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2 minutes ago, Chet Steadman said:

These USA chants are cringey.  

The whole thing is cringey, it always is every year.  Because every year it's mostly bullshit.

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    There is not a more beautiful sight than a mother holding her newborn child while the father rawdogs a porn star

the tie i am wearing was made in China 

Just now, NowThis said:

our 4 beautiful words - OU sux, A&M blows swallows... 

 

Wait, we're going to impose the same tariff on the same product?  So they're importing the same product from us that they're exporting to us?

Crumbling infrastructure

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

You know he wasn’t originally talking about them right? 

He was talking about women being employed in greater numbers, and they all had to look at each other to decide if they were gonna clap for that success and milestone. Yeah and they are part of that new employment.   That's pathetic.

17 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

He never really had that much to gloat about 2% growth isn't such a great thing, and adding to the welfare rolls doesn't really get my hands clapping.Try some reality next time.

Job growth under Trump is no different than that under Obama. 

15 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Again ?  Its aways been pretty great, would you disagree? It's moving towards a stronger economic picture than 3 years ago for sure.  Why wouldn't everyone be clapping for that success ? 

That picture we're moving toward is one that the Road Runner painted for the Coyote to run through.

Infrastructure week!

It is absolutely amazing that Republicans are cheering for tariffs and Dems are sitting on their hands.

5 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

holy shit, the ladies are clowning him. that's amazing.

though, he does have that natural charm - "don't sit yet, you're gonna love this" was a great line.

Yeah I hate his guts but that was a great line.

 

The u s a chant was a pretty good response as well.

Oh, now he wants to protect preexisting conditions? So why did he take coverage away?

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If by mirror, you mean a tattered movie poster from Wolverine stuck on the wall, he looks at it every day. 

Hahaha out of rep for the day

Was the drop in drug prices due to anything his admin did or just major drugs coming off patent protection?

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Oh, now he wants to protect preexisting conditions? So why did he take coverage away?

Obama 

Pussy Turtle!

Just now, SameSame said:

Fact check that drug drop shit

maybe he meant illegal drugs

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Infrastructure week!

And this time he means it. 

Nancy couldn't hold a straight face with that one.


Botox makes her hold the same face.
Just now, Llano Estacado said:

Mitt oranger than orange.

team colors

Just now, heso said:

Was the drop in drug prices due to anything his admin did or just major drugs coming off patent protection?

viagra went generic

He's going to defeat Aids in Space

Pence's is stronger.


He’s just a robot

while i kind of applaud the sentiment, are we going to cure all the diseases tonight?

i mean, who is gonna say "nah, i'm good with childhood cancer"

He's going to defeat Aids in Space


AIDS FORCE!!!!

Melania looks like an umpa loompa.

Just now, bolverk said:

Job growth under Trump is no different than that under Obama. 

That picture we're moving toward is one that the Road Runner painted for the Coyote to run through.

Again, it's not  president Obama or Trump for much of what happens.  The economy succeeds in spite  of who's in the WH. That's been said here countless times by folks on both sides of the political spectrum.  Presidents don't typically drive economies,

They can't even applaud that we're doing well on several fronts. The women employment stat bit was hilarious to watch them squirm,

1 minute ago, Continental Op said:

ONLY AIDS CAN KILL AIDS

the wall can kill AIDS 

Seriously, do they go to the same spray tanner?

Her doctors loved her. 

want Nancy to spit out the dentures into his hair - and it gets stuck, can't be removed, takes 3 secret service agents 2 hours. 

That is an unnatural fucking look.

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Seriously, do they go to the same spray tanner?

Groupon

did this motherfucker just conflate cancer research with fucking school choice?? What in fuckin tarnation

Nationwide paid family leave? I'll believe that when I see it. 

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