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47 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Watching one of the great ones right now. Also the first episode with Gomer.
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That is my favorite episode.  Lot's of luck to you and yours.

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1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

That is my favorite episode.  Lot's of luck to you and yours.

Yes, this is a great episode. So folksy. Is there a bad episode? 

9 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

Is there a bad episode? 

Lots of them when they went to color.

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Lots of them when they went to color.

I had not considered the colored versions. I get 2 or 3 channels that show the AGS and they rarely play the colored versions.

40 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

they rarely play the colored versions.

There are no colored in Mayberry, which is odd for North Carolina.

4 hours ago, RPM said:

There are no colored in Mayberry, which is odd for North Carolina.

I think I've seen about 6 black folks in the total black, and white series.

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11 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

That is my favorite episode.  Lot's of luck to you and yours.

I love when he’s trying to make a call and the two old sisters are using the only line.  He is flabbergasted the town operates that way.  I’ve always wondered if Sarah was a hottie.  I could just imagine her being a smoke show.  In fact, I think I’ll “imagine” that later.

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2 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I think I've seen about 6 black folks in the total black, and white series.

Yeah, one or two servicemen when Ernest T is trying to sign up for the army, and maybe one in a random crowd.  I don’t think you could ever get to 6 though.  It was the south they all wanted to hang onto.  It was definitely at the heart of the confederacy a hundred years earlier.

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welp, andy had a true crisis on his hands. mayberry jail was full of moonshiners and no room for otis. the moonshiners felt otis ratted them out becasue he stopped buying from them. very far from the truth, otis found another group of moonshiners that's cheaper and they delivered !

andy was on top of it though, otis went to stay aunt bea for his 24 hrs in jail. as luck would have it, aunt bea was hosting the church cake baking committee that same day !!!!

andy left after breakfast but first gave aunt bea otis's normal breakfast order - two soft boiled eggs 4 mins, toast with butter and coffee with just a little sugar. aunt beat goes to take otis his breakfast and old otis told her he need to sleep a little longer, to just keep his food warm. well aunt bea had enough ! pulls otis out of bed and put him to work. cutting the grass, scrubbing floors, washing dishes. otis swore to never drink again if andy let him go home early !

57 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

welp, andy had a true crisis on his hands. mayberry jail was full of moonshiners and no room for otis. the moonshiners felt otis ratted them out becasue he stopped buying from them. very far from the truth, otis found another group of moonshiners that's cheaper and they delivered !

andy was on top of it though, otis went to stay aunt bea for his 24 hrs in jail. as luck would have it, aunt bea was hosting the church cake baking committee that same day !!!!

andy left after breakfast but first gave aunt bea otis's normal breakfast order - two soft boiled eggs 4 mins, toast with butter and coffee with just a little sugar. aunt beat goes to take otis his breakfast and old otis told her he need to sleep a little longer, to just keep his food warm. well aunt bea had enough ! pulls otis out of bed and put him to work. cutting the grass, scrubbing floors, washing dishes. otis swore to never drink again if andy let him go home early !

THE ROCK !!!!!  

1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

THE ROCK !!!!!  

Bloody Mary !!!!

No one played a better drunk than Otis, his jump rope scene with Barney cracks me up, or when Barney is teaching him to drive, riding around on a cow, the list goes on.

On 5/10/2021 at 9:46 PM, Richard Kimball said:

Haven't looked through the early pages, so SIAP, but here's Andy Griffith singing the theme song:

 

The lyrics were written by long time character actor Everett Sloane.  Sloane played Mr. Bernstein in Citizen Kane.  

Years ago I bought a set of Andy Griffith Show DVDs. They didn't have the license for the song so they replaced it with a similar sounding whistling song. What a ripoff.

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

welp, andy had a true crisis on his hands. mayberry jail was full of moonshiners and no room for otis. the moonshiners felt otis ratted them out becasue he stopped buying from them. very far from the truth, otis found another group of moonshiners that's cheaper and they delivered !

andy was on top of it though, otis went to stay aunt bea for his 24 hrs in jail. as luck would have it, aunt bea was hosting the church cake baking committee that same day !!!!

andy left after breakfast but first gave aunt bea otis's normal breakfast order - two soft boiled eggs 4 mins, toast with butter and coffee with just a little sugar. aunt beat goes to take otis his breakfast and old otis told her he need to sleep a little longer, to just keep his food warm. well aunt bea had enough ! pulls otis out of bed and put him to work. cutting the grass, scrubbing floors, washing dishes. otis swore to never drink again if andy let him go home early !

My cousin Brad was an ace pitcher in high school so he sat out the fall sports. When we were at football practice he was home after school watching episodes of Kung Fu when it was in syndication. The next day he’d summarize/act out the episode from the day before. What I’m saying is cousin Brad would be very proud of your work here 

 

 

1 hour ago, DougO said:

Years ago I bought a set of Andy Griffith Show DVDs. They didn't have the license for the song so they replaced it with a similar sounding whistling song. What a ripoff.

 

there's a price you pay buying that stuff from the LA PULGA !!!!

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22 hours ago, Dewey said:

No one played a better drunk than Otis, his jump rope scene with Barney cracks me up, or when Barney is teaching him to drive, riding around on a cow, the list goes on.

Funny thing is he never drank in real life.  Like ever.  But he sure nailed it on the show.

23 hours ago, Dewey said:

No one played a better drunk than Otis, his jump rope scene with Barney cracks me up, or when Barney is teaching him to drive, riding around on a cow, the list goes on.

Otis was a lovable drunk, and my personal favorite. You tube Foster Brooks roasts Don Rickles or anyone else he "roasted", for the true drunk master though.

