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If BaD Radio isn't on from 3-7 p.m. ...

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  • And I did. Just because it's "the way it is" doesn't mean it's not disappointing when the time comes to accept that the business is the business. The Ticket is an incredible thing. There's a reas

  • Still going with that bit? What if I gave you a shoutout from my verified (cue Vivaldi) Twitter account?   

  • He looks like mark mcgwire fucked Tom kite.

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22 minutes ago, Ths71 said:

How come they have fake Mac Brown, fake Bevo, fake McConaughey but no fake Switzer, Kyler, Stoops, etc?


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Because nobody gives a fuck about the fake Toby Keith or the fake Sooner Schooner. 

18 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

Due to elevated mercury levels you aren't recommended to eat more than 12 ounces of salmon a week. Sounds like Dan is eating aprox 40 or more ounces a week every week. That much mercury intake completely negates any positive effects of eating fish for lunch. 

Funny enough, this sounds exactly like something the real Junes would say.

My new throw pillow:

TEXAS LONGHORNS-

Funnier then OU!

Because nobody gives a fuck about the fake Toby Keith or the fake Sooner Schooner. 


Hell they used to rip Toby Keith until coby started sucking his dick. Now even Danny barely makes a joke about him or his music

Toby Keith is a living embodiment of damn near everything that's wrong with this fucking country

4 hours ago, Ths71 said:

My new throw pillow:

TEXAS LONGHORNS-

Funnier then OU!

than

than

Damn! Gonna be a bitch restitching that.


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They both suck. You should have No Ragrets. 

I ragret nothing!


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How come they have fake Mac Brown, fake Bevo, fake McConaughey but no fake Switzer, Kyler, Stoops, etc?


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Yeah and that’s not even what Bevo’s voice sounds like
56 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

less cassidy.

 

51 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

DADE!!!

 

made me laugh. 

real cassidy is great.  fake cassidy ain’t bad either. 

the p1 can’t vote for shit.  judo cheated out of another ebrake.

18 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

Toby Keith is a living embodiment of damn near everything that's wrong with this fucking country

The story of Moby Teeth getting told off by Kris Kristofferson was great. I might listen to Peter Cooper tell it again just to get hyped.

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DAN, YOU MAKE A JOKE OUT OF DAMN EVERYTHING! THIS IS SERIOUS!

Are they really doing Arizona Cardinal highlights in their ticker just so they can drool all over Kyler Murray because he barely won a second game?  So, because they basically have a "Cowboys (and NFL) talk only" policy on Mondays and they're having to table Texas ou talk until tomorrow, that's Junior Miller's way to get his daily dose of ousux knob slobbing in?  What a little bitch.

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Junior directs Ticket Ticker content? You realize everyone at that station is infatuated with Kyler? It's not just the Sooners at the station. 

Wait, did they say the Stars on at 2:00 today????

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Yep. What better way to break up a Cowboys Loss Monday than with the radio broadcast of a hockey that's exact same broadcast, word for word, that you can get watching the hockey game on TV? They may need a Crow Line just for this stupid idea. 

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2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Junior directs Ticket Ticker content? You realize everyone at that station is infatuated with Kyler? It's not just the Sooners at the station. 

Tickers during his morning show?  Yeah, I'd be shocked if he didn't have some input.  You may be right about everyone's infatuation with Kyler Murray, but most of it comes from Junior and Corby.  Kind of like Baker Mayfield.  But I didn't hear any Browns highlights in the ticker this morning.

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On 10/10/2019 at 12:01 PM, TornACL said:

Because nobody gives a fuck about the fake Toby Keith or the fake Sooner Schooner. 

not sure what would be funnier - fake Toby Keith or real Toby Keith

2 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Tickers during his morning show?  Yeah, I'd be shocked if he didn't have some input.  You may be right about everyone's infatuation with Kyler Murray, but most of it comes from Junior and Corby.  Kind of like Baker Mayfield.  But I didn't hear any Browns highlights in the ticker this morning.

I bet Junior barely even listens to the morning Tickers.

Well I'm pissed. I didn't make the Crow Line and there's daytime hockey. 

That's a lot like your parents walking in on you masturbating. Good start, but it's lacked a strong finish. 

And at 5:08 the Hardline commences. How will they jam all of their Cowboys Loss Monday saturation into just a little less than 2 hours?

challenge accepted. 

I really, really enjoy the morning show on days when Gordo decides to straight up own George for the length of the show.  I wonder why he gets so bent about Kacy Musgraves.  Guessing he thinks she knows who he is and it might get back to her.  Right.

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I mean they're "in the same industry". 

Surely they can actually find somebody with personality... the whole segment history between witten, lee, lve is almost automatic tune out cept for a little lee sometimes

I liked Bob's mini bear trap moment of asking if maybe it was the vertigo that caused LVE to play so horrible against GB.

fuck corby


Oh great. Corby talking OU football.

LVE is either dumb as a box of rocks or is only doing Bad Radio because of a stipulation in his Cowboys contract and hopes they die. It's an instant punch out.

32 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Oh great. Corby talking OU football.

 

he took a shot at sam during wtds

1 hour ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

He was so smug in his presentation of how UT just can’t catch up to OU.
EABOD snake.

he’s a smug fuck and I hate him without even taking into account the OU stuff.  but he has bragging rights.  OU has owned the bigXII since its inception and we haven’t flipped that script.  and it definitely is a fucking drag.  hopefully we can win our first conference championship in a goddamn decade at jerryworld in a few more weeks.

1 minute ago, Dr. Beeper said:

There are dorks that actually do this and this isn’t all a Ticket bit?

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2 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

LVE is either dumb as a box of rocks or is only doing Bad Radio because of a stipulation in his Cowboys contract and hopes they die. It's an instant punch out.

All I can figure is that the radio gods have determined that if we are to get Joel Klatt we are also going to have to be subjected to LVE. He's must miss radio now. His bag of nothing is so big it echoes.

3 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

LVE is either dumb as a box of rocks or is only doing Bad Radio because of a stipulation in his Cowboys contract and hopes they die. It's an instant punch out.

I assume he signed some kind of contract with the ticket to appear weekly and he’s financially compensated for it.  he does not seem to enjoy it but before the season it probably seemed like easy money. 

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@NOMAAA's favorite band. The Bravery, featured on that last Musers segment. And up next, this group favorite fake characters, The Touchdown Brothers!

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wasnt listening.  havent seen the bravery talked about in years.

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