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    There is not a more beautiful sight than a mother holding her newborn child while the father rawdogs a porn star

He's sounding more and more like Hitler circa 1935.  I'm not kidding.  This is frightening.

turns out Elvin is a deep mole for MS13 

Just now, hayden_horn said:

eh, every president brings mortal props. it's part of the game. i hate it every time, but it's standard.

yep. Trump surely didn't think of it. 

Just now, hayden_horn said:

eh, every president brings mortal props. it's part of the game. i hate it every time, but it's standard.

And the Dems have their props, they just don't get to talk about them.

Just now, immamac said:

I thought the state of the union was strong. Why are we scared of ms13

We are not scared, because we are under the age of 70.  

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

I wish he would talk about the number of Americans that have killed Americans!

deport all Americans !

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

I wish he would talk about the number of Americans that have killed Americans!

Nah, it's cool if a citizen kill you. Price of living in this country.

The only way that Pence's erection could get any harder and veiny is if Trump was delivering this speech in a speedo.

Your welcome for the image that conjures up.

11 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

"They said it couldn't be done." (Referring to criminal justice reform.)

No. No they didn't. 

it's like tom brady claiming no one gave them a chance to win the superbowl. 

lol Pelosi keeps checking the script. 

Jeeze, donnie is real turned onto the human traffic aspect of the border. He keeps bringing it up 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

He's sounding more and more like Hitler circa 1935.  I'm not kidding.  This is frightening.

Which part?

Lots of sex talk tonight. I guess the fear factor needed to be amped up. 

We have what > 300 million people? Love one off stories about some random guy committing a crime.
Yea because Obama never used an example in a SOTU address. Right?
Just now, hayden_horn said:

eh, every president brings mortal props. it's part of the game. i hate it every time, but it's standard.

Yeah, usually the wife of a fallen soldier

Child of recently murdered parents at the hands of brown people is a new one

He wants useful immigrants. Ones from shithole countries are less likely to be useful. 


Yep unlike useful employees for a golf course or hotel.

“We support our law enforcement heroes.  

Except the FBI.  Fuck the FBI.”

Making the Abolish ICE crowd look foolish. 

Can’t wait for the eloquent rebuttal. 

2 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

He wants useful immigrants. Ones from shithole countries are less likely to be useful. 

Ah, but they can be illegal and work at his properties though. 

what exactly are the child-smuggling "loopholes"?

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

God what is AOC doing

Looked like she needed to run to the bathroom. 

Just now, GRHorn said:

Making the Abolish ICE crowd look foolish. 

Why? Because of some agent he invited? Yeah he really dunked that one

I will build the wall I was totally fine not building until Ann Coulter made fun of me! 

God what is AOC doing


Need the play call are we standing or not? Sex trafficking, but wall. What’s the play?!?

Vulvarine looked like he was gonna cry tears of joy when Trump mentioned building the wall. 

If the devil had a beard, it would be Ted Cruz's exact beard.  He actually has gray hair horns around his chin.

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

lol Pelosi keeps checking the script. 

haha, i did notice that. she's checking his ability to stay on the script.

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I wish he would talk about the number of Americans that have killed Americans!

Nice so lets just make it worse. Jeebus logic is like a 26 letter word to you, and you can't even pronounce it. Hey I know let's outlaw cars, they kill more Americans than anything.

But what about San Antonio? 

imagine MS15! or MS27! 

3 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

Which part?

Anecdotal evidence and falshoods  to scapegoat an entire demographic.

Edited by Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

He couldn’t wait to get to this part. He was so boring in everything before this. You can tell this is the only thing he wanted to talk about. The dangerous southern border

Nancy trying not to smile at the thought of nailing his balls to the wall. 

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