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We might have more consensus on this thread than any other thread in CR history.  

6 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

We might have more consensus on this thread than any other thread in CR history.  

No shit. We should probably close the thread now so we don't all become friends

We might have more consensus on this thread than any other thread in CR history.  

 

Not so fast. A bunch of assholes are scouring through their talking point emails to figure out where they stand.

38 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

No shit. We should probably close the thread now so we don't all become friends

Hey fuck you, buddy.

It's way past time for the TABC to be dissolved. The comptroller can collect taxes on alcohol just like they collect sales taxes and law enforcement can enforce the drinking age.

 

It amazes me, although it shouldn't, that this bunghole zit of an organization still exists.

Fuck 'em, and fuck 'em good.

Time to pull the plug and call the time.

TABC will say they need to stay because they and they alone can regulate the inevitable recreational marijuana industry.

If the Sunset Act is to remain anything other than a farce, TABC should absolutely get the axe. Complete drain on resources to do nothing other than attempt to justify its own existence, and they’ve still managed to utterly fail at that.

These articles are so spot on. Fucking out-of-control goose-stepping bureaucrats:

https://www.austinchronicle.com/news/2019-02-01/will-texas-patch-up-tabc-before-it-bursts/

https://www.austinchronicle.com/news/2019-02-01/how-has-tabc-screwed-you-lately/

Sunset Act that motherfucker!


Goose stepping morons such as the TABC shooohld try reading buuuhhks instead of barhhning them!
1 hour ago, Brian Fantana said:

Hey fuck you, buddy.

Not your buddy, guy!   Oh , I would like to subscribe to the OPs newsletter. 

Remember when those slap dicks were going into hotel bars and giving hotel guests public intox citations. 

They are a state sponsored mob like vice squads. Pay em their tribute and they disappear. 

Fuck TABC always and forever

Not a fan of the 'safety' they provide.

16 hours ago, David Dennison said:

It's way past time for the TABC to be dissolved. The comptroller can collect taxes on alcohol just like they collect sales taxes and law enforcement can enforce the drinking age.

I think we still need something resembling a TABC to handle the licensing etc.

It's just like we need to dissolve our current TABC and come up with a new department.

And the laws they are working with are bullshit too, those need a complete cleanup - those laws aren't TABC's fault...

 

Some of it feels to me  (and I HATE TABC) like the hatred that gets piled on the IRS, when really the IRS, most of the time, is just working with what they are given. The IRS and TABC both have issues, but the root of those issues is the laws.

Edited by relapse98

Nah, the TABC once followed me out of a convenience store, then followed my car until we were five miles out into the country at 9 PM at night, and then searched my car for alcohol.  We were 4 high school seniors they they thought they could bust for a bunch of MIP's and get themselves some free alcohol I guess.  When they found no alcohol in the car, they then proceeded to give us a 45 minute lecture, on a deserted country backroad, about how anything could happen out there, and if they decided to run us in for trying to buy alcohol (we hadn't), it'd be at least 2 days before we would get out of jail.  There's not a single law on the books that required any of those events to transpire.  

CSB, the next day, 2 of us called up one of the other guys pretending to be TASB and told him we'd changed our minds and we were stopping by his house shortly to arrest him.  That was fucking hilarious!

On 2/6/2019 at 6:06 PM, David Dennison said:

It's way past time for the TABC to be dissolved. The comptroller can collect taxes on alcohol just like they collect sales taxes and law enforcement can enforce the drinking age.

 

The comptroller already does collect the taxes. 

20 hours ago, relapse98 said:

I think we still need something resembling a TABC to handle the licensing etc.

It's just like we need to dissolve our current TABC and come up with a new department.

And the laws they are working with are bullshit too, those need a complete cleanup - those laws aren't TABC's fault...

 

Some of it feels to me  (and I HATE TABC) like the hatred that gets piled on the IRS, when really the IRS, most of the time, is just working with what they are given. The IRS and TABC both have issues, but the root of those issues is the laws.

I get the analogy but TABC agents being armed, stupid and have that "respect my authorit-eye" cop mentality.  That takes it to a different level. 

  • 2 weeks later...

Who are you going to believe, your lying eyes or the sworn officers of the TABC?

On 2/7/2019 at 6:54 PM, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Nah, the TABC once followed me out of a convenience store, then followed my car until we were five miles out into the country at 9 PM at night, and then searched my car for alcohol.  We were 4 high school seniors they they thought they could bust for a bunch of MIP's and get themselves some free alcohol I guess.  When they found no alcohol in the car, they then proceeded to give us a 45 minute lecture, on a deserted country backroad, about how anything could happen out there, and if they decided to run us in for trying to buy alcohol (we hadn't), it'd be at least 2 days before we would get out of jail.  There's not a single law on the books that required any of those events to transpire.  

CSB, the next day, 2 of us called up one of the other guys pretending to be TASB and told him we'd changed our minds and we were stopping by his house shortly to arrest him.  That was fucking hilarious!

Now that is true friendship...

Nah, the TABC once followed me out of a convenience store, then followed my car until we were five miles out into the country at 9 PM at night, and then searched my car for alcohol.  We were 4 high school seniors they they thought they could bust for a bunch of MIP's and get themselves some free alcohol I guess.  When they found no alcohol in the car, they then proceeded to give us a 45 minute lecture, on a deserted country backroad, about how anything could happen out there, and if they decided to run us in for trying to buy alcohol (we hadn't), it'd be at least 2 days before we would get out of jail.  There's not a single law on the books that required any of those events to transpire.  
CSB, the next day, 2 of us called up one of the other guys pretending to be TASB and told him we'd changed our minds and we were stopping by his house shortly to arrest him.  That was fucking hilarious!

What’s you age again? What’s your age again?

Mid 40's.  Mid 40's.  Is there an echo? Is there an echo?

Also, this happened near the strip in Lubbock, so YMMV, but Lubbock sucks.  Also, prank calls are way harder now that there is such a thing as caller ID.

14 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Also, prank calls are way harder now that there is such a thing as caller ID.

Spoofcard

25 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Mid 40's.  Mid 40's.  Is there an echo? Is there an echo?

Also, this happened near the strip in Lubbock, so YMMV, but Lubbock sucks.  Also, prank calls are way harder now that there is such a thing as caller ID.

 

I think I’m deducing you’re more into country music or perhaps adult contemporary?

9 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

I think I’m deducing you’re more into country music or perhaps adult contemporary?

Steely Dan.  

It’s not just a steam-powered dildo.  

Wow, that was eye opening for me as I am not too familiar with how TABC operates.  I am a small partner in two liquor establishments in another state and that state also has a liquor commission, but there the way to survive there is to basically "donate" heavily to the fire and police departments with their charity balls/fundraisers/tournaments/dinners etc (extended families of these two areas co-mingled HEAVILY with extended family members as liquor agents) and even help sponsor specific high school sports programs.  (again, heavy concentration of these three departments from similar neighborhoods/extended families).  Do larger establishments in Austin have any ability to politically stave off pressure/problems as needed or it is a complete clusterfuck? 

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