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"The Manicurist" comes on TV Land at 6:30.

 

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On 1/10/2020 at 7:35 PM, Hornius Emeritus said:

Only tangentially related, but if anybody gets a chance to see the movie that put Andy Griffith on the map, "A Face in the Crowd,"  WATCH it.  Really a great movie and a different side of Andy's acting chops.  Directed by the immortal Elia Kazan.

Got to see this, pretty cool to see him as a drunk hobo. It's been playing on the Movies! Channel

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Watching the one where Andy gets pissy cuz Peg has a college buddy over.  Joanna Moore was her real name.  Never realized she was Tatum O’Neal’s mother.  According to Wikipedia she had something like 5-6 DUIs.  She sounds like a party.  She was certainly hot af.

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19 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Watching the one where Andy gets pissy cuz Peg has a college buddy over.  Joanna Moore was her real name.  Never realized she was Tatum O’Neal’s mother.  According to Wikipedia she had something like 5-6 DUIs.  She sounds like a party.  She was certainly hot af.

She was the overall hottest girlfriend Andy had. Bet she was a handful in rl, too.

25 minutes ago, Dewey said:

In dat nurses outfit...

and that southern accent...

Watching the one where senior Darling is set on marrying Aunt Bee, "I'll put on my square wheels so we dont get roll'in too fast"

On a side note, could you imagine what Aunt Bee would sound like if ol' Darling put it to her?

I'll neg myself.

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55 minutes ago, RPM said:

On a side note, could you imagine what Aunt Bee would sound like if ol' Darling put it to her?

I'll neg myself.

Briscoe tried to give Aunt Bea the business.  Andy wouldn’t have it though.

You know she would have cooked him one hell of a breakfast.

2 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I was always pissed Andy didn't get some of this...

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Yeah, but Kirk did.

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Also: thigh.

3 hours ago, RPM said:

On a side note, could you imagine what Aunt Bee would sound like if ol' Darling put it to her?

I'll neg myself.

"Meat!" 

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11 hours ago, RPM said:

On a side note, could you imagine what Aunt Bee would sound like if ol' Darling put it to her?

I'll neg myself.

I don’t have to imagine it at all.

56 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I don’t have to imagine it at all.

Well now..... sounds like a Frances Bavier, 2 ships passing in the night story in there...

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Watching “Up in Barney’s room” where Barney gets tossed from his room for cooking.  It’s one of at least 5 or 6 episodes where Barney gets loaded.  In this one it’s because his sweet cider turned hard.

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Barney’s Sidecar is another outstanding episode.

4 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Barney’s Sidecar is another outstanding episode.

Checkpoint Chickie

No Time for Sergeants comes on TCM at 10:45 this morning. Pre-AGS Andy at his "country dumb" best.

23 hours ago, RPM said:

No Time for Sergeants comes on TCM at 10:45 this morning. Pre-AGS Andy at his "country dumb" best.

This movie never gets old.

"Hello.....helloooo?"

23 hours ago, RPM said:

No Time for Sergeants comes on TCM at 10:45 this morning. Pre-AGS Andy at his "country dumb" best.

Such a great flick.

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Briscoe Darling's trying to fuck Aunt Bee.  Clueless mofo doesn't have gaydar. 

On 4/24/2020 at 7:57 PM, Sbbruin said:

Briscoe tried to give Aunt Bea the business.  Andy wouldn’t have it though.

Well, it seems I was watching a replay.  Bruin had, it seems, seen the episode in an earlier broadcast. 

Everyone needs to chill, Briscoe said he'd put his square wheels on so'd they wouldn't get rolling so fast.

19 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Briscoe Darling's trying to fuck Aunt Bee.  Clueless mofo doesn't have gaydar. 

Even aunt Bea is starting to look good to me right about now after such a longass dry streak.

2 minutes ago, DougO said:

Even aunt Bea is starting to look good to me right about now after such a longass dry streak.

