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WTF?   I thought Clara was Clara Edwards, but in the pickle episode, she's Clara Johnson.

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watching Texas-Tenn basketball.  

 

Weaver's hair looks like that stupid hat that goober always wore. 

Judy! Judy! Judy!

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45 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

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Can't get this to show.

@Sbbruin he's in your old stomping grounds; Westwood.  Archie Bunker is in the plot right next to him. 

Link doesn't work.  

it's the weirdest fucking cemetery I've ever seen.  Very small.  About a block from the corner of Wilshire and Westwood Bl.  

You'd never expect it to be there. 

Marilyn Monroe and Hef are there.  Truman Capote too. 

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Watching the “If I had a quarter of a million “ episode.  So great.

On 9/18/2023 at 11:40 PM, Texzilla58 said:

Clara was married nine times

Clara was quite the ho', which is likely why she had an obsession with pickles.

On 11/16/2024 at 12:48 AM, Sbbruin said:

Watching the “If I had a quarter of a million “ episode.  So great.

The scene where Barney plays a bigshot to Floyd in the barbershop is a top-10 scene in the show.

escaped female convicts was just on.  Floyd eating that banana gets me every time. 

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22 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Helen Crump was a straight-up cunt.

Should have stayed with Peggy.  Much nicer.  Much hotter.  And had money.

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I am bumping this because this is one of the greatest 30 minute TV shows in history and, as far as I am concerned, the greatest show in television history.

Great writing…

Great characters…

And great acting by everyone involved.

You can watch it right now and being a 60 year old show does not matter.

It still holds up.

Barnard P. Fife is the best sitcom character ever.  George Costanza is in 2nd place. 

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Barnard P. Fife is the best sitcom character ever.  George Costanza is in 2nd place. 

I agree but second place is a semi crowded field.

Fred Sanford

Archie Bunker

Ralph Cramden

Those are just a few but no one was better than Don Knotts as Barney Fife and it really is not even close.

Five Emmys for playing that character.

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Barney and Thelma Lou saw a Glen Ford movie, "G-Man", and now he's Glen Fording it all over town.

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Watching “Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bea”.  Briscoe Darling was one of my all time favorite characters.

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On 3/5/2025 at 6:27 PM, Gil Bang said:

Helen Crump was a straight-up cunt.

Thelma Lou was the secret hot one.  She would have let Barney rail her ass if he’d known what to do.  

11 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Thelma Lou was the secret hot one.  She would have let Barney rail her ass if he’d known what to do.  

Barney may have been naive, but Don Knotts wasn't; mofo laid pipe all over Hollywood.

11 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Thelma Lou was the secret hot one.  She would have let Barney rail her ass if he’d known what to do.  

Thema Lou was a behind closed doors kinda gal. Queen on the streets, freak in the sheets.

On 11/16/2024 at 12:43 PM, DougO said:

Clara was quite the ho', which is likely why she had an obsession with pickles.

Word has it she was quite proficient jerkin’ a Gherkin …

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