March 29, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, honolulu horn said: Q: How do you spell "ninjas?" A: "s." The ninja is silent. Wouldn't that be "pronounce", not "spell"?
March 29, 20187 yr (Works better said outloud, not read) Q: How do you think the unthinkable? A: With an ithberg.
March 29, 20187 yr 14 hours ago, Buffsoldier said: Wouldn't that be "pronounce", not "spell"? That's what makes it so lame What's the difference between a Mexican and a stoner? A stoner always has papers
March 29, 20187 yr Q: What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A: Pokemon (better in a Jamaican accent)
March 30, 20187 yr What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged. Apparently spoiler tags aren't working in Tapa.
March 31, 20187 yr Q: What do you get when you breed a ground hog and a Texas a&m football player? A: Six more weeks of bad football.
March 31, 20187 yr What’s the difference between Kyle field and a porcupine? a porcupine has 100,000 pricks on the outside.
April 2, 20187 yr Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa. Edited April 2, 20187 yr by Walden Ponderer
April 2, 20187 yr I was playing chess with a friend of mine when out of the blue he says "Let's make this interesting." So we stopped playing chess.
April 2, 20187 yr A mushroom walks into a bar, and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind around here." The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fungi" (fun guy - get it?) OK, I better quit before I get carried away.
April 3, 20187 yr A skeleton walks into a bar. he says “Give me a beer and a mop” Edited April 3, 20187 yr by AM Wood
April 6, 20187 yr A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!". Confused, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Steve?"
April 6, 20187 yr A sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says to him as he approaches the bar, “we don’t serve food here!”
April 6, 20187 yr Quote "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!" "Yes, sir. It's fresh ground." Quote How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb? Quote What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
April 7, 20187 yr On 3/29/2018 at 11:44 AM, Kel Varnsen said: Q: Have you ever watched the movie "Constipated"? A: It hasn't come out yet. You hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it it out with a pencil.
April 7, 20187 yr 46 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said: You hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it it out with a pencil.
April 7, 20187 yr A giraffe walks into a bar a yells "hey everyone, highballs on me" Edited April 7, 20187 yr by BurntOrangeCrush
April 7, 20187 yr Why don't women drink beer on the nude beach? They don't like to get sand in their schlitz
April 7, 20187 yr Q.What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill? A.Look! There comes a herd of elephants coming over the hill! Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants wearing sun glasses coming over the hill? A. Nothing. He didn't recognize them. Edited April 8, 20187 yr by burntorangebongos best joke in 3rd grade
April 7, 20187 yr ^That reminds me of one of my favorites. Bunch of muffins are in the oven. Muffin 1 turns to the group and says “is it me or is it really warm in here?” Muffin 2 says, “HOLY SHIT! A talking muffin!”
April 7, 20187 yr Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin says, "Wow! It's really hot in here!" The second muffin says, "AAAHHH! A talking muffin!"
April 7, 20187 yr How is a man like a hardwood floor? Lay him right the first time and you can walk all over him for a lifetime
April 7, 20187 yr What do you get if you are squeezing two small green balls? Kermit the Frog's full attention.
April 8, 20187 yr 16 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said: Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo it could be done. I always heard it was to retrieve the empty Lone Star can from the armadillo.
April 8, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, Homesickhorn said: Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo it could be done.
April 8, 20187 yr Then there was the farmer who got all worried out in the field because he only counted 196 cows, but then he relaxed because when he rounded them up there were 200.
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