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Yay, we've cut more regulations than any administration, nobody watch The Big Short or read any books about 2008!

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Hooray! We made it legal for coal companies to poison your water!

The look in Pence's eyes really bothers me. The love/admiration/lust he exhibits toward Trump is overboard.

Man, he's doing a great job talking up the accomplishments of the Obama administration.

 Manchin is such a chode. why doesn't he just switch parties? 

8 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

is buzz aldrin the crazy conspiracy theorist?

Yea, buzz and Hugo both believe the moon landing was staged

Sit on those hands democrats.  Oh noes we're doing good....

Did that general have a puzzled look when Trump said we're the most powerful military on earth by far??

Nancy

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I saw kids at 4th grade open house sound better giving speeches. He just can't read very well.

Just now, Texas73 said:

The look in Pence's eyes really bothers me. The love/admiration/lust he exhibits toward Trump is overboard.

That's his job. 

lol Pelosi with the hell no head shake.

Just now, Texas73 said:

The look in Pence's eyes really bothers me. The love/admiration/lust he exhibits toward Trump is overboard.

You haven’t found somebody who looks at you like that, have you?  Someday you will. 

I live when they pan to the women in white. They’re over all this shit.

1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Sit on those hands democrats.  Oh noes we're doing good....

Lulz. Is America Great Again, OnBoard?

1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Sit on those hands democrats.  Oh noes we're doing good....

Yep, just like the Reps when Obama gave the SOTU.

Here we go...

Just now, immamac said:

"the state of our Union is strong" pretty solid 

Solid sarcasm 

Well you know, if you don’t commit crimes and lie about everything, maybe there wouldn’t be investigations.

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

Lulz. Is America Great Again, OnBoard?

Things are going pretty well for some of us.  

"The only thing that can stop this economy is partisan political investigations"

.....

buckle up, buckaroos

This guy is worse than Imagine Dragons 

Pelosi is squirming. 

Merrick Garland says hello.

Failing to act on nominees?  Like Merrick fucking Garland??

Just now, Brandywine said:

Yep, just like the Reps when Obama gave the SOTU.

He never really had that much to gloat about 2% growth isn't such a great thing, and adding to the welfare rolls doesn't really get my hands clapping.Try some reality next time.

Whitaker looks like a man who knows how the investigation is going.  

 

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Had to slip in the investigation comment. 

best part was him rhyming it with legislation. i think there was some giggling at the absurdity, and that's why nancy raised her hand up to tell her caucus to knock it off.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Nancy Pelosi is totally pwning him.

How? By not clapping for veterans or VA reform?  

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