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    There is not a more beautiful sight than a mother holding her newborn child while the father rawdogs a porn star

Through the looking glass.

r’s applaud ending war

d’s nope

to be fair, it is tradition for the joint chiefs to be stoic AF during the SOTU

Yes, Don, it's time...for you to wrap it up

.......

 

Did trump just say that we're negotiating with Al-Qaeda?

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

so, does anyone attach any sort of relevance to pelosi's choice of jewelry this evening?

Matched her martini glass out in the limo.

Just now, David Dennison said:

The Taliban is going to wind up winning the war in Afghanistan.

Crazy.

Afghans have been fighting for centuries, they don't quit, as long as there are fighting age males -- Mongols, Russians, British, Americans, the biggest superpowers of all time. A peasant army goes on. 

Iran

anti-semitism

veterans

opportunity

Hes going to fuck up two of those   

 

Just now, hayden_horn said:

to be fair, it is tradition for the joint chiefs to be stoic AF during the SOTU

Stoic, yes. Pissed? Not really.

This is better than his UN speech which was his worst speech of all time.  You know, the one where the entire world laughed in his face.

Just now, Cajun said:

Matched her martini glass out in the limo.

Look like a pair of dice

lol bad baaad things! 

Iran, the country he's ready to get into an endless war with.

through some clever military maneuvering, he has found himself able to negotiate with the taliban

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

.......

 

Did trump just say that we're negotiating with Al-Qaeda?

Many groups, they all want to negotiate

I'm fucking impressed, Trump figured out how to reduce the Republican Party platform to an Easy-Bake Oven Mix and is churning out cakes for lines wrapped around the corner.

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

You know, the one where the entire world laughed in his face.

Pretty sure they're doing it again.

Kushner wrote this part 

Just now, Incredulity said:

Look like a pair of dice

It's kind of a Rat Pack/Vegas thing brah.

 

You know that deal we made with Iran to keep them from developing nuclear weapons? I tore up that deal to make sure they never develop nuclear weapons. 

Fucking idiot. 

So, he's not cool with foreign regimes that chant "death to jews" but nazis are fine people? Lolz

We don't like anti-semitism but there sure were some fine people chanting "The Jews will not replace us!" in Charlottesville! 

How did we go from Iran to the massacre in Pittsburgh in a couple of sentences? 

As a citizen of Pittsburgh, I’ll take this as my opportunity to say fuck you Trump. 

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

You know that deal we made with Iran to keep them from developing nuclear weapons? I tore up that deal to make sure they never develop nuclear weapons. 

Fucking idiot. 

Lulz

Gotta tell ya, the incredulous reaction to his North Korea lies, even by his own party, cracked me up.
And the USA chants...we’re a fucking joke. We’re a goddamned banana republic clownshow.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Nancy shuffling through the speech is great.

No fucks given.

it's been cracking me up from the jump.

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

You know that deal we made with Iran to keep them from developing nuclear weapons? I tore up that deal to make sure they never develop nuclear weapons. 

Fucking idiot. 

Well, we can't invade them on phony intel of yellow cake if we've been keeping them from making yellow cake...

Just now, Mo Horn said:

How did we go from Iran to the massacre in Pittsburgh in a couple of sentences? 

because jews

2 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

through some clever military maneuvering, he has found himself able to negotiate with the taliban

I guess he did that during his Executive Time.

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Gotta tell ya, the incredulous reaction to his North Korea lies, even by his own party, cracked me up.
And the USA chants...we’re a fucking joke. We’re a goddamned banana republic clownshow.

And yet, you don't think his own fucking lawyer may have been taking notes on his criminal fuckin conspiracy?

Just now, Mo Horn said:

How did we go from Iran to the massacre in Pittsburgh in a couple of sentences? 

He’s terrible at segueing. It’s like he’s talking about abortion, and oh, it’s nato now

Just now, Brisketexan said:

We’re a goddamned banana republic clownshow.

I see no reason to be hatin' on New Orleans tonight man.

this is now a frat party

who had Trump conducting a joint session in Happy Birthday tonight? 

4 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Look like a pair of dice

They're balls.

Gotta tell ya, the incredulous reaction to his North Korea lies, even by his own party, cracked me up.
And the USA chants...we’re a fucking joke. We’re a goddamned banana republic clownshow.
This! I was half expecting an SEC-SEC chant to break out.
2 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

through some clever military maneuvering, he has found himself able to negotiate with the taliban

Trump: We're planning to leave Afghanistan soon. Would you like to negotiate peace?

Taliban: Um, sure. Whatever you want to hear. 

This is like an acid trip.

is that the first SOTU happy birthday serenade?

Tell us about the American camps where we keep immigrant children...

ok concentration camp liberation is pretty cool 

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