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1 hour ago, Dewey said:

That's because Maalik didn't lose the two games he started and he cleared the way for Arch to take over without any conversation. So yeah, fans are extremely grateful to him and are Duke fans now. 

More to it than just that. Maalik didn't have a nickname like "Fakey" for starters. He also didn't briefly enroll at OU while at Texas. 

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  • He's just reversing his Dad's college career, who started out as a Sooner and ended it wearing orange.      

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    Shit man, I used to study film 12 hours a day pretty much every day. Then one time my wife walked in and we had to go to fucking marriage counseling…

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    Casey would have beat arky.  I will believe that until the day I die. 

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On 12/23/2023 at 3:46 PM, Catdaddyhorn said:

Nobody hates former Longhorn players like Longhorn "fans".

Flipping burgers with a masters degree. Yeah, that's his only option.  

Exactly. Ludicrous to assume he could only flip burgers. 

 

He could wrap burritos at Chipotle too. 

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Can’t wait to whoop his ass

Oh wait he’ll be sitting behind Arnold, what a bizarre decision…

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8 minutes ago, Nope said:

Oh wait he’ll be sitting behind Arnold, what a bizarre decision…

He's just reversing his Dad's college career, who started out as a Sooner and ended it wearing orange.

 

 

 

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18 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Of course he did

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Casey Thompson is currently 1-4 in the Texas-OU rivalry. He's got a chance to surpass Sam's 1-4 mark in October. 

11 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

He's just reversing his Dad's college career, who started out as a Sooner and ended it wearing orange.

 

 

 

Incredible 

1 minute ago, Nope said:

Incredible 

Glad somebody got that.

For those of y'all who haven't figured it out yet:

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Usually 25 year old college athletes are Mormon, coming off their mission and playing for BYU. This is incredible. 

4 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Usually 25 year old college athletes are Mormon, coming off their mission and playing for BYU. This is incredible. 

Well Thompson tore his ACL last year so fit him up for the knee brace

57 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Of course he did

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They are so excited about it they got AI to render a pic of a generic black dude wearing an OU uniform.

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7 years as a college QB and he still sucks.

The anti-Penix.

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Bachelors from Texas, masters from Corn and GED from OUSux?

You don’t get a GED after a masters. He’s going for a PhD…. At OU they only offer PhDs in one subject: Sucking.

17 minutes ago, Richter said:

You don’t get a GED after a masters. He’s going for a PhD…. At OU they only offer PhDs in one subject: Sucking.

 

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Ok, are we free to hate this chucklefuck now??????

 

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Here's to him getting hurt in his only appearacne and getting an 8th year at aggy. 

He could decorate a shitty north Texas bar with all his own uniforms.

35 minutes ago, Jasper_Jester said:

Ok, are we free to hate this chucklefuck now??????

I hated him before he left the 40 Acres, so... get in the mother fucker.

7 hours ago, Nope said:

Oh wait he’ll be sitting behind Arnold, what a bizarre decision…

I’m sure Venables got him because Sark doesn’t change his signs.

7 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

I dont understand the move. He wont see the field

This is me, why?

10 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Of course he did

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Guess he never wants to win the Golden Hat himself. Also, it would have been a lot funnier if he had enrolled at Okie State to finish the trolling of his dad. 

"Dad I know we live in OKC, but I'm going to Texas..." 

*a few years later "Dad I'm transferring out of Texas." "Great son! Where are you going?" "Nebraska!"

*this year should have been "Dad, fuck Tom and FAU. I'm going to Okie State with Gundy."

Here's to him getting hurt in his only appearacne and getting an 8th year at aggy. 
Pretty sure he's already used that one, but by the end of next season he'll be pushing Ron McKelvey age .

I was the only one rooting for this kid even though he talked shit about Texas. I thought he was just trying to score points with the new team.

Now... A complete betrayal to fucking Soonerville? 

I hope he's healthy enough to start against Texas next year. 

PS fuck you tom herman

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@Zeus I hate to say it, but I'm pretty sure Casey will be a bench warmer. Don't think he can beat out Jackson Arnold. If so, hopefully he breaks his other thumb against us. Traitor!

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

@Zeus I hate to say it, but I'm pretty sure Casey will be a bench warmer. Don't think he can beat out Jackson Arnold. If so, hopefully he breaks his other thumb against us. Traitor!

I hope Arnold pans out to be shitty enough that Thompson wins the job. That is just the kind of outcome I am always rooting to occur for the Sooners.

4 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Do the OU coaches know yet?

no wat?

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21 hours ago, Deej said:

7 years as a college QB and he still sucks.

 

Maybe he’s trying to get a head start on a coaching career? 

44 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

won't wish him 'well' but i hope he doesn't get hurt, maybe gets a win against a team we need to lose 

eh, fuck em

Never liked this clown, now I loathe him.

2 hours ago, immamac said:

Sam called it. He was always a fucking sooner. 

Wait, did Ehlinger bad mouth Casey? Not that I mind but doesn't seem like Sam, even if it's true about Casey being a Dbag.

Hahahahahah what a loser piece of shit. Fuck that guy. 

Who is the last player to play for both Texas and OU? Feel like it's very rare.

22 hours ago, immamac said:

Sam called it. He was always a fucking sooner. 

What is the sauce for this?

Just now, ztejas said:

Hahahahahah what a loser piece of shit. Fuck that guy. 

Who is the last player to play for both Texas and OU? Feel like it's very rare.

Brenen Thompson right now, but before him it was some dude back in the 70s so yea....rare. 

12 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Brenen Thompson right now, but before him it was some dude back in the 70s so yea....rare. 

Thanks - I did feel like there was a recent example but that it was rare outside of that. 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Hahahahahah what a loser piece of shit. Fuck that guy. 

Who is the last player to play for both Texas and OU? Feel like it's very rare.

What is the sauce for this?

Paul Moriarty pulled this off in the late 80s.  As he liked to say at the time, he used to bleed burnt orange, now he pisses it.  Good guy, if not a bit misguided (obviously).

Also Joe Don Looney enrolled at Texas , failed out first semester with a Blutarskyesque GPA, then eventually ended up in Norman.  Never played a down at Texas as freshman couldn't play back then.

 

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