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I think the real question here is was Mrs Mendelbrite giving blowjobs to Barney up in the rooming house?

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    Love this show. One of the best imho is early on when Opie shoots a mamma bird and then raises the chicks. Upon their release he says ( paraphrasing) The cage sure looks empty pa Andy: yeah 

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    Check out "A Face in the Crowd." It was after No Time for Sergeants and before the Andy Griffith Show. He plays a degenerate guitar picker named Lonesome Rhodes, who puts on a folksy front but is a da

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5 hours ago, pokeNbeans said:

I think the real question here is was Mrs Mendelbrite giving blowjobs to Barney up in the rooming house?

Word is Barney had a hog.  Not sure she could take that length.

  • 4 weeks later...

Andy's trying to fuck the county nurse, and Barney keeps cockblocking him, and eating the pizza. 

coming up next is the the one where Barney and Floyd are taken hostage by the female prison escapees.   It may be the best one ever. 

Maybe. 

  • 5 weeks later...

There's a peculiar stranger in town. Miiiighty peculiar.

58 minutes ago, RPM said:

There's a peculiar stranger in town. Miiiighty peculiar.

Andy just hornswoggled the antique dealer with the cannon. Opie's getting ready to teach him a life lesson.

Aunt Bee: According to you The Lord made 2 genders... men and blabbermouths!

Andy: Well put. Wellll put!

2 minutes ago, RPM said:

Aunt Bee: According to you The Lord made 2 genders... men and blabbermouths!

Andy: Well put. Wellll put!

He ain't lyin'.

4 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

It's the Wakefields, and the Carters a feudin' agin !!!

that fucking dog gets me every time.

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4 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

It's the Wakefields, and the Carters a feudin' agin !!!

I always enjoyed this part.

 

45 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

that fucking dog gets me every time.

You to ?  Yep, I don't know why but it cracks me up every time I see it. You can see 'em setting the scene.. porch, shotgun, rocking chair, jug, Andy, Wakefield........ Get the dog in here !!!

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31 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I always enjoyed this part.

 

Yeah that's funny as shit, I think the funniest scene is the duel scene. Andy counting off in French.

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

I always enjoyed this part.

 

I always thought that guy looked like Tony Kornheiser.....his name is Arthur Hunnicutt and he was in a ton of old movies, mostly Westerns.

Including "El Dorado" with John Wayne, Robert Mitchum, and James Caan.

Cousin Virgil episode always gets to me. I relate to a lot of that.

He's also the original Uncle Jesse.

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14 hours ago, DougO said:

Cousin Virgil episode always gets to me. I relate to a lot of that.

So you're a total loser who can't do anything right?  

4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

So you're a total loser who can't do anything right?  

Well..... not when someone's looking over his shoulder....

  • 2 weeks later...

Otis sues the county. He just wants to do something nice for Andy & Barney.

57 minutes ago, RPM said:

Otis sues the county. He just wants to do something nice for Andy & Barney.

Otis......my man........

I'm the PLO... Permanent Latrine Orderly.  No Time for sergeants on TCM right now.

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On 10/7/2020 at 7:41 PM, Onboard 2.0 said:

I'm the PLO... Permanent Latrine Orderly.  No Time for sergeants on TCM right now.

An absolute great movie with an incredible cast and this guy was particularly good......Myron McCormick.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Barney getting bullied by a couple of farmers selling stuff on the side of the road.

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On 10/22/2020 at 4:35 AM, RPM said:

Barney getting bullied by a couple of farmers selling stuff on the side of the road.

Fife the Fierce, Crazy gun Barney.

Little Opie is the best, kid cracks me up. 

"You gave 3 whole cents to the charity?!?"

"Did I give too much, paw? I can ask for 2 cents back"

34 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Little Opie is the best, kid cracks me up. 

"You gave 3 whole cents to the charity?!?"

"Did I give too much, paw? I can ask for 2 cents back"

Poor Horatio!

 

 

The Blob is on, never realized Helen Crump(Aneta Corsaut) was in it. 

  • 2 weeks later...

The State Police are hunting an escaped convict. Barney says "It's BIG!"

1 hour ago, RPM said:

The State Police are hunting an escaped convict. Barney says "It's BIG!"

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  • 4 weeks later...

Andy telling Opie the story of Romeo & Juliet.

"Then Romeo saw the light in Juliet's room come on and he said "Hark!", they said "hark" a bunch back in them days."

On 9/23/2020 at 2:05 PM, Steamboat1874 said:

I always thought that guy looked like Tony Kornheiser.....his name is Arthur Hunnicutt and he was in a ton of old movies, mostly Westerns.

Damn, he does look like a young Kornheiser. I never caught that..

It's the feudin' episode.  

I just took a dump so I was gonna shower, but now I'm gonna hang around until that Beagle shows up.   I love that Beagle. 

oh shit.  The 3 women are escaping from prison

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14 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

oh shit.  The 3 women are escaping from prison

One of the great ones.  Barney and Floyd are both great in it.

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On 10/9/2020 at 7:47 AM, Steamboat1874 said:

An absolute great movie with an incredible cast and this guy was particularly good......Myron McCormick.

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One of the greatest movies made. A true AMC.

 

I'll do you one better..Nick Adams had his own series, where he was a shotgun totin Reb after the Civil War.

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And he used to run with Elvis. So you know he was swimming in it.

 

How far is Mount Pilot from Mayberry? 

1 hour ago, Brothahorn said:

One of the greatest movies made. A true AMC.

 

I'll do you one better..Nick Adams had his own series, where he was a shotgun totin Reb after the Civil War.

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And he used to run with Elvis. So you know he was swimming in it.

 

He was also great in NTFS.

1 hour ago, Dewey said:

How far is Mount Pilot from Mayberry? 

depends on the episode.   There are contradictory versions.  

"About an hour away" was discussed in one episode.  In another it was 15 miles. 

1 hour ago, Dewey said:

How far is Mount Pilot from Mayberry? 

How big is your imagination ?

47 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

depends on the episode.   There are contradictory versions.  

"About an hour away" was discussed in one episode.  In another it was 15 miles. 

Episode i watched the other night Barney said it was 12 miles away. Google says 11.7..... whoever said an hour (probably Floyd, lost their damn mind)

16 hours ago, Dewey said:

How far is Mount Pilot from Mayberry? 

Close enough to go eat Chinese food and have Opie back at home by his bedtime.

15 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

He was also great in NTFS.

Yep. Which is why I brought him up. His range is runt to badass.

 

NTFS and Face in the Crowd are classic American movies.

Just now, Brothahorn said:

Close enough to go eat Chinese food and have Opie back at home by his bedtime.

Yep. Which is why I brought him up. His range is runt to badass.

 

NTFS and Face in the Crowd are classic American movies.

Absolutely agree.

OK y'all. Mind fucking blown.

This guy:

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Is also this guy (on the left):  

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8 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

OK y'all. Mind fucking blown.

This guy:

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Is also this guy (on the left):  

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Watch James Best in his three Twilight Zone appearances.  Classics all.  Especially good is "The Last Rites of Jeff Myrtlebank" episode.  

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