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If BaD Radio isn't on from 3-7 p.m. ...

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Loved the Greggo “yeah” drop when they mentioned the drug bust with 16 bags of cocaine during Community Quick Hits. 

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  • And I did. Just because it's "the way it is" doesn't mean it's not disappointing when the time comes to accept that the business is the business. The Ticket is an incredible thing. There's a reas

  • Still going with that bit? What if I gave you a shoutout from my verified (cue Vivaldi) Twitter account?   

  • He looks like mark mcgwire fucked Tom kite.

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Junior mentions all these movies filmed in west Texas and no No Country For Old Men.  Come on man.

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1 hour ago, SameSame said:

What the fuck is going on?

Gordo's 8:40 bit was "Man Trying To Have a Period".

1 hour ago, DigDug said:

Junior mentions all these movies filmed in west Texas and no No Country For Old Men.  Come on man.

Maybe I misheard, but didn't he say something like "of course No Country" in the beginning? 

8 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Maybe I misheard, but didn't he say something like "of course No Country" in the beginning? 

I may have missed it. 

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Well here's a tip, listen to the show.

junior had never heard of “there will be blood”.   fuck that guy.  

52 minutes ago, futureman said:

junior had never heard of “there will be blood”.   fuck that guy.  

I like how after it was explained to him how it was such a big movie with DDL and won Oscars, his response was that sounds familiar.

How come I’m just learning of Norm’s “We done, bitches” drop?  Holy shit. I’m dying in here. 

3 hours ago, sasquatch69 said:

Gordo's 8:40 bit was "Man Trying To Have a Period".

I was lulzing afterwards when they were talking about Emmitt leaving the studio and turning on the Ticket to see if they were talking about his interview only to hear "Man Trying To Have a Period"

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Carwrapcity.com is an interesting ad buy for the Ticket to receive. 

3 hours ago, futureman said:

junior had never heard of “there will be blood”.   fuck that guy.  

 

4 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Maybe I misheard, but didn't he say something like "of course No Country" in the beginning? 

 

4 hours ago, DigDug said:

I may have missed it. 

Pretty sure that was the first one he mentioned.

4 hours ago, mdmost said:

Well here's a tip, listen to the show.

Dick.

4 hours ago, sasquatch69 said:

Gordo's 8:40 bit was "Man Trying To Have a Period".

Not sure they need to bring that one back.

This entire show about that stupid baseball game is inthralling.  They are laughing like its the greatest story ever told, so lame...

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4 hours ago, C-Man said:

 

 

Pretty sure that was the first one he mentioned.

Dick.

Not sure they need to bring that one back.

You two could start a group "The Guys Who Listen To The Ticket But Never Actually Listen To The Ticket".  TGWLTTTBNALTTT

Friday is going to be an Orphanage reunion on the Hardline.  Mike has a gig, so Gen X Davey will be filling in.  And they'll be at Lava Cantina in the Colony for some birthday bash featuring Pauly D from Jersey Shore.  Cougar central.  I hope Dawn Arredando shows up.

That should be an awesome show.  Gen X Davey doing the concert calendar will be gold.

5 hours ago, Mileslong said:

This entire show about that stupid baseball game is inthralling.  They are laughing like its the greatest story ever told, so lame...

I’m out on that baseball game. Boring as shit.

26 minutes ago, SameSame said:

This talk about bowls and shit is just fascinating.

it’s the musers rapping about random shit.  they’ve been doing it for 24 years

I love those buttfuckin blueberries...

I’m not screaming into your fucking rectum just because all you motherfuckin people are fuckin literalists. 

I hope whoever wrote this she-shed commercial on iheart radio gets super aids.

The story about the apple he had was interesting.  Weird to think that is all just going on in Gordo's head.

39 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The fake Charles Manson is so wild ass. 😂 

that grave, it ain’t my cradle; my cradle is the grave.  I’ve just been born, I’ve been sucklin’ off the knowledge of the universe and after my belly fills with the milk of all that you don’t want me to know I’m gonna spread my dewey wings, I’m gonna dry ‘em in the sun and fly over your house while you’re busy on top of your wife fantasizing about somebody that can actually make you happy, jack. 

I reject your zip-ties and your human lies that keep my hands locked behind my back.  no thanks, captain america.  I’m gonna keep my hands in front of me so I can karate-chop your illusions in half and find freedom on my space shuttle to jesus-ville. 

That thing when Corby labels a song, show, movie, etc as “safe”....

Because he’s so “edgy” and all...

They're in there drinking and partying and throwing frisbees...Just like Bosnia

I am Kanye illiterate. What was the track they were playing yesterday on BaD radio as the best Kanye song?

good job charlie, you created 50 widgets in 8 hours on a day of your life that we stole from you for 100 bucks. 

 

can’t get enough fake manson

2 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

I am Kanye illiterate. What was the track they were playing yesterday on BaD radio as the best Kanye song?

Gone

 

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On 5/1/2018 at 1:34 PM, mdmost said:

Carwrapcity.com is an interesting ad buy for the Ticket to receive. 

That jingle is fucking fire tho.

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Nah, I can't go for that. No can do.

Did he blow the delivery boy?

3 hours ago, RPM said:

Did he blow the delivery boy?

here’s a tip: listen to the station.  

1 hour ago, futureman said:

here’s a tip: listen to the station.  

I bail after WTDS. 

I wish they would bring back Davey Lane full time and put him with someone like Sirous maybe in place of Norm n D.

I wouldn’t mind have Danny and Davey back in that slot. Little sports but at least I could laugh.

3 hours ago, Mileslong said:

I wish they would bring back Davey Lane full time and put him with someone like Sirous maybe in place of Norm n D.

I wouldn’t mind have Danny and Davey back in that slot. Little sports but at least I could laugh.

norm will be dead soon.  patience. 

If I wanted to watch All or Nothing - Cowboys Edition, I'd watch it.  I don't need each show to do a segment on each episode.  

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It's the offseason. What would you like them to talk about? NBA playoffs involving not the Mavericks? The Rangers and how bad they suck? You seem unfamiliar with Bob if you didn't think he would be all over this show. 

The show is pretty interesting and gives a LOT of content to discuss.

Plus they got those big ass blueberries! I love those butt fucking blueberries!

ok let me have some fuckin waffles, and none of that bullshit waffle mix from the goddamn store, I’m talkin home-fuckin-made waffles. 

I think this year’s Summer Bash song definitely needs to be based on that fly song advertising carwrapcity.com...

...city.com...

...city.com...

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