October 10, 20196 yr 22 minutes ago, Ths71 said: How come they have fake Mac Brown, fake Bevo, fake McConaughey but no fake Switzer, Kyler, Stoops, etc? Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Because nobody gives a fuck about the fake Toby Keith or the fake Sooner Schooner.
October 10, 20196 yr 18 hours ago, Junior Miller said: Due to elevated mercury levels you aren't recommended to eat more than 12 ounces of salmon a week. Sounds like Dan is eating aprox 40 or more ounces a week every week. That much mercury intake completely negates any positive effects of eating fish for lunch. Funny enough, this sounds exactly like something the real Junes would say.
October 10, 20196 yr Because nobody gives a fuck about the fake Toby Keith or the fake Sooner Schooner. Hell they used to rip Toby Keith until coby started sucking his dick. Now even Danny barely makes a joke about him or his music
October 10, 20196 yr Toby Keith is a living embodiment of damn near everything that's wrong with this fucking country
October 10, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, Ths71 said: My new throw pillow: TEXAS LONGHORNS- Funnier then OU! than
October 10, 20196 yr They both suck. You should have No Ragrets. I ragret nothing!Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
October 11, 20196 yr How come they have fake Mac Brown, fake Bevo, fake McConaughey but no fake Switzer, Kyler, Stoops, etc?Sent from my iPad using TapatalkYeah and that’s not even what Bevo’s voice sounds like
October 11, 20196 yr 56 minutes ago, NOMAAA said: less cassidy. 51 minutes ago, NOMAAA said: DADE!!! made me laugh. real cassidy is great. fake cassidy ain’t bad either.
October 11, 20196 yr 18 hours ago, Junior Miller said: Toby Keith is a living embodiment of damn near everything that's wrong with this fucking country The story of Moby Teeth getting told off by Kris Kristofferson was great. I might listen to Peter Cooper tell it again just to get hyped.
October 14, 20196 yr Are they really doing Arizona Cardinal highlights in their ticker just so they can drool all over Kyler Murray because he barely won a second game? So, because they basically have a "Cowboys (and NFL) talk only" policy on Mondays and they're having to table Texas ou talk until tomorrow, that's Junior Miller's way to get his daily dose of ousux knob slobbing in? What a little bitch.
October 14, 20196 yr Author Junior directs Ticket Ticker content? You realize everyone at that station is infatuated with Kyler? It's not just the Sooners at the station.
October 14, 20196 yr Author Yep. What better way to break up a Cowboys Loss Monday than with the radio broadcast of a hockey that's exact same broadcast, word for word, that you can get watching the hockey game on TV? They may need a Crow Line just for this stupid idea. Edited October 14, 20196 yr by mdmost
October 14, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, mdmost said: Junior directs Ticket Ticker content? You realize everyone at that station is infatuated with Kyler? It's not just the Sooners at the station. Tickers during his morning show? Yeah, I'd be shocked if he didn't have some input. You may be right about everyone's infatuation with Kyler Murray, but most of it comes from Junior and Corby. Kind of like Baker Mayfield. But I didn't hear any Browns highlights in the ticker this morning. Edited October 14, 20196 yr by Landomatic
October 14, 20196 yr On 10/10/2019 at 12:01 PM, TornACL said: Because nobody gives a fuck about the fake Toby Keith or the fake Sooner Schooner. not sure what would be funnier - fake Toby Keith or real Toby Keith
October 14, 20196 yr Moby Teeth. There's a precedent for the name. He's fertile ground for comedy. Crow line at 130.
October 14, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Landomatic said: Tickers during his morning show? Yeah, I'd be shocked if he didn't have some input. You may be right about everyone's infatuation with Kyler Murray, but most of it comes from Junior and Corby. Kind of like Baker Mayfield. But I didn't hear any Browns highlights in the ticker this morning. I bet Junior barely even listens to the morning Tickers.
October 14, 20196 yr That's a lot like your parents walking in on you masturbating. Good start, but it's lacked a strong finish.
October 14, 20196 yr And at 5:08 the Hardline commences. How will they jam all of their Cowboys Loss Monday saturation into just a little less than 2 hours?
October 15, 20196 yr The Hardline should start at 5:08 every day and Mike's mind should be an hour long.
October 15, 20196 yr I really, really enjoy the morning show on days when Gordo decides to straight up own George for the length of the show. I wonder why he gets so bent about Kacy Musgraves. Guessing he thinks she knows who he is and it might get back to her. Right.
October 15, 20196 yr Surely they can actually find somebody with personality... the whole segment history between witten, lee, lve is almost automatic tune out cept for a little lee sometimes
October 15, 20196 yr I liked Bob's mini bear trap moment of asking if maybe it was the vertigo that caused LVE to play so horrible against GB.
October 15, 20196 yr LVE is either dumb as a box of rocks or is only doing Bad Radio because of a stipulation in his Cowboys contract and hopes they die. It's an instant punch out.
October 15, 20196 yr 32 minutes ago, C-Man said: Oh great. Corby talking OU football. he took a shot at sam during wtds
October 15, 20196 yr He was so smug in his presentation of how UT just can’t catch up to OU. EABOD snake.
October 16, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said: He was so smug in his presentation of how UT just can’t catch up to OU. EABOD snake. he’s a smug fuck and I hate him without even taking into account the OU stuff. but he has bragging rights. OU has owned the bigXII since its inception and we haven’t flipped that script. and it definitely is a fucking drag. hopefully we can win our first conference championship in a goddamn decade at jerryworld in a few more weeks.
October 16, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, Dr. Beeper said: There are dorks that actually do this and this isn’t all a Ticket bit?
October 16, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, HRSchenker said: LVE is either dumb as a box of rocks or is only doing Bad Radio because of a stipulation in his Cowboys contract and hopes they die. It's an instant punch out. All I can figure is that the radio gods have determined that if we are to get Joel Klatt we are also going to have to be subjected to LVE. He's must miss radio now. His bag of nothing is so big it echoes.
October 16, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, HRSchenker said: LVE is either dumb as a box of rocks or is only doing Bad Radio because of a stipulation in his Cowboys contract and hopes they die. It's an instant punch out. I assume he signed some kind of contract with the ticket to appear weekly and he’s financially compensated for it. he does not seem to enjoy it but before the season it probably seemed like easy money.
October 16, 20196 yr Author @NOMAAA's favorite band. The Bravery, featured on that last Musers segment. And up next, this group favorite fake characters, The Touchdown Brothers! Edited October 16, 20196 yr by mdmost
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