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Dunham getting his trim on Sept 6.   
Can't wait. 



Looks like fox4natalie was at her bachelorette weekend last weekend. Which means Junes is getting married during football season.

1 hour ago, nolongerU2horn said:

Looks like fox4natalie was at her bachelorette weekend last weekend. Which means Junes is getting married during football season.

 

He’s getting cucked earlier than his previous relationships. 

57 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Shocking. 

Natalie: "The only time the church and reception place are available is the afternoon of Oct 12th."

Junes: (whining) "But that's during the OU-Texas* game."

Natalie: "Sorry. If you want to marry me, that's the deal."

Junes: "Oh, ok. I guess. Love you, Schmoopy."

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* is for accuracy's sake

I never grew up referring to it as Texas-OU. Always grew up with my parents and their friends talking about “y’all goin up for OU weekend?”  It was always OU weekend. 


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corby: step brothers was before talladega nights. 

dan: it was?

corby: oh yeah, for sure. 

 

corby is goddamned useless. 

What time does the Jubhawk go down Fri morning? The barbershop is right down the street from the house and this is something I’d like to see.

Actually, it might be week from this Friday so they probably don’t have a time yet. It’s at the Boardroom Barbershop at Inwood Village (Lovers/Inwood), I think.

Interesting interview with Travolta.  Weirdo Scientologist and was hoping Gordon would go down that path and make everyone uncomfortable.  Alas, not the case.  

Good interview.  I didn't know at all that Travolta was such an accomplished pilot and that he's always trained in Dallas.

I guess if you can fly a 747 you're probably considered pretty damn accomplished.  I knew he could fly but not to that level.

let’s give a warm welcome to the wick-ed-ly talented miss adel dazeen. 

1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

I guess if you can fly a 747 you're probably considered pretty damn accomplished.  I knew he could fly but not to that level.

Just being a celebrity who flies planes for this long and hasn't offed himself in a fiery crash is a pretty big accomplishment. 

18 hours ago, C-Man said:

Actually, it might be week from this Friday so they probably don’t have a time yet. It’s at the Boardroom Barbershop at Inwood Village (Lovers/Inwood), I think.

Thought about going but there will be a ton of pics going around so don't see the point in the hassle. 

9 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

Thought about going but there will be a ton of pics going around so don't see the point in the hassle. 

It's just right up the street from the house. Pick up a latte from Drip and head over to watch Simple George's head get shaved. Sounds like a hell of a side-trip on the way downtown!

49 minutes ago, C-Man said:

It's just right up the street from the house. Pick up a latte from Drip and head over to watch Simple George's head get shaved. Sounds like a hell of a side-trip on the way downtown!

This needs to happen. With pics/video of course. 

2 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

Just being a celebrity who flies planes for this long and hasn't offed himself in a fiery crash is a pretty big accomplishment. 

Well he is going to fly his vintage Qantas 707 to Australia in November, so there's a chance.

Danny blowing up Corby for calling himself an announcer. Ding goo at his best. And it was pissing Corby off which was even better. 

2 hours ago, RPM said:

Well he is going to fly his vintage Qantas 707 to Australia in November, so there's a chance.

he will not fly it.  from the article:

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Part of the 707 handover involves registering it as an Australian aircraft, which means Travolta will not be allowed to be in the cockpit as originally hoped.

he is going to be a passenger, though.

Can't believe I'm siding with Craig Miller.   Get over this Carly Lloyd thing about being an NFL kicker.  Dear Lord. 

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Nice, docking humor. 

40 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Can't believe I'm siding with Craig Miller.   Get over this Carly Lloyd thing about being an NFL kicker.  Dear Lord. 

maybe the cowboys could sign her to a contract to make sandwiches for all the real athletes.  stupid frau. 

That interview with Deion was fine and all but I feel like they really missed out on an opportunity by not also having on the talking brush that his daughter got him. I, for one, wanted to hear it say “Prime Time is back!”

So if a special teams LB lays her out cold on the field after a blocked kick is it a 6 game suspension for domestic violence against women? 

22 hours ago, C-Man said:

It's just right up the street from the house. Pick up a latte from Drip and head over to watch Simple George's head get shaved. Sounds like a hell of a side-trip on the way downtown!

Depending on what time the haircut happens, I may swing by. They may do it for the 8:40 bit since that’s usually a throwaway segment on Friday. 

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2 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Can't believe I'm siding with Craig Miller.   Get over this Carly Lloyd thing about being an NFL kicker.  Dear Lord. 

Yeah, that's silly. I keep hearing she made a 55-yarder but the one that keeps floating around the internet doesn't show that. You can't tell how far it is but the ball is most definitely not on the 45 because it's between yard lines.

5 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Depending on what time the haircut happens, I may swing by. They may do it for the 8:40 bit since that’s usually a throwaway segment on Friday. 

If you go, hit me up. I'll meet you there.

19 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Yeah, that's silly. I keep hearing she made a 55-yarder but the one that keeps floating around the internet doesn't show that. You can't tell how far it is but the ball is most definitely not on the 45 because it's between yard lines.

If you go, hit me up. I'll meet you there.

Will do. I’m thinking I’m gonna go. 

I really wish they would talk about the Zeke thing more.  Holy fuck I hate sports radio right now.

20 hours ago, pops said:

Danny blowing up Corby for calling himself an announcer. Ding goo at his best. And it was pissing Corby off which was even better. 

he also called out Corby's assertion that some Alamo draft house location was the original (it was a more recent addition) and piled on with "hurts to miss that one" 

Anyone else catch Corby's Freudian slip yesterday when they were talking about Chris Long and weed?  He was talking about how Long was the perfect spokesman for that cause and said they didn't need someone like David Irving to "carry the spear."

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Yeah, that's silly. I keep hearing she made a 55-yarder but the one that keeps floating around the internet doesn't show that. You can't tell how far it is but the ball is most definitely not on the 45 because it's between yard lines.

 

She also took about 8 steps to kick it, not the 2-3 actual FG kickers get.

Drunk Sirois audio was great. Anyone go to Fight Night? 

22 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

he also called out Corby's assertion that some Alamo draft house location was the original (it was a more recent addition) and piled on with "hurts to miss that one" 

Meh. He says far stupider shit that needs to be called out than that. I can't remember the order but I think the first Alamo in DFW was pretty far north. The next one was probably the one by South Side, maybe the one over near Skillman/NW Highway and then Las Colinas. But I don't really remember.

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Richardson was first. Then South Side opened around 4 years ago. Lake Highlands, Las Colinas and Denton have all been in the past couple years. 

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Christ, you're stupid. I teed up the Richardddddson drop for you. 

What year is this?


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