February 9, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, CooterBrown said: Sock, sock, shirt, pants, shoe, shoe. You forgot panties.
February 9, 20196 yr Underwear, shirt, sock, sock, sit down and drink a cold beer, pants/belt, shoe, shoe.
February 9, 20196 yr Can’t believe this made it to two pages without someone claiming they always do coke off a hookers ass first.
February 10, 20196 yr Author 2 hours ago, deadshank said: Sock, sock, boot, boot yall ghey. Not everyone works in a sewer.
February 10, 20196 yr 14 hours ago, Jkwellborn said: These same people put milk in the bowl and then add cereal. #teamsocksockshoeshoe Or soda in a glass then add ice. Anyone who is sock shoe sock shoe needs Jesus. Most non poors do not mill around their house with shoes on. Most people keep socks on in the cooler months. It would be completely ridiculous to change your routine during that time simply because you are psychotic.
February 10, 20196 yr 15 hours ago, Jkwellborn said: These same people put milk in the bowl and then add cereal. #teasocksockshoeshoe doublepost Edited February 10, 20196 yr by Thatguy
February 10, 20196 yr You people worried about the cleanliness off the bottoms of your socks need to break out the vacuum cleaner and the mop from time to time. Sock sock, breakfast, coffee, sign whatever the kids schoolwork needs signing, Surly, news, yadda yadda yadda, carry shoes to the front door, shoe shoe, garage, truck.
February 10, 20196 yr I didn't know heathens walked barefoot from their closet to wherever their shoes are. If you sock shoe sock shoe in the morning you damn well better take your socks off when you get home
February 10, 20196 yr Or soda in a glass then add ice. Anyone who is sock shoe sock shoe needs Jesus. Most non poors do not mill around their house with shoes on. Most people keep socks on in the cooler months. It would be completely ridiculous to change your routine during that time simply because you are psychotic.I hate walking around barefoot. I usually wear my shoes until it’s time to shower and head to bed.
February 10, 20196 yr We all agree, civilized people that is, that shoes should never be worn in the house.Well I live in a society that discourages shitting on sidewalks.
February 10, 20196 yr 36 minutes ago, Nivek said: Well I live in a society that discourages shitting on sidewalks. So you never step inside mens bathrooms ? Have ya never stepped on grass, which is where animals defecate and piss ? stepped in an alley, where people piss ?
February 10, 20196 yr Pro tip: sock, sock, pants, shoe, shoe, shirt. That way you don't wrinkle your shirt bending over to tie your shoes.
February 10, 20196 yr Pro tip: sock, sock, pants, shoe, shoe, shirt. That way you don't wrinkle your shirt bending over to tie your shoes. This is incorrect. Good day to you sir.
February 10, 20196 yr So you never step inside mens bathrooms ? Have ya never stepped on grass, which is where animals defecate and piss ? stepped in an alley, where people piss ?What about a pond or the ocean? You know what fish do in the water?
February 10, 20196 yr 3 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said: What about a pond or the ocean? You know what fish do in the water? Yeah, but it doesn't really stick to the bottom of your feet, and get tracked into your house.
February 10, 20196 yr I used to be sock sock shoe shoe, but now that I use foot spray, I do (spray) sock shoe (spray) sock shoe.
February 11, 20196 yr Sock-shoe-sock-shoe makes sense if you have cats that track litter all over the house all the time.
February 11, 20196 yr On 2/8/2019 at 10:17 PM, TexArcher said: This thread is insensitive to people without feet. That's what I'm saying...
February 11, 20196 yr On 2/9/2019 at 4:46 PM, HornsOverIthaca said: Can’t believe this made it to two pages without someone claiming they always do coke off a hookers ass first. Well yeah. No one needs to say anything about it, because that's what everyone does before putting on their shoes and socks.
February 11, 20196 yr I probably used to be more of a sock sock, shoe shoe, guy. But when you get older it's more sock, shoe, because then you only have to pick up each foot once.
February 11, 20196 yr On 2/10/2019 at 7:43 AM, MNLonghornFUKM said: I didn't know heathens walked barefoot from their closet to wherever their shoes are. If you sock shoe sock shoe in the morning you damn well better take your socks off when you get home I'm a big house shoe guy. I appreciate a nice, comfortable slipper.
