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  • Does anyone else have a verbal tick when Ted Cruz is shown on the television that makes you uncontrollably yell "fuck you Ted Cruz, you piece of shit"

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Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

He never really had that much to gloat about 2% growth isn't such a great thing, and adding to the welfare rolls doesn't really get my hands clapping.Try some reality next time.

Everything dumb dumb is gloating about started under Barack Obama. This is his economy.

Is that the Kim K relative?  

2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Lulz. Is America Great Again, OnBoard?

Again ?  Its aways been pretty great, would you disagree? It's moving towards a stronger economic picture than 3 years ago for sure.  Why wouldn't everyone be clapping for that success ? 

Jared is creeping on that old lady

1 minute ago, SDG said:

Things are going pretty well for some of us.  

Enjoy your personal prosperity while it lasts. 

I hope Alice has a good recipe for raisin jack she can give me before my family and I get tossed in the can! 

"They said it couldn't be done." (Referring to criminal justice reform.)

No. No they didn't. 

1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

He never really had that much to gloat about 2% growth isn't such a great thing, and adding to the welfare rolls doesn't really get my hands clapping.Try some reality next time.

This is a remarkably uninformed comment.

Just now, TexArcher said:

This is a remarkably uninformed comment.

It was from a remarkably retarded person 

1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Again ?  Its aways been pretty great, would you disagree? It's moving towards a stronger economic picture than 3 years ago for sure.  Why wouldn't everyone be clapping for that success ? 

Some people love misery.

Are Nancy’s dentures loose or does she need a toothpick?

1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Again ?  Its aways been pretty great, would you disagree? It's moving towards a stronger economic picture than 3 years ago for sure.  Why wouldn't everyone be clapping for that success ? 

Well, it's been decidedly not great for a whole lot of people for a very long time.

 

30 bible studies in 2 decades.

 

i mean, just a weird fucking number to throw out

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Just now, David Dennison said:

Everything dumb dumb is gloating about started under Barack Obama. This is his economy.

Nah economies are usually more organic than that presidents don't really affect them.  My comments haven't been about what Trump did . Merely that our economic position is stronger now, and democrats can't even face that fact.  

 

 So be a pastor or study the bible or you don't get released. 

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Accomplished female members of government being referred to as bitches and hoes and objects to be ass fucked. Or they’re old hags.

And y’all wonder why women are pissed all the time and think that Gillette commercial was spot fucking on.

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

Nah economies are usually more organic than that presidents don't really affect them.  My comments haven't been about what Trump did . Merely that our economic position is stronger now, and democrats can't even face that fact.  

It's about the same as it's been since for nearly a decade now.

2 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Are Nancy’s dentures loose or does she need a toothpick?

Botox OD

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

Nah economies are usually more organic than that presidents don't really affect them.  My comments haven't been about what Trump did . Merely that our economic position is stronger now, and democrats can't even face that fact.  

 

We are in the boom phase, you know what comes after that.

Just now, Incredulity said:

Botox OD

Well, Pence can barely move his whole face.

Fuckkk... it's an onslaught

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

It's about the same as it's been since for nearly a decade now.

Nah more like 6 years less in some regions a year or two more in others. 

troops to the border! everyone drink!

"tremendous onslaught" of women and children. we have a moral duty to separate women from their children. right?

Kristjen Nielsen, the person most likely to go straight to hell.

4 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Are Nancy’s dentures loose or does she need a toothpick?

Maybe her huge tits are bothering her

Kristjen looking smart enough to understand her place in history.

4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Accomplished female members of government being referred to as bitches and hoes and objects to be ass fucked. Or they’re old hags.

And y’all wonder why women are pissed all the time and think that Gillette commercial was spot fucking on.

The old hag behind him sitting next to Pence couldn't even applaud five million people getting off of food stamps.  Fuck her.

I want him to say he’ll shut down the country if he doesn’t get his wall.   Want to see Republican Senators cheer that.  

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