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You know what ol Jack Burton says at a time like this?

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It's all in the reflexes.

You can go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave.

Indeed!

Or check into a psycho ward, whichever come first, huh?

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"What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?"

"Yeeeeeeaaaah."

"Thought so, good. What do you do, drink it?"

"Yeah."

"Good, thought so."

Okay.  You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the homes fires burning.  If we're not back by dawn..... call the President.

Which Lo Pan? Little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock?

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Wind, fire, all that kind of thing.

What does that mean, huh?   China is Here?  

I don’t even know what the hell that means

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Wife let me decorate the guest bath upstairs.....no horseshit homo jack

 

 

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Appropriate since last time I used your toilet; my shit exploded like ‘thunder’ in that final showdown scene.  I even breathed like him.  

Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.

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