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  • Accomplished female members of government being referred to as bitches and hoes and objects to be ass fucked. Or they’re old hags. And y’all wonder why women are pissed all the time and think that G

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#254
Just now, hayden_horn said:

eh, every president brings mortal props. it's part of the game. i hate it every time, but it's standard.

yep. Trump surely didn't think of it. 

#255
Just now, hayden_horn said:

eh, every president brings mortal props. it's part of the game. i hate it every time, but it's standard.

And the Dems have their props, they just don't get to talk about them.

#256
Just now, immamac said:

I thought the state of the union was strong. Why are we scared of ms13

We are not scared, because we are under the age of 70.  

#257
Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

I wish he would talk about the number of Americans that have killed Americans!

deport all Americans !

#259
Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

I wish he would talk about the number of Americans that have killed Americans!

Nah, it's cool if a citizen kill you. Price of living in this country.

#261
11 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

"They said it couldn't be done." (Referring to criminal justice reform.)

No. No they didn't. 

it's like tom brady claiming no one gave them a chance to win the superbowl. 

#264

Jeeze, donnie is real turned onto the human traffic aspect of the border. He keeps bringing it up 

#265
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

He's sounding more and more like Hitler circa 1935.  I'm not kidding.  This is frightening.

Which part?

#266

Lots of sex talk tonight. I guess the fear factor needed to be amped up. 

#267
We have what > 300 million people? Love one off stories about some random guy committing a crime.
Yea because Obama never used an example in a SOTU address. Right?
#268
Just now, hayden_horn said:

eh, every president brings mortal props. it's part of the game. i hate it every time, but it's standard.

Yeah, usually the wife of a fallen soldier

Child of recently murdered parents at the hands of brown people is a new one

#269
He wants useful immigrants. Ones from shithole countries are less likely to be useful. 


Yep unlike useful employees for a golf course or hotel.
#274
2 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

He wants useful immigrants. Ones from shithole countries are less likely to be useful. 

Ah, but they can be illegal and work at his properties though. 

#279
Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

God what is AOC doing

Looked like she needed to run to the bathroom. 

#280
Just now, GRHorn said:

Making the Abolish ICE crowd look foolish. 

Why? Because of some agent he invited? Yeah he really dunked that one

#288

If the devil had a beard, it would be Ted Cruz's exact beard.  He actually has gray hair horns around his chin.

#290
2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

lol Pelosi keeps checking the script. 

haha, i did notice that. she's checking his ability to stay on the script.

#292
2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I wish he would talk about the number of Americans that have killed Americans!

Nice so lets just make it worse. Jeebus logic is like a 26 letter word to you, and you can't even pronounce it. Hey I know let's outlaw cars, they kill more Americans than anything.

#299

He couldn’t wait to get to this part. He was so boring in everything before this. You can tell this is the only thing he wanted to talk about. The dangerous southern border

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