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If BaD Radio isn't on from 3-7 p.m. ...

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1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

George said this morning that he’ll get the Jubhawk at 8:15 am on Friday. 

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corby is just so bad.  killer, ty walker, and blake are better than him.  everyone is better than him.  he’s the biggest impediment to me listening to the station.  I hope he has a freak accident that robs him of his ability to speak. 

I’m considering finally getting a twitter so I can tell him he fucking sucks at least once a day.  

8 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Drew, Vic, Junior and Derka are better than you. Oh, and my t-ball coach Gus, he’s better than you too. 

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Joel Klatt. 

Joel didn't say it, but that dude thinks LSU is gonna win the game. But then again, so does Vegas.

Joel didn't say it, but that dude thinks LSU is gonna win the game. But then again, so does Vegas.


I’d say the majority of opinions I’ve heard on the various CFB podcasts I’ve listened to are LSU winning...though most of those also have Texas keeping it close and covering the spread.
26 minutes ago, LonghornJones said:

Joel didn't say it, but that dude thinks LSU is gonna win the game. But then again, so does Vegas.

I certainly don't think that's an unreasonable position to take. aggy, OTOH, is going to be mudholed by Clemson.

LSU is definitely considered the favorite and I think a lot if it has to do with 1) the numbers Texas lost on defense and 2) the national bullshit narrative discounting the ass whipping of Georgia because Georgia was all sad about choking to Saban. 

I think what the national media doesn't know is the speed and explosion on the outside and in the slot Texas has that they didn't have last year. Everyone knows about CJ but nobody nationally knows about Eagles, Duvernay, and Jake Smith. I also don't think the national media knows how improved Texas offensive line looks to be. 

They think LSU defensive front will control the line of scrimmage and that Texas doesn't have explosion in the passing game. I can see Eagles, Johnson, etc exploding for 4 + touchdowns combined in this one. 

how long does it take you to type all that?  do you think people are reading it?

1 hour ago, futureman said:

how long does it take you to type all that?  do you think people are reading it?

I don't type anything. Everything I post is voice to text on my phone. Takes about 10 seconds. I'm sure someone reads it, it's fucking brilliant.

3 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

I don't type anything. Everything I post is voice to text on my phone. Takes about 10 seconds. I'm sure someone reads it, it's fucking brilliant.

this is an odd thing to lie about.  but then again you’re a sad little man. 

On 9/3/2019 at 3:29 PM, Wally Pryor said:

And Charlotte Anderson is doing the honors. 

She's skipping out on it.   I guess it's TBD on who is going to carve up Dunham.

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1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

She's skipping out on it.   I guess it's TBD on who is going to carve up Dunham.

Spaulding, if he says yes. 

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Whappity bappity

13 minutes ago, futureman said:

Spaulding, if he says yes. 

Yeah, heard them throw that out yesterday but didn't hear any updates today.  We'll see. 

32 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Whappity bappity

Dale doing fake Dale kinda blows my mind. 

1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

She's skipping out on it.   I guess it's TBD on who is going to carve up Dunham.

What happened to Charlotte?

They said the other day that Charlotte Britches has to go to her son’s pep rally.

12 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

I don't type anything. Everything I post is voice to text on my phone. Takes about 10 seconds. I'm sure someone reads it, it's fucking brilliant.

bullshit.  not nearly enough spelling errors and wrong words used.

16 minutes ago, mdleast said:

They said the other day that Charlotte Britches has to go to her son’s pep rally.

I think he's a WR on HP's team.   Copter is open at that time so she's taking it, even if HP is only 2 miles from her house.  

1 hour ago, Landomatic said:

What happened to Charlotte?

 

1 hour ago, mdleast said:

They said the other day that Charlotte Britches has to go to her son’s pep rally.

HP pep rally -- the event that's got all the Park Cities helicopter parent pearl-clutchers in a tizzy on FB.

1 hour ago, NOMAAA said:

bullshit.  not nearly enough spelling errors and wrong words used.

It happens from time to time, sometimes I correct it. Sometimes I don't. Thing is I use it for everything and have for a long time and the more you use it the better it gets in voice recognition. Also if you speak at a moderate pace and clearly enunciate it is way more accurate. 

Or it could just be that you rubes speak like a bunch of inbred hillbillies.

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15 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

HP pep rally -- the event that's got all the Park Cities helicopter parent pearl-clutchers in a tizzy on FB.

I may regret asking but why?

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I may regret asking but why?

Due to ongoing construction/renovation at the HS they are having to limit the number of people who can attend the Friday pep rallies. Apparently it's a thing for the parents to attend these as well as the students. Due to the fire code, they are limited on how many people can attend due to construction. They're having to limit it to two HS classes per pep rally and are rotating them. The seniors get to go every week while the juniors, sophomores and freshmen alternate until construction is complete. Many of the parents don't like being told they can't or shouldn't go by other Park Cities folks, who say it's for the kids and not the parents. It's been an interesting follow on FB. (I know some wonderful people in the PC but goddammit they can be really fucking silly sometimes.) Banning the parents, though, apparently doesn't open up enough spots for an entire additional class of students to attend.

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Is it normal for parents to come to pep rallies?  I don't remember mine ever coming to one, maybe homecoming but don't think so.

It is HP. Shit ain't normal there

2 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said:

Is it normal for parents to come to pep rallies?  I don't remember mine ever coming to one, maybe homecoming but don't think so.

It’s normal at HP.  I’ve never gone to one, but according to my kid, it’s mostly the parents of kids who have a role in the pep rally.  I’ll probably check one out at some point before the season ends.  But I figure I’ve got until damn near Christmas to figure that out.

1 hour ago, Junior Miller said:

Or it could just be that you rubes speak like a bunch of inbred hillbillies.

Yeah everyone else here is an inbred rube that speaks like a hillbilly.

Here’s a tip...when you meet an asshole on the internet, you’ve met an asshole on the internet.  When you meet a bunch of assholes on the internet...you’re the asshole.

1 hour ago, Landomatic said:

It’s normal at HP.  I’ve never gone to one, but according to my kid, it’s mostly the parents of kids who have a role in the pep rally.  I’ll probably check one out at some point before the season ends.  But I figure I’ve got until damn near Christmas to figure that out.

Aren't you gonna be a little outta place with no kids in school there?

3 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

It happens from time to time, sometimes I correct it. Sometimes I don't. Thing is I use it for everything and have for a long time and the more you use it the better it gets in voice recognition. Also if you speak at a moderate pace and clearly enunciate it is way more accurate. 

Or it could just be that you rubes speak like a bunch of inbred hillbillies.

you don’t have talk to type.  you take 10 minutes at a time to type long winded responses that people won’t read because you’re a pussy seeking validation.  sad. 

13 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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Keep posting pics. Thanks.

 

 

27 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

less cassidy.

why do you hate christmas 

The crowd at that place looks like a fucking Dockers commercial. 

2 minutes ago, threesheets said:

The crowd at that place looks like a fucking Dockers commercial. 

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Was he just on the air too? Double highlight.

 

Just now, mdleast said:

I think he was just on the air too? Double highlight.

thats what i was referring to.

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