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2019 SOTU game thread, starts in about 55 minutes.

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  • Accomplished female members of government being referred to as bitches and hoes and objects to be ass fucked. Or they’re old hags. And y’all wonder why women are pissed all the time and think that G

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    There is not a more beautiful sight than a mother holding her newborn child while the father rawdogs a porn star

"Designated survivor" is none other than Rick fucking Perry. 

I'm rooting for a bolt of lightning to break through the ceiling and simultaneously hit Trump and Pence in their bloated faces.

4 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

 

God might just finish us off tonight

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Looks like RBG didn't make it to the speech.  Also a few others from the US-SC it seems are absent?  

Edit: or do they designate a few of them not to show like Perry?

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Ladies and Gentleman, The Cabinet!  Well, at least until our baboon president capriciously fires one of them during the opening minutes of his speech!

10 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

 

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Got a new TV this weekend. Usually thought extreme color of his tan was the bad color on my TV. Nope. Melania lays in on pretty thick too but hers has more brown than orange.

1 minute ago, Patron said:

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Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Pence and Pelosi showing amazing chemistry 

The only thing they have in common is liking dick.

Just now, Grade of D as in David said:

Fix your tie fatty

Fix his hair as well.   Cotton candy out of control.  

His big boy voice is so annoying. As is his breathing.

Doesnt the speaker usually introduce him? 

2 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

why would anyone watch this?

Train wrecks are hard to look away from. 

Already sick of the ridiculous clapping. 

This is kind of enjoyable on mute, just watching Pelosi's facial expressions.

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Doesnt the speaker usually introduce him? 

No 

Is Pelosi texting while he talks?

are all the congressional women wearing white?

i've been doing bedtime stuff. what's up with that?

Just now, heso said:

Is Pelosi texting while he talks?

I'm into Solitairica right now. I'd be playing the hell out of it.

1 minute ago, heso said:

Already sick of the ridiculous clapping. 

Jfc they gonna clap and give a standing ovation every time this dipshit says something? 

2 minutes ago, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

She's actually more orange than he is tonight.

Yeah, he looks like Dick Gephardt tonight.

This is some paint by the numbers dumb shit lol. Trump looks like he's trying to swallow an egg and this speech is ass. The whole time, he keeps inflecting as he does and there's weird applause pauses all over the place

 

Just now, Grade of D as in David said:

Lol pence is trying so hard not to think about penis right now

Heh - was just about to post that Pence wants Trump's mushroom more than anything he's ever wanted in his life.

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