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  • Accomplished female members of government being referred to as bitches and hoes and objects to be ass fucked. Or they’re old hags. And y’all wonder why women are pissed all the time and think that G

  • Does anyone else have a verbal tick when Ted Cruz is shown on the television that makes you uncontrollably yell "fuck you Ted Cruz, you piece of shit"

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    There is not a more beautiful sight than a mother holding her newborn child while the father rawdogs a porn star

#404

DeVos smiling about all the money she'll make

#405

There is not a more beautiful sight than a mother holding her newborn child while the father rawdogs a porn star

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#406
Just now, Captainant said:

did this motherfucker just conflate cancer research with fucking school choice?? What in fuckin tarnation

He damn sure did.  What the hell

#412
Just now, atomheartbevo said:

There is no more beautiful sight than a mother holding her newborn child while the father rawdogs a porn Star. 

This is the Surliest post ever.

#414
Just now, hayden_horn said:

i love the tepid response from the republican side of the aisle for the maternal leave

They don't give a fuck about the kids once they are born. Duh. 

#415
1 minute ago, RPM said:

DeVos smiling about all the money she'll make

She might be one of the worst scoundrels in this admin. 

#417
Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Nationwide paid family leave? I'll believe that when I see it. 

It's Trump, he is probably going to offer 40 acres and a mule to every citizen.

#418
1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Nationwide paid family leave? I'll believe that when I see it. 

He wants Ivanka happy. 

#421

Trump: I didn't get a harumph outa that guy!

#422
Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

But if the Saudis want to butcher a journalist for the Washington Post, that's fine and dandy. 

Well yeah.

But if they'd killed anyone from Fox and Friends, we'd have nuked their camel-fucking asses back to the stone age.

#425

Rebuild our military. Like our military doesn't always get the money.

#426
Just now, Mo Horn said:

Except those who are seeking asylum with their families

yeah. those kids belong in cages.

#429
Just now, sachick said:

What about the brown babies you put in cages and then lost??

No, those are larvae for rapists, murderers, and drug dealers.  It's completely different.

#430

We believe every baby is precious, except you illegal fucks who are brought her by your parents. You can get ripped from their arms and never placed back together.

#433
Just now, immamac said:

How the fuck did we get onto abortion

maybe because the state of the union usually is one?

#434
Just now, immamac said:

How the fuck did we get onto abortion

Virginia opened the door. 

#437

Never thought I'd see the day that Republicans are clapping for leaving a nuclear proliferation agreement with the former Soviet Union. 

#438

Standing ovation for nuclear brinksmanship!  Coming up next after the SotU:  Reruns of The Day After starring Steve Guttenberg!  

#440

"this is a great victory because i am giving up all leverage to prove some kind of point to allow russia to do whatever the fuck they want, because putin is my boss"

#445
How the fuck did we get onto abortion


IKEA replaces our wire hangers with wooden ones.


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