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1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

are all the congressional women wearing white?

i've been doing bedtime stuff. what's up with that?

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Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Poor Mike Collins. Being left out again.  

He was too busy orbiting the moon and not planting the flags. 

Get the fuck outta here, Americans going back to space on American rockets gets a standing o?? 

Redefined the Middle Class.  

Yeah, twitter is full of the Middle Class talking about their taxes being redefined.  

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Lololol actually pretty good so far

He's reading a speech someone else wrote that doesn't reflect his thoughts. 

Buzz needs to take a whizz.

Buzz needs to take a whizz.

LMAO that fucking air force guy looking at his phone during the applause break

Supreme Court tightwads needs to loosen up a little. 

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Get the fuck outta here, Americans going back to space on American rockets gets a standing o?? 

seriously, after how nasa has been gutted. wtf.

space force, i guess.

15 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Nice rack.

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Just now, Grade of D as in David said:

And now I have to hate buzz Aldrin.

Oh well

Don’t.  He is happy to have any attention from any President.  Seriously.  

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Get the fuck outta here, Americans going back to space on American rockets gets a standing o?? 

We've had to hitch rides with Russia lately, right?  

Just now, cabowabo said:

Supreme Court tightwads needs to loosen up a little. 

need some beer

3 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

are all the congressional women wearing white?

i've been doing bedtime stuff. what's up with that?

PBS News Hour mentioned that all the Democratic women were wearing white in order to provide a visual contrast for the teevee viewers showing that their party is more diverse and representative than the Republicans in terms of gender.

AOC all stone faced. nancy reached out her applause so he could hear it, lulz.

Just now, immamac said:

When is he getting off script? If he does this the rest of the time in office and stays off twitter it won't be that bad. 

CNN hosts said they're expecting about an hour or so of this since there's gonna be so many applause breaks. I think Nancy is holding the speech and she looks very pleased lol

6 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

are all the congressional women wearing white?

i've been doing bedtime stuff. what's up with that?

Womens Klan movement.

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

PBS News Hour mentioned that all the Democratic women were wearing white in order to provide a visual contrast for the teevee viewers showing that their party is more diverse and representative than the Republicans in terms of gender.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2019/02/05/democratic-women-wear-white-state-of-the-union-2019/2775444002/

You know what would make this more interesting? Nancy Pelosi and Melania scissoring right there in the middle of a joint session of Congress, that's what. 

16 minutes ago, zork said:

Looks like RBG didn't make it to the speech.  Also a few others from the US-SC it seems are absent?  

Edit: or do they designate a few of them not to show like Perry?

She rarely goes to them..... Made Obama's but never went to W's, Trump's and I think only one of Clinton's.

Clarence Thomas hasn't been in like 2 decades.

5 million Americans have been lifted off food stamps?

Snopes?

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

When is he getting off script? If he does this the rest of the time in office and stays off twitter it won't be that bad. 

When he starts quoting Sicario: Day of the Soldado.

Five million Americans lifted off food stamps? Someone want to fact check that?

I think we're starting to see the first speed-wobbles of this speech. He's going off on a tangent on employment numbers and getting a bunch of head tilts in there lol

Make America Great Again

Americas great

Make America Great Again

Americas great

Seems like a waste of time.

Pence: Don't think about all these penises, don't think about all these penises, don't think about all these penises. Mmmm penises.. 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

5 million Americans have been lifted off food stamps?

Snopes?

he means "kicked off"

Love it, the economy is doing well, employment is up yet democrats can't clap for that  ?  WTF....They didn't  build that I guess.....

I’ve decided I want to buttfuck AOC. 

6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He's reading a speech someone else wrote that doesn't reflect his thoughts. 

I don’t think he has a thought.

Pelosi can’t clap for disabled people being employed?  Lol this theater is so retarded. 

Pence has really been practicing his Paul Ryan smile-frown. 

 Nancy gonna get criticized for her facial tics. 

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