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Just now, plimon said:
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:
Gotta tell ya, the incredulous reaction to his North Korea lies, even by his own party, cracked me up.
And the USA chants...we’re a fucking joke. We’re a goddamned banana republic clownshow.

This! I was half expecting an SEC-SEC chant to break out.

That'd be fine as long as it is done mockingly.

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

They're balls.

this is sort of where i was going with this.

Iran is bad. They want to kill Jews. 

Next we have 11 Jews Killed at the Tree of Life. We won't mention that they were killed by a White American, with the hope that you'll think it was Radical Islamic terrorism. 

Moving on....

 

 

 

 

 

7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

They know they're going to watch a bunch of young men die in the next couple of years for no fucking reason but this man's ego.

Yep

Right now, a shitload of Trump supporters are pissed off that Trump is claiming the Holocaust was real. 

Just now, immamac said:

Did they just sing fucking happy good damned birthday during the SOTU?

Fuck this I'm moving. 

To a survivor. My cold heart will allow it

I see no reason to be hatin' on New Orleans tonight man.

I didn’t say “banana republic clownshow with delicious food that I love very much,” did I? No, I did not. This motherfucker eats his steak well done with ketchup. Don’t insult the delightful bassackwards corruption and smiling approach to the deliciousness of life of NOLA, my good man.
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Gotta tell ya, the incredulous reaction to his North Korea lies, even by his own party, cracked me up.
And the USA chants...we’re a fucking joke. We’re a goddamned banana republic clownshow.

As soon as the North Korea propaganda started I was out. Screw every single person still supporting him right now. You absolutely deserve to be left behind to wallow in your sorrows and economic misery that has already started

ok that's a special moment 

we are way off the fucking beaten path here.

i love concentration camp liberation stories as much as anyone, but what does this have to do with the state of our union?

You know if Trump could have found a Jewish girl with cancer whose military parents were just killed by Mexicans, that would have been a jackpot.

9 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

They know they're going to watch a bunch of young men die in the next couple of years for no fucking reason but this man's ego.

Where ?  

Dude is thinking quit making me get up and down so fucking much. Clap for me and move on. I’m too old for this shit. 

Just now, hayden_horn said:

we are way off the fucking beaten path here.

i love concentration camp liberation stories as much as anyone, but what does this have to do with the state of our union?

Its irrelevant but it makes for good TV.

Just now, hayden_horn said:

we are way off the fucking beaten path here.

i love concentration camp liberation stories as much as anyone, but what does this have to do with the state of our union?

Well it sounds like it goes with the Inauguration speech he gave.

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

I said this earlier. 

this is a lot of celebration of war, and it makes me nervous that he's thinking about something.

Is he going to break into God Bless the USA?

Just now, Brisketexan said:


I gotta be honest...I kinda want Nancy.

she's cute

About to break out in America the Beautiful

Just now, Brisketexan said:


I gotta be honest...I kinda want Nancy.

I'll bet she was hot in her youth. 

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


I gotta be honest...I kinda want Nancy.

If I were closer in age to her I would. She stole the show on the reactions I saw from her in the short time I watched.

 

i now want to salute the greatest living American in the balcony now

Spoiler

Shaq

 

I decided not to watch and just read your responses. This has been fun!

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I'll bet she was hot in her youth. 

Very.  

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I gotta be honest...I kinda want Nancy.

teeth in or out? NTTIAWWT

Copy/paste a good paragraph from the first draft of this speech...

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

this is a lot of celebration of war, and it makes me nervous that he's thinking about something.

82nd into Maracaibo... 

Goddamn he's going to put everyone to sleep

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

I'll bet she was hot in her youth. 

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Just now, hayden_horn said:

and the amber waves of grain...

I think he banged Amber Waves. 

I can picture all the trumptards cheering, sobbing, slamming pbr"s and chanting USA while watching this shitshow

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Just now, Brandywine said:

I decided not to watch and just read your responses. This has been fun!

Yep I got the gist 

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