When Andy was telling aunt bea his normal breakfast order, I lost it. I was rolling 

Floyd's pretending to be rich to try to get some pussy, and Andy's his "butler'. 

Two of my absolute favorites are the Loaded Goat, especially the scene with Otis and the goat in his cell, and the Gold Truck.

 

Classics ! 

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Just came across Adam 12. Malloy and Reed pulling Otis over for drunk driving

On 6/26/2021 at 9:42 AM, Johnny Sack said:

That is my favorite episode.  Lot's of luck to you and yours.

Love that episode as well. Classic!

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On 8/20/2021 at 6:31 PM, Gil Bang said:

Floyd's pretending to be rich to try to get some pussy, and Andy's his "butler'. 

Andy played his "son".

I fucking hate Aunt Bea. She cheated in the pickle contest, shamed Andy into trading his lucky fly fishing gear to the mayor, and I'm pretty sure she molested Opie.

23 hours ago, Capt. Squints said:

I fucking hate Aunt Bea. She cheated in the pickle contest

Now to be fair, she didn't know she was cheating. And fuck that bitch Cora Edwards anyway.

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29 minutes ago, RPM said:

Now to be fair, she didn't know she was cheating. And fuck that bitch Cora Edwards anyway.

*Clara (signed Andy Griffith police)

5 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

*Clara (signed Andy Griffith police)

Nip it in the bud!

13 minutes ago, RPM said:

Nip it in the bud!

Fucker's trying to make a citizens arrest...

20 hours ago, RPM said:

Now to be fair, she didn't know she was cheating. And fuck that bitch Cora Edwards anyway.

You can't just gloss over the unspeakable things Bea did to Opie and Clint. She's also the primary reason Andy never remarried. Loathsome bitch ratted out Michael Rennie in The Day the Earth Stood Still.

Barney: "Next time I want a haircut I'm gonna stick my head in a pencil sharpener."

Original Floyd: "Yes sir, and it'll fit, too!"

I think I've seen about 6 black folks in the total black, and white series.
IIRC the episode where Opie had to chose between piano and football, Flip was black.
On 8/19/2021 at 12:52 PM, tx 3 putt said:

welp, andy had a true crisis on his hands. mayberry jail was full of moonshiners and no room for otis. the moonshiners felt otis ratted them out becasue he stopped buying from them. very far from the truth, otis found another group of moonshiners that's cheaper and they delivered !

andy was on top of it though, otis went to stay aunt bea for his 24 hrs in jail. as luck would have it, aunt bea was hosting the church cake baking committee that same day !!!!

andy left after breakfast but first gave aunt bea otis's normal breakfast order - two soft boiled eggs 4 mins, toast with butter and coffee with just a little sugar. aunt beat goes to take otis his breakfast and old otis told her he need to sleep a little longer, to just keep his food warm. well aunt bea had enough ! pulls otis out of bed and put him to work. cutting the grass, scrubbing floors, washing dishes. otis swore to never drink again if andy let him go home early !

Watching this one right now. It’s so good.  

And now Rafe Hollister refuses to get vaccinated against tetanus and is shooting at people who are trying to get him to do so.

Down at the jail, Andy plays reverse psychology on him and it works. 

We need Andy around to talk to the anti-vaccine fucks today. /no cr   

25 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

And now Rafe Hollister refuses to get vaccinated against tetanus and is shooting at people who are trying to get him to do so.

Down at the jail, Andy plays reverse psychology on him and it works. 

We need Andy around to talk to the anti-vaccine fucks today. /no cr   

that county nurse was a piece of ass. 

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

that county nurse was a piece of ass. 

She was in the Blackboard Jungle w/ William Holden, and yeah smokin' hot.

 

Dig my graaaaave with a silver spaaaaaaaade... tell my wiiiiife........ ta' marry uuuuu-giiiin.

6 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

She was in the Blackboard Jungle w/ William Holden, and yeah smokin' hot.

 

Dig my graaaaave with a silver spaaaaaaaade... tell my wiiiiife........ ta' marry uuuuu-giiiin.

She was also in Tickle Me with Elvis. Yes, Mrs. Adams, I will. 

7 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

We need Andy around to talk to

You can stop right there. It's a long list Andy needs to talk to.

15 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

that county nurse was a piece of ass. 

Next to Barbara Eden in the Manicurist, she was the hottest on TAGS.  But Barbara Eden in her prime like that had a fastball like no other.

28 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Next to Barbara Eden in the Manicurist, she was the hottest on TAGS.  But Barbara Eden in her prime like that had a fastball like no other.

Let's slow it down a smidge there.  Eden was smoke, but this chick gets my vote for hottest of all time (the possibility of hot prison sex trumps manicurist sex)..... and lest we forget her green alien role on Star Trek !!  

 

I think Andy hit on or fucked 'em all from what I've read.

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All the hot pussy on that show, and Andy's banging Helen Crump?

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

All the hot pussy on that show, and Andy's banging Helen Crump?

 

old reliable and probably off the freak scale 

15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

old reliable and probably off the freak scale 

One word... buttsex.

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Interesting episode coming up;  the one with the travelling record producer.  It's the only one that I can recall where Andy's the asshole.   He's wrong and everybody else is right. 

There's also the ep where Aunt Bee gets him to believe the shoe salesman from NYC is some big time talent scout. Hard for him to play the dumb one when there's Barney, Goober, Gomer, Floyd, the mayor, which ever one. I will say Mr. Darling had a way of putting Andy in his place... or at least a compromise. 

Aunt Bee, call the man!

On 9/23/2021 at 11:46 AM, Gil Bang said:

All the hot pussy on that show, and Andy's banging Helen Crump?

He was helping out Opie the best he could.  

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