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41 minutes ago, D_Goose said:

Just tuned in. What was Gordo's response to the caller?

He didn’t give the straightest answer, not shocking. He first said that when he started out on radio someone told him that nobody wants to hear about his personal life.

He later said that his personal life is boring and not worth talking about. The caller told him it’s hard to connect to him the way she does Dan and other hosts because she knows a lot about Dan’s family and personal life. 

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  • He looks like mark mcgwire fucked Tom kite.

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If they keep fucking with Tony he'll be shooting up everyone not named Norm pretty soon. He'll probably cut off Gordo's head and hump it. 

9 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

They change up content vs clock so much but they can’t see how great this is. Why can’t this happen during the day more regularly? Seems like a huge miss. 

I'd like to see something like this at night instead of the satellite shows they run. SB Nation radio sux.

Bob: Tony, are you drinking tonight?

Tony: I am not.

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God almighty let's let Rhett Miller fag up one of the best broadcast days of the year talking about how cool he is. 

Damn. I had all these great old trucking stories and they ask me about automation.

George made it all night, wow.

They need to seriously consider adding an overnight show. I think they pretty successfully showed they have the audience to support one. Would beat the hell out of SB Nation Radio. Jake's been waiting for a Ticket host to die. This is tailor made for him.

17 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

Sounds like Catman might have put Tony's ass in a sling.

dont know why.  without tony on night 1 this would have been more of the same.  coast to coast, a donnie late night show, jub being country....same as last year.

has reddit figured out where they are?

"the fob to his tent isn't working..."

6 hours ago, Continental Op said:

Sounds like Catman might have put Tony's ass in a sling.

he’s just playing to the bit.  they all love tony. 

38 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

“He once dumped a cake on my head.”

"I beat him up."

6 hours ago, Continental Op said:

Sounds like Catman might have put Tony's ass in a sling.

I doubt it. He was the MVP of that first night, but catman probably talked to him and said that was great but it's one of those things that will get old really fast if he does it again so a one-time one off surprise performance was good enough and to leave it at that. 

I got tired of the Tony shit before I heard any of it.

Now I just I feel like I've been in jail for the last hour. Bored to tears.

Whatever man. That was the best thing corny has done in years. 

Hunter, Hunter Hunter, Hunter Hunter, Hunter Pence

Love George's take on Porzingis.  I agree with him that if the league isn't going suspend these players for going to clubs then the teams should step up and do it.  I think Porzingis would really appreciate the Mavericks tough love approach and sign a long term deal for pennies on the dollar.

Who also aren’t signed long term. Idiotic take by boring George.

27 minutes ago, threesheets said:

Sanctimonious George is almost as good as Sanctimonious Norm.  

Simple Sanctimonious George

Corby doesn't even know what black tees are. JFC

A Ticket “commercial” quandary that has been vexing me as of late: there is a 5 second commercial/jingle that seemingly plays at random times in which I think the second line is “expressions of love”.

Two questions

1. What is actually being said in that commercial?

2. Why is that commercial played at all? It seems to be tacked on to the end (or beginning) of random commercials with no pattern I can discern. Is it perhaps a filler when certain other commercials run short of whatever is the normal commercial time?

Asking the tough questions...

Similarly, does that dude say “go mohawk“ or “grow a mohawk?”

Leeroy Jenkins talk will always be funny. 

Leroy was fake? What's next, no Easter Bunny?

2 hours ago, mdleast said:

A Ticket “commercial” quandary that has been vexing me as of late: there is a 5 second commercial/jingle that seemingly plays at random times in which I think the second line is “expressions of love”.

Two questions
 that the station uses to swe
1. What is actually being said in that commercial?

2. Why is that commercial played at all? It seems to be tacked on to the end (or beginning) of random commercials with no pattern I can discern. Is it perhaps a filler when certain other commercials run short of whatever is the normal commercial time?

Asking the tough questions...

McShan Florist.  I haven't figured out the rest of the jingle either unfortunately.  And I hate it.  

Those are billboards.  They come in :5s/:10s/:15s.  The :5s are usually an added value branding opportunity/sweetener, but the advertisers always try to get a spot out of it and cram too much shit into a small amount of time.  That's why you have that "Mr. Restore" jingle that's so sped up it sounds stupid.  But then there's the folks that go with less is more and still end up sounding ridiculous, like the one that just says "American Leak Detection" out of nowhere then it's on to the next ad.  Put a "dot com" at the end at least dumb ass.  

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My mom worked at McShans when she was pregnant with me. Hits close to home

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McShann Florist...for your expressions of loveeeeeeeeee


I never knew what the lady was saying at the beginning until now. 

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Man, I'm not hearing that. I hear "your expression's our (something)..."

I'm sure I'm way off.  This could be like that dress that broke the internet.

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Wait it was so obvious I missed it originally. Upon re-listening to it she’s clearly saying “doing the Greggo”

12 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Wait it was so obvious I missed it originally. Upon re-listening to it she’s clearly saying “doing the Greggo”

no.  it is 100% yanny.

Hunter, hunterhunter, hunterhunter, hunterhunter

Can't wait to hear Corbles wax poetic about GoT's epic finish. He was so late to this show and raves about how awesome it is -- when it's been everything but since he latched onto the show.

dusty hair-matted mucus cave


“Tinkle spit” — best My Dad Earl of all time

My dad Earl…the large ebony philanderer who before he was planted in a unmarked grave in Manhattan KS by a bitter widow once got so hornied up after eating a particularly good Chinese meal that he signed up to be drafted by the Korean war so that he can travel to Vietnam and fight the Germans to get close to the Taiwanese Malaysians from Japan where he could sniff out the ovulation trail of some Mexican Asian bride who would try to run from his air humping hips all the way across the Himalayas to get away from him but he was so full of pre me too that he had to chase her for 6 months until he finally tackled her in a mid-western wheat field and made her fall in love with him long enough to force his Viagra engorged tinkle stick into her dusty hair matted mucus cave so that 9 months later he had to climb up a transformer pole to a bald eagles nest and squat over a shredded copy of the constitution and welp out a bm bottom baby that would someday cheat on a Swedish supermodel and win 15 majors before doing this very interview. He says hi.

Flintstones talk not going away.

holy shit, that TAG audio is greatness. 

Corby seriously needs to shut up when talking about music. Dismisses Counting Crows saying they’re just just an average milk toast band with only one decent album.

Try three awesome fucking albums and I would much rather see them (seen them twice) then the fucking Dead or Foo Fighters which he thinks is one of the two biggest bands in the world

You had me at Corby needs to shut up.

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