February 11, 20196 yr On 2/8/2019 at 11:45 AM, lateshow said: Only psychopaths go sock, shoe, sock, shoe. Read a review of recumbent bicycles and author said only three types of people rode them. Pencil protector- wearing engineers, the fat and psychopaths. He received a number of letters from psychopaths upset about being compared to engineers.
February 11, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, Nolacycling said: Read a review of recumbent bicycles and author said only three types of people rode them. Pencil protector- wearing engineers, the fat and psychopaths. He received a number of letters from psychopaths upset about being compared to engineers. Yeah a fourth group would be those with a death wish.
February 11, 20196 yr You know what's worse than people who go sock, shoe, sock, shoe? People who actually give a shit about the order. A wrong answer to this would be something like: sock, shoe, shoe, sock.
February 11, 20196 yr 3 minutes ago, Rimbo said: You know what's worse than people who go sock, shoe, sock, shoe? People who actually give a shit about the order. A wrong answer to this would be something like: sock, shoe, shoe, sock. The true psychos are the shoe shoe pukes......... ee-gads !!
February 11, 20196 yr 13 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said: The true psychos are the shoe shoe pukes......... ee-gads !! At least they're consistent. Also, sandals in Summer. Don't wear socks. You haven't lived unless you've had farmer's tan on your feet from wearing sandals all Summer long. Edited February 11, 20196 yr by Rimbo
February 11, 20196 yr On 2/10/2019 at 11:27 AM, Onboard 2.0 said: So you never step inside mens bathrooms ? Have ya never stepped on grass, which is where animals defecate and piss ? stepped in an alley, where people piss ? I don't care actually. Piss is sterile. I hate my cats, I don't want a fucking dog and I generally don't step in shit as a habit. It may happen 1-2 times a year and I prefer to wash my shoes when that happens. I also don't hang out in alleys. I am boring.
February 13, 20196 yr 20 hours ago, Brisketexan said: Nobody has the correct answer. Sock, sock. Nail OP's mom. Shoe, shoe. I don't even bother taking off my socks and shoes when I go bang OP's mom.
February 13, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, lateshow said: I don't even bother taking off my socks and shoes when I go bang OP's mom. So it's over pretty quick huh ?
February 13, 20196 yr 8 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said: So it's over pretty quick huh ? Yeah, I'm not some kind of pro.
February 13, 20196 yr sock, sock, underwear. You don't want those filthy shower feet brushing up against where you put the twig n' berries. Then pants, then shoes.
February 18, 20196 yr 12 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said: Left sock, right sock, right shoe, left shoe. Fin. No pants. Great post... I asked the op's question at work and it turned into a discussion of which shoe goes on first. Somehow there were two lunatics trying to convince everyone that left sock, right sock, left shoe, right shoe was correct. Edited February 18, 20196 yr by NWBuck
February 19, 20196 yr Somehow there were two lunatics trying to convince everyone that left sock, right sock, left shoe, right shoe was correct. Everyone knows it’s left sock, right sock, right shoe, left shoe.
February 19, 20196 yr 39 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: Everyone knows it’s left sock, right sock, right shoe, left shoe. If by everyone you mean every freak, then you sir are right on the nose.
February 19, 20196 yr 6 hours ago, NWBuck said: Somehow there were two lunatics trying to convince everyone that left sock, right sock, left shoe, right shoe was correct. Both of my kids, plus several co-workers, frequently tell me that I’m loon. This pretty much comfirms it.....and those 2 loons are absolutely correct. Edited February 19, 20196 yr by former alkie
February 19, 20196 yr If, like usual, my shoes are in another room, it’s sock sock. If everything’s in the same room it’s sock shoe sock shoe. I generally take off my shoes immediately upon entering my castle.
February 19, 20196 yr Everyone knows it’s left sock, right sock, right shoe, left shoe.Laying in bed actually thinking about my routine... good to know im normal. I'll try the opposite this morning and check the difference
February 19, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said: 11 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: Everyone knows it’s left sock, right sock, right shoe, left shoe. Laying in bed actually thinking about my routine... good to know im normal. I'll try the opposite this morning and check the difference (rolling) Yes because lying in bed thinking about which method you use for shoe installation is toooootally normal. (eyes). Not even gonna ask about sock thickness match vs. color match
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