February 10, 20196 yr Suburban Philly neighbors flip their shit because the neighbor is selling their house with a sex den in the basement. PM Phil. https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/02/philadelphia-sex-house-interview-with-realtor-melissa-leonard.html
February 10, 20196 yr You'd think the new owner will repurpose that... The previous owner of my house kept all his Vietnam-era marine corps memorabilia in the front office, but I don't go in there and look for Charlie.
February 10, 20196 yr Male voice: We’re very upset about this whole thing. We do not want something like this in our neighborhood. Take that off the internet. That’s disgusting. We don’t want that. Leonard: Sir, if the owner wants those photos on the listing, that’s their choice! Male voice: You’ve got to take them down! We live next door and we don’t want this! This is what entitlement looks like. It’s all about what he wants and he’s going to throw a fit.
February 10, 20196 yr I would watch the episode of Marie Kondo where she tells the new owners of the house they only need three horsehair whips.
February 10, 20196 yr Neighbors are worried that there might be a few films left behind as well. Amirite? Oh, and don't forget the safe word: FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN
February 10, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Larry T. Spider said: Male voice: We’re very upset about this whole thing. We do not want something like this in our neighborhood. Take that off the internet. That’s disgusting. We don’t want that. Leonard: Sir, if the owner wants those photos on the listing, that’s their choice! Male voice: You’ve got to take them down! We live next door and we don’t want this! This is what entitlement looks like. It’s all about what he wants and he’s going to throw a fit. Guarantee that old couple regularly complains about how MiLlEnIaLs ArE sO eNtItLeD with straight faces.
February 10, 20196 yr Is there a market in Philly for this kind of thing or is the realtor sacrificing some commission to get free publicity? Edited February 10, 20196 yr by Newdoc
February 10, 20196 yr I saw this on Twitter yesterday.That place is going for $500/week nights and $2,000/night on weekends on Air B&B.And the asking price is $750,000.That’s like, Alabama real estate prices. I didn’t think you could still get that much house in that price range near somewhere like Philadelphia.Doesn’t look like a shitty neighborhood.If you can reliably rent it at those prices, not a bad deal.And the original description was honest and hilarious and didn’t hold anything back - “And you’ll love the layout of the current basement with it’s mature adult playground or it can be converted into a typical suburban basement.”“I mean, if you want to go with having a totally basic basement, Karen, that’s fine I guess.”
February 10, 20196 yr Ima go out on a limb here and guess that a sex room is pretty much a white thang.
February 10, 20196 yr Hotsy wash it top to bottom. Spray down with a 10% solution Clorox. Rinse with cold water and hit it with a black light. Repeat until all the bodily fluids.Then use it for a regular gym.
February 10, 20196 yr 44 minutes ago, El Diablo said: Ima go out on a limb here and guess that a sex room is pretty much a white thang. Dunno, as I thought any room could be used for that purpose.
February 10, 20196 yr 6 minutes ago, El Diablo said: Hotsy wash it? High pressure, hot water with lotsa soap.
February 10, 20196 yr It’s what I imagine a basement designed by Paige Davis would look like on "Trading Spaces." Edited February 11, 20196 yr by Deej
February 10, 20196 yr Clearly I'm not familiar with brands of power washing equipment. I just figured it was a Yankeefication of some sort. My ex was a Hoosier and they have a habit of adding a "y" sound to the end of words. Cute? No, cutesy. Etc...
February 10, 20196 yr Yup. Had the AAF game thread open in a different tab and got confused (which isn't shocking).
February 10, 20196 yr Yup. Had the AAF game thread open in a different tab and got confused (which isn't shocking).AAF? Abode annex fuckroom?
February 10, 20196 yr 9 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said: AAF? Abode annex fuckroom? Alliance of American Football
February 11, 20196 yr I can't believe that neighbor getting irate at the listing agent. Who gives a fuck? People need to mind their own business.
February 11, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, TornACL said: I can't believe that neighbor getting irate at the listing agent. Who gives a fuck? People need to mind their own business. Prolly thought their neighbor was having a lot of late night slinger parties and are pissed that they misheard the nature of the get togethers.
February 11, 20196 yr I don't see a gimp locker. Where are you supposed to keep your gimp in that dungeon? Some dungeon, doesn't even have a gimp locker. Pass.
February 11, 20196 yr 6 hours ago, Bama Chick said: I saw this on Twitter yesterday. That place is going for $500/week nights and $2,000/night on weekends on Air B&B.And the asking price is $750,000. That’s like, Alabama real estate prices. I didn’t think you could still get that much house in that price range near somewhere like Philadelphia. Doesn’t look like a shitty neighborhood. If you can reliably rent it at those prices, not a bad deal. And the original description was honest and hilarious and didn’t hold anything back - “And you’ll love the layout of the current basement with it’s mature adult playground or it can be converted into a typical suburban basement.” “I mean, if you want to go with having a totally basic basement, Karen, that’s fine I guess.” I'm in Philly a lot. That place is $750K and 5,000 square feet. I agree with you. Something is wrong. That's a solid area.
February 11, 20196 yr 10 hours ago, El Diablo said: I don't see a gimp locker. Where are you supposed to keep your gimp in that dungeon? Some dungeon, doesn't even have a gimp locker. Pass. The cage is under the bed
February 11, 20196 yr 16 minutes ago, BurntEyes said: Got Dayum know nothing idiot. The gimp locker goes behind the wall with the secret door that has a dildo you pull to open. You can't go leaving your gimp out in the open where someone can break in and steal "it". Right - like any wall-mounted dildos in a sex dungeon aren't getting pulled. Secret Door 101, dude.
February 11, 20196 yr There’s not nearly enough people on this thread honestly intrigued by the thought of a state of the art sex room.
February 11, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, Victorious1 said: not gonna ask about the animal hides on the floor... They tie the room together.
February 11, 20196 yr 3 minutes ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said: They tie the room together. what a relief. I was waiting for the "some animals WERE harmed during the filming of __" disclaimer.
February 11, 20196 yr 13 hours ago, TornACL said: I can't believe that neighbor getting irate at the listing agent. Who gives a fuck? People need to mind their own business. You'd be surprised how nosy/intrusive neighbors are during a sale. I had one basically grill me while I was putting the sign in the yard, wanted to take a tour of it, then requested that I only show it to single women. Creepy.
February 11, 20196 yr 11 minutes ago, BurntEyes said: Lulz, bro you use the small white dildo for the lever not the large black one. Dildo use knowledge 101. I don't have this knowledge.
February 11, 20196 yr i consider myself far from being a prude, but i can't figure out for the life of me how to "use" some of those stations. any tips?
February 11, 20196 yr 19 hours ago, tbone_ said: That sex dungeon doesn’t look very dungeon like. Yep, downright tame by East Dallas standards.
February 11, 20196 yr I’m sure sex dungeon fans have a different mindset, but a sex dungeon that gets rented out regularly on Air BnB seems unsanitary.
February 11, 20196 yr 20 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said: You'd be surprised how nosy/intrusive neighbors are during a sale. I had one basically grill me while I was putting the sign in the yard, wanted to take a tour of it, then requested that I only show it to single women. Creepy. This is why you never do open houses. The other elementary school parents show up to look through your cabinets, drawers, and bathrooms and then gossip. You kids come home two days later and tell you that little Jasyn in their 5th grade class overhead his mom telling Aidyn's mom that you have a short water fountain in the bathroom for "doing sex stuff." I don't miss that neighborhood.
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