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Damn. WTDS was finishing at 3:15 every day. Now it’s 3:12 the last few days. Still starts at 2:56. It’s getting shorter and shorter. 

And I still always miss the Hardline opening. 

I had to bail out in the middle this morning.  Did the Oklahoma Midge ever get picked up in the Player Man Selection Choose Pick?

13 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

I had to bail out in the middle this morning.  Did the Oklahoma Midge ever get picked up in the Player Man Selection Choose Pick?

mocked to the Dallas Football Cowboys. 

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That was a pretty heavy mini segment they did before the Fake Norm. Maybe do that portion in a different segment. Hey child and spousal abuse, oh here's some funny Fake Norm audio. 

the "that mud maker could make memory foam hard" comment got everything back on track. 

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It's time the just stop going to Gene in Carrollton, right?

It's time the just stop going to Gene in Carrollton, right?

the two worst things about the ticket: Computer and Gene in Carrollton
The Gene situation will probably work itself out sooner than later.


That was one of my favorite parts of Pulp Fiction. Loved Harvey Keitel as The Wolf.

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Did you see the sign out front that said dead P1 storage?

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Shit, Gene. That's all you had to say. 

Bob shutting Corby the fuck up about Kyler for a second was fantastic. 

5 hours ago, threesheets said:

Cliff notes please?

Was about 525 yesterday...crosstalk between end of Hardline and start of 2nd round.

Talking about how Arizona lost all their leverage with Rosen. Corby going on and on how it was so stupid that Rosen didn't what was going on for sure, Kyler is 100% football, he will never play baseball, everyone in the world knew he was going first. 

Bob said based on conversations he had it wasn't that cut and dry and there was concern from Arizona he still might play baseball. 

Corby said that was retarded and sturm gets in raised voice and said listen, the kid has never faced adversity, ever, so what happens after a game he throws 4 picks, gets his shoulder separated and the Cardinals fall to 1-4 (paraphrasing)... No one knows what he will do at that point. No one knows how he will handle adversity and it's a real concern. 

Corby tucked tail and hid in the corner. 

2 minutes ago, pops said:

Was about 525 yesterday...crosstalk between end of Hardline and start of 2nd round.

Talking about how Arizona lost all their leverage with Rosen. Corby going on and on how it was so stupid that Rosen didn't what was going on for sure, Kyler is 100% football, he will never play baseball, everyone in the world knew he was going first. 

Bob said based on conversations he had it wasn't that cut and dry and there was concern from Arizona he still might play baseball. 

Corby said that was retarded and sturm gets in raised voice and said listen, the kid has never faced adversity, ever, so what happens after a game he throws 4 picks, gets his shoulder separated and the Cardinals fall to 1-4 (paraphrasing)... No one knows what he will do at that point. No one knows how he will handle adversity and it's a real concern. 

Corby tucked tail and hid in the corner. 

Bob's wrong...because we saw what happened on 10/6/18 and it was full vaginal bleed.

Obviously /sturminator baby

1 hour ago, pops said:

Was about 525 yesterday...crosstalk between end of Hardline and start of 2nd round.

Talking about how Arizona lost all their leverage with Rosen. Corby going on and on how it was so stupid that Rosen didn't what was going on for sure, Kyler is 100% football, he will never play baseball, everyone in the world knew he was going first. 

Bob said based on conversations he had it wasn't that cut and dry and there was concern from Arizona he still might play baseball. 

Corby said that was retarded and sturm gets in raised voice and said listen, the kid has never faced adversity, ever, so what happens after a game he throws 4 picks, gets his shoulder separated and the Cardinals fall to 1-4 (paraphrasing)... No one knows what he will do at that point. No one knows how he will handle adversity and it's a real concern. 

Corby tucked tail and hid in the corner. 

Is that when Mino played the “Sturminated” drop? Because that was funny AF. 

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Is that when Mino played the “Sturminated” drop? Because that was funny AF. 

Yep

Was there a reason they played Rotten Radio instead of the mix between Norm and BaD?

Thumb up?

 

 

16 minutes ago, CBT said:

Was there a reason they played Rotten Radio instead of the mix between Norm and BaD?

mandatory staff meeting

 

Doocy makes the musers so much better. Wherever you are, Jr, stay there. 

2 hours ago, LonghornJones said:

You mean bobcat.

220 221 whatever it takes

One thing for certain, it won't be a cougar.

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Yes, your Cotton Bowl picture was mentioned. 

Corby:  How old are you?

German girl tourist:  I’m fine, thank you!

Just now, Matuka said:

Corby:  How old are you?

German girl tourist:  I’m fine, thank you!

That was great and the Pleasant Grove electrician is my new favorite person. 

I caught the tail end of the electrician, but apparently Rhynes liked his laugh.

Man it was great hearing the two all time drops this morning. Bob with his Mia Hamm “can I stick my tongue down your throat” and the one about mikes sister having a smelly box lmao. Mike was not amused.

28 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

Man it was great hearing the two all time drops this morning. Bob with his Mia Hamm “can I stick my tongue down your throat” and the one about mikes sister having a smelly box lmao. Mike was not amused.

who was on the board for the sister’s smelly box

who was on the board for the sister’s smelly box

It was hard to decipher, hammer kept asking “who’s in the fun chair?” but no one answered them Corby said he was leaving but no one ever said
Doocy makes the musers so much better. Wherever you are, Jr, stay there. 

I don’t get this. He’s boring milquetoast. Take George and Doocy instead of Ambien.
I don’t get this. He’s boring milquetoast. Take George and Doocy instead of Ambien.

 

Yea Craig is Me Excitement. I’m very much looking forward to hearing about how he passed the time on his road trip to play bikes with three other spandex-clad butt buddies by giving regular weather forecast updates and creating an imaginary basketball team that defeated the Warriors in 4 games.

 

And did it all with Kyler’s cock in his mouth and Lincoln’s cock in his ass.

 

12 hours ago, Dbeasy said:


I don’t get this. He’s boring milquetoast. Take George and Doocy instead of Ambien.

negged and reported.

21 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

 

Yea Craig is Me Excitement. I’m very much looking forward to hearing about how he passed the time on his road trip to play bikes with three other spandex-clad butt buddies by giving regular weather forecast updates and creating an imaginary basketball team that defeated the Warriors in 4 games.

 

And did it all with Kyler’s cock in his mouth and Lincoln’s cock in his ass.

 

He passed time by looking thru is old ABA card collection.  And reliving "magical" moments of his childhood where he had funny thoughts about Wayman.

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Country House interview on ticket this AM? Anyone hear it? Personally I thought it was gold. Can’t find a reset of it anywhere. 

From Wise County obv. Top 10 will have it, as will the ticket app soon. 

It’s the Dallas Stars Playoff Post-Post Regulation Show

8 minutes ago, mdleast said:

It’s the Dallas Stars Playoff Post-Post Regulation Show

you mean intermission?

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