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Has Ted Cruz actually seen himself in the mirror?

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  • Accomplished female members of government being referred to as bitches and hoes and objects to be ass fucked. Or they’re old hags. And y’all wonder why women are pissed all the time and think that G

  • Does anyone else have a verbal tick when Ted Cruz is shown on the television that makes you uncontrollably yell "fuck you Ted Cruz, you piece of shit"

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    There is not a more beautiful sight than a mother holding her newborn child while the father rawdogs a porn star

Schumer's face = look at this fuckin' con man cocksucker.

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

He's lying about El Paso, right?

Yes. 

 

1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Nice so lets just make it worse. Jeebus logic is like a 26 letter word to you, and you can't even pronounce it. Hey I know let's outlaw cars, they kill more Americans than anything.

Americans will kill more of each other if illegal immigration gets worse?

Just now, SameSame said:

Has Ted Cruz actually seen himself in the mirror?

Vampires can't, right?

most of those female jobs were women elected to Congress as Democrats

Just now, SameSame said:

Has Ted Cruz actually seen himself in the mirror?

Shit, I wouldn't if I was him

That pissed him off. [emoji23]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Schumer's face = look at this fuckin' con man cocksucker.

Schumer IS a conman cocksucker...

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

He's lying about El Paso, right?

El Paso has been crawling with law enforcement for decades.  

And it’s got a big fucking Army base.  Which I had the misfortune of being stationed at in the 1990s.

But let Donnie have his thoughts of Mexicans invading El Paso.  

12 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

The old hag behind him sitting next to Pence couldn't even applaud five million people getting off of food stamps.  Fuck her.

You mean thrown.

holy shit, the ladies are clowning him. that's amazing.

though, he does have that natural charm - "don't sit yet, you're gonna love this" was a great line.

WE WILL GET THESE DANGEROUS WOMEN OUT OF CONGRESS BECAUSE THEIR PERIODS ATTRACT BEARS AND MS-13! 

Freshman women owning him and he doesn't even realize it

He gets credit for this, and credit for reading more in a single night than ever before.  They said it couldn't be done.

2 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Has Ted Cruz actually seen himself in the mirror?

No reflection makes it tough

2 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Has Ted Cruz actually seen himself in the mirror?

If by mirror, you mean a tattered movie poster from Wolverine stuck on the wall, he looks at it every day. 

 

Just now, David Dennison said:

HAAHAHAHAHA. Self-ownage.

We're not gonna clap for anything ... ohh he's talking about us..  well..... that's different

That's self ownage. You can't be happy for the millions who've gotten a job but you'll slap yourself on the back.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Does anyone else have a verbal tick when Ted Cruz is shown on the television that makes you uncontrollably yell "fuck you Ted Cruz, you piece of shit"

Apparently you're easily triggered

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

But let Donnie have his thoughts of Mexicans invading El Paso.  

You cant invade what you own.

Ok, the new congresswomen leading a "USA USA USA" chant is fucking excellent and I hate you if you think otherwise

full on actual LOL at nancy's face following the USA chant. she had that big ole fake smile "cut that shit out" expression on her face.

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

We're not gonna clap for anything ... ohh he's talking about us..  well..... that's different

That's self ownage. You can't be happy for the millions who've gotten a job but you'll slap yourself on the back.

They clowned him.

It's funny.

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Does anyone else have a verbal tick when Ted Cruz is shown on the television that makes you uncontrollably yell "fuck you Ted Cruz, you piece of shit"

i have the same one with bob stoops

These USA chants are cringey.  


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Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

 

We're not gonna clap for anything ... ohh he's talking about us..  well..... that's different

That's self ownage. You can't be happy for the millions who've gotten a job but you'll slap yourself on the back.

You know he wasn’t originally talking about them right? 

Money from tariffs goes into the treasury? I don't think that's how it works. 

Edited by WhatTheBuck

Just now, Captainant said:

Ok, the new congresswomen leading a "USA USA USA" chant is fucking excellent and I hate you if you think otherwise

yep. That was awesome.

The rest of this will be pretty bipartisan according to my handy ABC toteboard after this trade talk.

I love it when he does his James Hetfield impression.

IndianAH!

 

Edited by TexArcher

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

whats the silver piece in front of pelosi for?NSIAA

It's one of the oldest pieces that gets passed down Speaker to Speaker. 

our 4 beautiful words - OU sux, A&M blows 

Not sure USA is one word

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