maybe that's on me.

Fuck Mike Bascik. stupid 


Are you lost? Basuck hasn’t been on The Ticket in years.
5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 


Are you lost? Basuck hasn’t been on The Ticket in years.

 

If you forget to punch out of the postgame he's there inflicting you with bad takes.

13 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

If you forget to punch out of the postgame he's there inflicting you with bad takes.

bascik is doing diamond talk?

13 minutes ago, futureman said:

bascik is doing diamond talk?

On the tube. I'm not desperate enough to listen to diamond talk. 

well if it isn’t on 1310 then homeboy doesn’t need to be shitting it into this thread. 

17 hours ago, futureman said:

well if it isn’t on 1310 then homeboy doesn’t need to be shitting it into this thread. 

Oh yeah this high tone thread where the world's problems are being solved.  Your opinion matters to me about as much as shit on a sidewalk.

1 hour ago, SameSame said:

Oh yeah this high tone thread where the world's problems are being solved.  Your opinion matters to me about as much as shit on a sidewalk.

take it to the fssw rangers postgame thread you fucking dumb motherfucker.  I swear to god you’re worthless. 

On 4/19/2019 at 2:42 PM, Kevin O’Shea said:

You’d think he would get it by now that his career isn’t advancing 

 

On 4/19/2019 at 5:18 PM, futureman said:

he must really love his job because ticker guys don’t make much.  his personality is god awful but he has a decent radio voice and could do well spitting out mundane sports talk on another station, and no doubt he has had offers to leave.  

He's not just a ticker guy; he is the Sports Director.

7 minutes ago, nolongerU2horn said:

 

He's not just a ticker guy; he is the Sports Director.

is that above or below a Sports Führer

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I would imagine for a guy who loves the Rangers as much as he does, free admission to every home game and a postgame show to host is a pretty good trade-off in pay. Again, I thoroughly enjoy how much these ancillary Ticket guys annoy some of you. 

33 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I would imagine for a guy who loves the Rangers as much as he does, free admission to every home game and a postgame show to host is a pretty good trade-off in pay. Again, I thoroughly enjoy how much these ancillary Ticket guys annoy some of you. 

sean has a good radio voice and he’s great at what he does.  he’s just very limited. 

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Dan- He just says what we're thinking! (talking about if Westbrook has tons of kids in OKC named after him because they are his kids)

Bob-Did you just do a promo for yourself?

Never heard this conference call before. Greatness. Hey Ticket, get out of here!

Holy shit, Ryhner and Gen X Davey today?

I can't believe Elvis and Roogie didn't want to come over and watch GoT with Hunter. 

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2 hours ago, Sparky said:

Holy shit, Ryhner and Gen X Davey today?

if corby died we could enjoy this every day.  

Holy shit, Ryhner and Gen X Davey today?

This was so enjoyable, it’s the lineup I’ve been calling for. First time I’ve listened to their whole show in forever. You could tell mike loved it, was ten times more engaged. With Corby no one else can get a word in edgewise...

The only time Corby is listenable is when he's drunk during Campound.

Rhynes was cracking up so much today. It was glorious. Gen X Davey needs to be the new Greggo. Send Corby back to yuk monkey. Boom. 

Hard line was so much better without the ou/tcu snake. Fuck it is fun when rhyner is engaged. He's an all time great. 

Holy shit, a fucking Jub boy band segment?

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44 minutes ago, Sparky said:

Holy shit, a fucking Jub boy band segment?

not only boy band, a boy band comprised of chinamen.  

Holy shit, a fucking Jub boy band segment?

Jesus h, Korean boy band and Jonas brothers segment. Jub is officially insane and is in the running with Jake for having the worst musical taste of all time

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You're giving him ass. 

I lol'd when Junior said "then there is Cooper, the least known Jonas brother, who would have been the best..."

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You're giving him ass. 

much ass.

1 minute ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Was this a Reconsider Lounge band named Preferred Nomenclature?

that’s not bad

we don’t have vision-chart randomizing technology?

-no.  oddly, no.

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