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1 minute ago, Patron said:

We are in the boom phase, you know what comes after that.

Yep recession, every 10 years or so it seems in the building industry.

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Just now, Celery Man said:

Kristjen looking smart enough to understand her place in history.

Hopefully it's behind bars. 

A goddamm onslaught!  Run for your lives!!

Why are the Democrats paying tribute to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir tonight?

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Kristjen Nielsen, the person most likely to go straight to hell.

seriously, she is one who would actually feel comfortable in the nazi regime.

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Accomplished female members of government being referred to as bitches and hoes and objects to be ass fucked. Or they’re old hags.

And y’all wonder why women are pissed all the time and think that Gillette commercial was spot fucking on.

AOC hasn’t accomplished anything. 

Lighten up. I’ve seen plenty of dumb comments about the male participants. 

5 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

30 bible studies in 2 decades.

 

i mean, just a weird fucking number to throw out

yeah, why was that dude featured along with greats such as WW2 vets and Buzz Aldrin.  Sort of cheapens the upper balcony. 

ABC has my favorite useless feature, the what's coming next toteboard. 

"unemployment is at an all time LOW!"

"illegal immigration is resulting in fewer jobs!"

Oh no. The brown people are taking your jobs!

1 minute ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Jose is gonna rape your white children. The next day he will steal your job.

why not both in the same day?

Trump pushing the hard sell for the wall tonight. 

And while we’re at it, let’s do away with ridiculous birthright citizenship. 

MS-13 is killing everyone in Council Bluffs, Iowa!  Build the wall now! 

MS13 - is that a new movie rating?

Do it. Say you’ll shut down the government if no wall.  Do it.  

3 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Maybe her huge tits are bothering her

I can’t see them. They’re hidden. 

Just now, heso said:

Trump pushing the hard sell for the wall tonight. 

It only costs one DREAM Act.

"I want people to come here, but I want them to come legally." - Trump

"We don't want people from shithole countries." - also Trump

Fuck him for exploiting their deaths.

somewhere out there, there is an actual statistic about the number of illegal murders. it's not "countless."

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

And while we’re at it, let’s do away with ridiculous birthright citizenship. 

Better get cracking on an amendment.

Just now, sachick said:

Fuck him for exploiting their deaths.

he did it last year too. I'm seeing a pattern. 

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Well this took a dark turn

You know what’s not dark? The top half of his hair.  

What about all the families that were killed because drivers were texting while driving? I'm guessing that percentage is much higher. 

Just now, Slade said:

"I want people to come here, but I want them to come legally." - Trump

"We don't want people from shithole countries." - also Trump

He wants useful immigrants. Ones from shithole countries are less likely to be useful. 

eh, every president brings mortal props. it's part of the game. i hate it every time, but it's standard.

19 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 Manchin is such a chode. why doesn't he just switch parties? 

He voted yes for more spending bills last year than any other Senate member.

Just now, immamac said:

I thought the state of the union was strong. Why are we scared of ms13

It's strong to quite MS-13 might kill us strong. 

I wish he would talk about the number of Americans that have killed Americans!

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