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Police want to identify a woman they say is badgering college women to date her single son.

The Baltimore Sun reports that a woman in her mid-50s has been visiting the campus of Towson University in Maryland pestering female students. The mom reportedly approaches her victims, shows them a photo of her eligible son and asks if they are interested in dating him.

Police say the mom entered two on-campus buildings on three separate dates to play Cupid. The Towson Police Department shared an email with Yahoo Lifestyle from Chief Charles Herring that alerts the community to the mother’s actions. 

“The Towson University Police Department is investigating three related incidents occurring in the Cook Library and Center for the Arts buildings on February 6 and 7,” read the email. “Students have reported being approached by an older female who attempted to show them a picture on her cellphone and ask if they were interested in dating her son. The subject of interest is described as a female, appearing to be in her 50s, with glasses, wearing blue jeans and a striped long-sleeve shirt with red trim along the bottom, a multicolored scarf, brown shoes and carrying a dark-colored coat.” 

A police spokesperson tells Yahoo Lifestyle that, for now, the mother is not suspected of committing a crime; they just want her to stop. So might her son.

 

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/police-searching-mother-whos-allegedly-harassing-college-women-date-son-190612490.html

She's just looking for someone to ruv him rong time. How is that a crime?

I am amazed that this is actually worth so much as a minute of the campus polices time.

I'm going to guess Mom grew up in China and her son is 1st generation.  And what she's doing isn't too far from normal in the town she grew up in.  I'm guessing she's only asking paisanas.

 

Edited by Bullneck

7 hours ago, South Austin said:

I thought this would be an article about Nick Starkel's mom.

Figured it was "Bag hag Karen" until I saw the location.

16 hours ago, AM Wood said:

Sum Ting Wong

Still the best prank of all time. 

5 minutes ago, frog said:

Still the best prank of all time. 

Better than the pee-pee in your Coke.

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55 minutes ago, frog said:

Still the best prank of all time. 

 

She just wants a happy ending for her son.

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