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Lawrence Okoye of the AAF Birmingham Iron had a rough week

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Former British Olympic discus thrower and 49ers draft pick Lawrence Okoye got busted in a prostitution sting, then is out for opening game...with a groin injury.

 

 

I wonder if the prostution charge and the groin pull are related?

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Former British Olympic discus thrower and 49ers draft pick Lawrence Okoye got busted in a prostitution sting, then is out for opening game...with a groin injury.


I wonder if he knew that prostitution is illegal in most states in the U.S.

In most of the world, prostitution is either legal or the police don't really care. The U.S.'s laws can bring quiet a culture shock to people who have traveled the world.

It'll be interesting to see how the AAF handles this. I'm kind of hoping they don't suspend him too long because I'm curious about whether this guy is ever going to develop into a football player. Seems kind doubtful at this point since he's 27 and has already been given a chance by a bunch of NFL teams.

But not too many human beings can run a 4.78 forty with a 36 inch vertical at 6'6" 310 pounds.

Edit: another pic of his wife just because.

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Edited by campcrunk
Boobs

2 hours ago, campcrunk said:

It'll be interesting to see how the AAF handles this. I'm kind of hoping they don't suspend him too long because I'm curious about whether this guy is ever going to develop into a football player. Seems kind doubtful at this point since he's 27 and has already been given a chance by a bunch of NFL teams.

But not too many human beings can run a 4.78 forty with a 36 inch vertical at 6'6" 310 pounds.

Edit: another pic of his wife just because.

 

Speak for yourself

 

BTW, do the reports say whether he was buying or selling?  That league can't pay much

Dang, this is a rough cautionary tale. After doing 5 minutes of research, it looks like he and his wife (who's an attorney and investment banker) separated in 2017. He was also granted admission to Oxford Law. 

Soooo in summary: Unbelievable athletic gifts, sharp intellect, smoking hot wife...gets relegated to AAF, loses wife, arrested in prostitution sting. Fuck.

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19 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Dang, this is a rough cautionary tale. After doing 5 minutes of research, it looks like he and his ex-wife (who's an attorney and investment banker)


...[something-something] attorney-client privileges [something-something]...

Edited by Napoleon

7 hours ago, Post Oak said:

 

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I guess this is pre boob-job

8 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:

I guess this is pre boob-job

Should of saved the money on the tatas and did something about that Picasso 

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Is this now a game thread? 

Hope not, I just started one.

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Stream is here for people who don't have CBSSN

https://aaf.com/live/GjoCxWXQfvKpZuFlqeOgB5I-ceJn

Is there actual live video, or is that just the modern version of electric football?  Still cool, but not quite the same...

I hear Reddit NFL streams may have what's needed for those who providers are scumbags.

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Is there actual live video, or is that just the modern version of electric football?  Still cool, but not quite the same...

I hear Reddit NFL streams may have what's needed for those who providers are scumbags.

Huh. So much for that.

 

5 hours ago, Eggo said:

Dang, this is a rough cautionary tale. After doing 5 minutes of research, it looks like he and his wife (who's an attorney and investment banker) separated in 2017. He was also granted admission to Oxford Law. 

Soooo in summary: Unbelievable athletic gifts, sharp intellect, smoking hot wife...gets relegated to AAF, loses wife, arrested in prostitution sting. Fuck.

So, I guess you can be admitted to Oxford Law and still be stupid as hell.

1 hour ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

So, I guess you can be admitted to Oxford Law and still be stupid as hell.

not necessarily stupid, but something...

 

8 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Essex Box Face.

She has a face?

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12 hours ago, Napoleon said:


I wonder if he knew that prostitution is illegal in most states in the U.S.

In most of the world, prostitution is either legal or the police don't really care. The U.S.'s laws can bring quiet a culture shock to people who have traveled the world.

so what you're saying is ...

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5 hours ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

So, I guess you can be admitted to Oxford Law and still be stupid as hell.

 

11 hours ago, Eggo said:

Dang, this is a rough cautionary tale. After doing 5 minutes of research, it looks like he and his wife (who's an attorney and investment banker) separated in 2017. He was also granted admission to Oxford Law. 

Soooo in summary: Unbelievable athletic gifts, sharp intellect, smoking hot wife...gets relegated to AAF, loses wife, arrested in prostitution sting. Fuck.

Smoking hot wife appears to have left him a few years ago while he was still with dolphins. I follow her on instagram and she is fire; @pippa_burke. Goes by Pippa Burke now and has a new man. Guessing she’s feeling like she made the right decision round about now! 

1 minute ago, Britishlonghorn said:

 

Smoking hot wife appears to have left him a few years ago while he was still with dolphins. I follow her on instagram and she is fire; @pippa_burke. Goes by Pippa Burke now and has a new man. Guessing she’s feeling like she made the right decision round about now! 

Just now, Britishlonghorn said:

 

Smoking hot wife appears to have left him a few years ago while he was still with dolphins. I follow her on instagram and she is fire; @pippa_burke. Goes by Pippa Burke now and has a new man. Guessing she’s feeling like she made the right decision round about now! 

 

15 hours ago, Post Oak said:

He's got a rocket for a wife.

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That face needs to be in a lot less light if you know what I mean.

Ooph

And she could snatch a trout out of a lake with some of those toes.

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5 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

so what you're saying is ...

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Just figured out what you were implying. Was confused and reread it a few times. 

Went to a bachelor party in Amsterdam and the best man want to get some strippers who might perform on each other. He finally just went and asked the concierge and he set it up for the guy. Then the ladies performed for a while then asked “Okay, who wants to have sex?” (Because the 4 of them were already paid for.)

No one, including the bachelor, took them up on the offer. I have to think that some of my long-married/divorced friends would not let the same happen today. 

11 hours ago, Cajun said:

That face needs to be in a lot less light if you know what I mean.

Ooph

And she could snatch a trout out of a lake with some of those toes.

Toes?  What about that fucked up right leg?

g-g-groin g-g-groin in jor ee

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