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If we were at war with N. Korea it would've been because Trump started it. 

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    There is not a more beautiful sight than a mother holding her newborn child while the father rawdogs a porn star

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Oh fuck off .. childhood cancer story, I'mma give 50 mil a year for 10 years, you know less than 1 million dollars a week, you know less than I make from violations of the emoluments clause. And then right into private school choice, ugh

8 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Virginia opened the door. 

Nope NY did a week or so ago.  They passed late term abortion. It was defeated in Va. in spite of Northams ridiculous remarks about a Roman type thumbs up or down after the birth of a baby.

Edited by Onboard 2.0

Did the patch guy just say "yeah, I guess it's true.." regarding N. Korea?

I had to rewind to make sure I heard him correctly. If not for him, we would be in a major war with North Korea?? He really does have a god complex.

All the white male gopers stand

did he just lob up a "boo" line, and then nod to the boos? He's really flexing his WWE Hall of Fame credentials.

Bullet points are speeding up.
Child cancer
Abortion
Russian Nukes
North Korea
Venezuela
Socialism

8 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

It doesnt matter.

Gutter is a tool

Bernie is gonna stroke out.

shots fired at the far left there. not sure he hit the target, though.

2 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

Standing ovation for nuclear brinksmanship!  Coming up next after the SotU:  Reruns of The Day After starring Steve Guttenberg!  

Guest cameos by Ted Danson and Tom Selleck. "Three Men and Little Boy"

What astonishing irony to vehemently oppose socialism while being a puppet of the guy who wants to put the Soviet Union back together.

Here’s his chance to fuck up the Middel East and ISIS talk. 

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The Jews don't know where their capitol is!

Just now, Captainant said:

very ominous shot of kush there

pretty nazi looking tonight. 

Cut to the Pussy Turtle!

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Alright, he's sleepwalking now. Wrap it up, ding dong.

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No, they just get into nuclear arms races to bankrupt their economies. I think that is Putin's game with getting out of the treaty.

1 minute ago, tantric superman said:

How fucking embarrassing for all of us.

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Got in from work and started listening 25 minutes or so ago. This blathering moron is insane. That North Korea comment was it for me in that bullshit propaganda speech. 

And fuck him for using that innocent child battling brain cancer to garner sympathy. She has more determination in her pinky than that fat ass has shown in his entire life. 

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Joint Chiefs don't look happy.

so, does anyone attach any sort of relevance to pelosi's choice of jewelry this evening?

Trump knows squat about Afghanistan. He'll get nothing from the Taliban. 

34 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

We have what > 300 million people? Love one off stories about some random guy committing a crime.

It works with the poorly educated.

Just tuned in . . . did he just imply that the troops are only now fighting with valor in Afghanistan?

9 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Did I just hear "execute a baby after birth?" 

a lot of morons think that's what the VA governor was talking about the day before it was revealed he's a blackfaced POS. 

Just now, RPM said:

Joint Chiefs don't look happy.

They know they're going to watch a bunch of young men die in the next couple of years for no fucking reason but this man's ego.

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