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Frances Bavier, gotta be French for beaver. She probably has mad skillz.

I sometimes fantasize about moving to Mayberry and stealing Thelma Lou away.

Ellie

Thelma

 

1-2 as far as the girlfriends go

You sure you want to venture that far out on the limb, bub? 

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6 minutes ago, DougO said:

 I would go Peg over Ellie.

Peg was hot af.  She's Tatum O'Neal's mom.  Ended up a raging alkie.  Which means she probably got all sorts of freaky in her blackouts.  At least that's how I like to imagine it.

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She looks all kinds of hammered in this one.

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I just read about that a few minutes ago when I was googling about how many episodes she was on the show (4). She also eventually died of lung cancer. Very sad.

Yeah, Tatum's mom, probably had a touch of the Cray.

On 6/28/2020 at 11:05 PM, Sbbruin said:

Watching “Up in Barney’s room” where Barney gets tossed from his room for cooking.  It’s one of at least 5 or 6 episodes where Barney gets loaded.  In this one it’s because his sweet cider turned hard.

This is the only episode I recall where they show where Barney lived.

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8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

This is the only episode I recall where they show where Barney lived.

"$6 a week and what do I get?  Heartache!"

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19 hours ago, DougO said:

Even aunt Bea is starting to look good to me right about now after such a longass dry streak.

Fred Goss the dry cleaner owner tried to get a piece of dat ass, but she wasn't down.  Briscoe when hard to the rack too.  Maybe she had the ghey for Clara Edwards?

If you want to have a serious discussion about this, she was Andy's "in-house" piece. 

Crump was a massive bitch and unattractive.  Should have stayed with Peggy or Ellie.

Or swung for the fences with Barbara Eden, good lord she was gorgeous (and stayed gorgeous for a long time).

Barney was swinging meat at Thelma Lou and Juanita.

16 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Crump was a massive bitch and unattractive.

She must have given incredible blowjobs. Can't think of any other reason he would choose her over the competition.

19 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Crump was a massive bitch and unattractive.  Should have stayed with Peggy or Ellie.

Or swung for the fences with Barbara Eden, good lord she was gorgeous (and stayed gorgeous for a long time).

Barney was swinging meat at Thelma Lou and Juanita.

I don't believe we ever saw Juanita.   We heard Barney wooing her on the phone, but that's as far as it went. 

Gomer's girlfriend Lou Ann Poovie was pretty hot.   Goober's lady friend Flora Malherbe wasn't bad either.  

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

I don't believe we ever saw Juanita.   We heard Barney wooing her on the phone, but that's as far as it went. 

 

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On 2/19/2019 at 12:00 PM, Vic Mackey said:

I read that the actor who plays Ernest T Bass was very well educated and intelligent. 

 

He was either the producer or director of the show, I don't remember which. As an aside, I listen to a lot of Radio Classics on Sirius/XM. Howard McNear was in many old radio shows, most notable to me was he was Doc Adams in Gunsmoke. Parley Baer, who was mayor Stoner, was Chester. And William Conrad was Matt Dillon.

1 hour ago, happyhookem said:

 

He was either the producer or director of the show, I don't remember which. As an aside, I listen to a lot of Radio Classics on Sirius/XM. Howard McNear was in many old radio shows, most notable to me was he was Doc Adams in Gunsmoke. Parley Baer, who was mayor Stoner, was Chester. And William Conrad was Matt Dillon.

The Radio Classics channel is the shit. 

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On 7/17/2020 at 5:35 PM, RPM said:

She must have given incredible blowjobs. Can't think of any other reason he would choose her over the competition.

Rumor is she took it up the butt.  That goes a long way when weighing the pros and cons.

Yeah. Normally you’ve gotta go to Mt. Pilot for anal.

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5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Yeah. Normally you’ve gotta go to Mt. Pilot for anal.

Yeah the Fun Girls were from Mt Pilot, and you know they were down for anything.

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