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Just now, Incredulity said:

Can I ridicule her as a fat fuck or is that just something that can be said about Republicans?

oh, no, you can go the fat fuck route. jesus. mix in a salad.

also, her rebuttal is terrible, which is par for the course for the DNC. they never take the chance to actually rebut what was said, instead choosing to go with a pre-written speech given by a nervous speaker. she's breathing heavier than trump does.

because they are both fat fucks.

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Just now, SimonBolivar said:

Does the shoe fit?

Not at her scale

If you're going to put someone who lost their election on air to reply to the SOTU address, they'd better hit a home run. Stacey Abrams is striking out. 

Just now, hayden_horn said:

oh, no, you can go the fat fuck route. jesus. mix in a salad.

also, her rebuttal is terrible, which is par for the course for the DNC. they never take the chance to actually rebut what was said, instead choosing to go with a pre-written speech given by a nervous speaker. she's breathing heavier than trump does.

because they are both fat fucks.

This is fine. 

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Is she in front of a green screen?

Keep thinking she is, but then it could be the  lighting.  She’s evenly lit with an out-of-focus background so it makes it tough to tell. 

TO WHOM IS SHE SPEAKING?

fucking christ. she's all over the place.

I believe that her parents were UMC ministers because she actually sounds like a Methodist minister. This is a terrible follow up to Trump.

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Keep thinking she is, but then it could be the  lighting.  She’s evenly lit with an out-of-focus background so it makes it tough to tell. 

I see some movement and blinding light from some bling earrings behind her left shoulder. 

Michael Strahan ran for governor of Georgia?

Is she going to get to anything the pres said at any point in this? She lost 80% of the viewers by now. 


That’s not how it works. Always will be. They can’t write the speech in 5 mins so the rebuttal is always more generic platitudes. Random stories of American greatness contrasted with Joe Sixpack can’t pay his bills because that other party is XYZing. My side is better. Yea economy. Boo childhood cancer.

It’s a lose for whoever performs it.

I was really hoping for Ted Liu to give the response.

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Keep thinking she is, but then it could be the  lighting.  She’s evenly lit with an out-of-focus background so it makes it tough to tell. 

Her back light is too bright. 

Just now, Murfdogg21 said:

Michael Strahan ran for governor of Georgia?

Michael never weighed that much

Her speech is weak, but she’s there because Georgia has a Senate seat up in 2020.  If she flips Georgia, it puts Trump even more in the electoral hole (along with Wisconsin, PA, MI, and Arizona). 

Tell the chicks behind her to stop swaying. 

Just now, mdmost said:

Tell the chicks behind her to stop swaying. 

trying to stay awake. 

I give her credit, she is a good reader.

Yeah, it is what it is. The response is always the same. She can't make it something it isn't.

They should just stop giving a response.

I don't think this is that bad.    She's just trying to prop up the Dem brand.  Seems to be doing a decent job.      

It looks like a green screen 

Just now, Llano Estacado said:

 


That’s not how it works. Always will be. They can’t write the speech in 5 mins so the rebuttal is always more generic platitudes. Random stories of American greatness contrasted with Joe Sixpack can’t pay his bills because that other party is XYZing. My side is better. Yea economy. Boo childhood cancer.

It’s a lose for whoever performs it.

 

high school debate kids rebut more powerfully than professional politicians.

go for it on fourth down every once in awhile. fucking hell.

cnn was fact checking trump's wall speech in real time.

this choice of a rehearsed crappy speech vs an actual rebuttal is stupid. you know what he's going to talk about. frame it better. god, i've been on panels where i had to respond to things with which i disagreed in seconds, not minutes or tens of minutes. 

she's not rebutting anything. she's just giving a speech.

Stacey Abrams looks like Shaq and that chick from SNL made a baby.

She is excited because there is a cheesesteak right beside the camera

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Tell the chicks behind her to stop swaying. 

No kidding, I'm getting motion sickness

Ok now that she's bringing it home she's getting some good soundbites and energy going

Just now, tantric superman said:

I don't think this is that bad.    She's just trying to prop up the Dem brand.  Seems to be doing a decent job.      

It’s all about Georgia.  

Just now, DigDug said:

I give her credit, she is a good reader.

It is better than when Rubio damn near died of thirst on camera.

Thanks Stacey for confirming why I didn’t vote for you...

And fucking AOC is getting time too

Let a lawyer give the goddamned rebuttal. Our fucking job is to think on our feet and respond on the fly. I could have made notes (along with the prep beforehand about what we KNEW he was going to say) along the way, and delivered an actual fucking rebuttal.
And I like Stacy - an old classmate and friend of my wife. She’s always been whip-smart. But a meh, canned speech.

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Little Kennedy was better last year.  

His lips were more glossy.

Just now, SameSame said:

It is better than when Rubio damn near died of thirst on camera.

yeah, but at least it gave us this:

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and this:

 

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Let a lawyer give the goddamned rebuttal. Our fucking job is to think on our feet and respond on the fly. I could have made notes (along with the prep beforehand about what we KNEW he was going to say) along the way, and delivered an actual fucking rebuttal.
And I like Stacy - an old classmate and friend of my wife. She’s always been whip-smart. But a meh, canned speech.

Um. Wut?

1 minute ago, EuroHorn said:

Thanks Stacey for confirming why I didn’t vote for you...

lol you are such a piece of shit

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Little Kennedy was better last year.  

Dems need plus sized southern African American women to vote - Massachusetts wrapped up.

I actually liked Abrams, she did a good job too.

I've heard Abrams speak before and she's been impressive. That speech wasn't engaging at all and didn't seem to be a reply to the SOTU address. It was just a speech. 

Damn, go to a dentist lady. Jesus.


God, you’re a fucking dick.

Your drop in hot takes tonight have really raised the discourse.

Hook’Em Stacey a fellow Texas Ex! 🤘🏽

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I've heard Abrams speak before and she's been impressive. That speech wasn't engaging at all and didn't seem to be a reply to the SOTU address. It was just a speech. 

This.  It didn’t have the passion it could have. 

Um. Wut?

Typed too fast - TRIAL lawyer. She has a JD, but she was a tax attorney - wonky stuff, not “think on your feet” stuff.
7 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:

 


That’s not how it works. Always will be. They can’t write the speech in 5 mins so the rebuttal is always more generic platitudes.

 

That's why you want an eloquent, extemporaneous speaker to rebut.  Think "Barack Hussein Obama".  He would need 2 note cars with a half dozen major points each and wham! he'd fucking pillory Trump.

Abrams speech was OK..not great, not bad.. and in the end just not very memorable.

She didn't fuck up, she didn't hit it out of the park.

 

(she didn't pull a Jindal, Rubio , or Kennedy)

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Just now, Brisketexan said:


Typed too fast - TRIAL lawyer. She has a JD, but she was a tax attorney - wonky stuff, not “think on your feet” stuff.

More potlucks too

5 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Thanks Stacey for confirming why I didn’t vote for you...

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