February 12, 20196 yr You can go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave. Indeed! Or check into a psycho ward, whichever come first, huh?
February 12, 20196 yr Author "What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?" "Yeeeeeeaaaah." "Thought so, good. What do you do, drink it?" "Yeah." "Good, thought so."
February 12, 20196 yr Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the homes fires burning. If we're not back by dawn..... call the President.
February 13, 20196 yr What does that mean, huh? China is Here? I don’t even know what the hell that means
February 13, 20196 yr Everybody relax. I’m here. This is a line I use a lot when entering the room. Great ice breaker.
October 27, 20196 yr Appropriate since last time I used your toilet; my shit exploded like ‘thunder’ in that final showdown scene. I even breathed like him.
October 27, 20196 yr Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.
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